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via dominuspaulus, from the Bills/Chiefs game last weekend

"I'm fictional and I need to drink this loss away!"

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Santa:

This team is ho-ho-horrible

Hah!

By the way, whats the deal with all the people from Calgary these days?
Go Stamps!

Santa:

“I was going to bring the Chiefs a good right tackle last Christmas, but Carl Peterson’s been such a naughty boy that I stuck him Damion McIntosh for another year then got drunk in the stands. Santa sees all, Carl…HO-HO-HO!!!”

Or

“Just because the Chiefs wear Santa’s colors doesn’t mean he has to watch them sober.”

Santa:

Yes! 12 beers down. Gotta take advantage of the day off.

Admittedly this is terrible

On the 12th beer of Chiefsmas….My true love game to me, a Jean-Philippe Darche jersey!

5 minutes later

I’m so tempted to use the ’ole admin privileges and delete that comment.

I thought it was pretty good.
No one will ever think to look for me here.

Aw, crap… I don’t wanna be here either. I need another beer.

Even Santa cant stand

watching these guys without a 30 pack in him. we need to get rudolph, donner, and BLITZen on the field, at least they might get pressure on the QB or create a hole.

those Marines have lousy taste in football teams

but they drink damn good beer

"I'm on the way to kick Clarks ass

lemme finish my beer on the way."

Hey look

I didn’t know all these people were behind me. I’d rather drink and watch them than whats on the field

Wow, Gun

Even my elves could stop the run and rush the passer better than this front seven, and they’re all smaller than Sproles.

I totally get Santa being an ex-Marine

that explains his work ethic. Beer drinking explains the beer-gut. But Chiefs fan? … …

I’m working on it.

Red uniforms?
Sounds about right.

There is definitely nobody named “Blitzen” on the Chiefs team?

Sorry, I regret that.

OH,

H/T to ComeSackMyQB! It was worth using again.

How about

Blahhghgshhs i’m sooo wasredte

rgahhsjdllf

bloofffff garf i need anothherj dreknk

This beer tastes like beard.

"If you don't like the way i'm livin,

well just leave this long-haired country boy alone"

“The Chiefs asked for another win this season, but I’ll give them a Top 3 draft pick instead, Santa Knows best. Hey Beer Guy gimmie a refill of Pain Begone Juice!”

Jim Lynch

is looking pretty good!

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