“I was going to bring the Chiefs a good right tackle last Christmas, but Carl Peterson’s been such a naughty boy that I stuck him Damion McIntosh for another year then got drunk in the stands. Santa sees all, Carl…HO-HO-HO!!!”
watching these guys without a 30 pack in him. we need to get rudolph, donner, and BLITZen on the field, at least they might get pressure on the QB or create a hole.
“The Chiefs asked for another win this season, but I’ll give them a Top 3 draft pick instead, Santa Knows best. Hey Beer Guy gimmie a refill of Pain Begone Juice!”
Santa:
This team is ho-ho-horrible
craig in calgary - November 25, 2008
Hah!
By the way, whats the deal with all the people from Calgary these days?
Go Stamps!
Ben S - November 25, 2008
Santa:
“I was going to bring the Chiefs a good right tackle last Christmas, but Carl Peterson’s been such a naughty boy that I stuck him Damion McIntosh for another year then got drunk in the stands. Santa sees all, Carl…HO-HO-HO!!!”
UCrawford - November 25, 2008
Or
“Just because the Chiefs wear Santa’s colors doesn’t mean he has to watch them sober.”
UCrawford - November 25, 2008
Santa:
Yes! 12 beers down. Gotta take advantage of the day off.
Joel Thorman - November 25, 2008
Admittedly this is terrible
On the 12th beer of Chiefsmas….My true love game to me, a Jean-Philippe Darche jersey!
Chris Thorman - November 25, 2008
5 minutes later
I’m so tempted to use the ’ole admin privileges and delete that comment.
Chris Thorman - November 25, 2008
I thought it was pretty good.
IISaiNtII - November 26, 2008
No one will ever think to look for me here.
Aw, crap… I don’t wanna be here either. I need another beer.
Vince D - November 25, 2008
Even Santa cant stand
watching these guys without a 30 pack in him. we need to get rudolph, donner, and BLITZen on the field, at least they might get pressure on the QB or create a hole.
ComeSackMyQB - November 25, 2008
those Marines have lousy taste in football teams
but they drink damn good beer
sm7600 - November 25, 2008
"I'm on the way to kick Clarks ass
lemme finish my beer on the way."
Lanier63 - November 25, 2008
Hey look
I didn’t know all these people were behind me. I’d rather drink and watch them than whats on the field
KansasCityShuffle - November 25, 2008
Wow, Gun
Even my elves could stop the run and rush the passer better than this front seven, and they’re all smaller than Sproles.
Sudden - November 25, 2008
I totally get Santa being an ex-Marine
that explains his work ethic. Beer drinking explains the beer-gut. But Chiefs fan? … …
I’m working on it.
TheQ - November 25, 2008
Red uniforms?
Chris Thorman - November 25, 2008
Sounds about right.
There is definitely nobody named “Blitzen” on the Chiefs team?
Sorry, I regret that.
TheQ - November 25, 2008
OH,
H/T to ComeSackMyQB! It was worth using again.
TheQ - November 25, 2008
How about
Blahhghgshhs i’m sooo wasredte
rgahhsjdllf
bloofffff garf i need anothherj dreknk
AngryJesus - November 25, 2008
This beer tastes like beard.
Chris Thorman - November 25, 2008
"If you don't like the way i'm livin,
well just leave this long-haired country boy alone"
InternetCreditOffers.com - November 25, 2008
“The Chiefs asked for another win this season, but I’ll give them a Top 3 draft pick instead, Santa Knows best. Hey Beer Guy gimmie a refill of Pain Begone Juice!”
ill_spec - November 26, 2008
Jim Lynch
is looking pretty good!
Jeremy Bolander - November 27, 2008
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