Economy got you down? Working more for less money? Then Arrowhead Pride is your shopping destination! Let's take a look at the sales we're offering this year.
Damion McIntosh
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Some call him Sackintosh and for good reason! This 6'4" 325 lb. monster will consistently get pushed back on the line, continue to consume a disproportionate amount of the payroll and overall be a nuisance to your sports teams fans. Register with us and McIntosh can be yours for the low, low price of a beef on bun with fries (with fries?!) from Gates Barbecue.
Devard Darling
Curiously, there are very few pictures of Darling in a Chiefs uniform.
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And here you thought this entire time you would have to pay a fortune for 29 receptions in 5 years. Well, how about this - We'll give you Devard Darling for the cheap, cheap price of a case of Boulevard beer. Wheat please!
Damon Huard AND Brodie Croyle
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Lacking veteran leadership? Looking for a young gun? Then look no further as we're offering up veteran Damon Huard AND (and?!) young gun Brodie Croyle. These two won't stay healthy! They'll turn the ball over! They won't get out of the pocket! So, what's the price, you ask? A Candy Bar Crunch ice cream from Foo's Fabulous Frozen Custard!
Ahh, the insanity of these deals! Any other "steals" out there on the Chiefs roster?
0 recs | 12 comments
325 lbs?
His belly weights that much alone.
Lanier63 - November 28, 2008
Ha!
That’s what he’s listed at.
Joel Thorman - November 28, 2008
Nice one PT
Darling’s new nickname is “Ghost” because it is like he isn’t even there. Or here. Or overthere.
You can’t throw to what you can’t find.
TheQ - November 28, 2008
I wish we would have kept Sippio
Lanier63 - November 28, 2008
Sippio seemed to have more production
but he was viewed as not as athletic or as “fast” as Darling. It is hard to believe that Darling was our #2 receiver all during camp and to start the year?
TheQ - November 28, 2008
I wanted to type that real small
so as not to start a huge debate again…just letting my biased personal feelings get in the way again :)
Lanier63 - November 28, 2008
How Dare You Profane Gates BBQ
By insinuating that anything off their menu is as valueless as Sackintosh.
:)
UCrawford - November 28, 2008
How could you forget Special Teams Coach Mike Priefer and Jon McGraw?
DThomasReigns - November 28, 2008
With his playing time
And his $645,000 salary, I would consider him a bargain.
Joel Thorman - November 28, 2008
Good point. Priefer still should be the Door Buster Bargain though.
DThomasReigns - November 28, 2008
He's so cheap
We’re basically giving him away!
Joel Thorman - November 28, 2008
How about a
leader that cannot lead, thats right folks we will throw in Harmageddon, you will continuously run the ball up Niswangers butt, and kill a punter! If you order now we will cover the cost of shipping, and throw in 100 bucks!
Eric Allen - November 28, 2008
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