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Caption this Chiefs QB Photo

I got sentimental when I read this post at Arrowhead Addict and decided we needed to have a long overdue caption-this post. You provide the caption to the photo below.

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via www.thedashow.com

"Hey Trent, we're going to be together forever, aren't we Trent?"

"We sure are Damon. We sure are."

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So Trent?

Got any skeletons in your cupboard?

"Hey Damon"

“Ever heard of Coastal Carolina?”

“Me neither. Me neither”

+1

Best one? Maybe…

/No offense to anyone else.

-cw

What's that guy's name?

Brodie what? Yeah, we have nothing to worry about.

man good ol trentless!! those were the days huh boys??

See that exit over there?

We still have time to escape! No one will blame us!

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Man we have no clue what kind of shit hole we stepped into here

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Look at this kid. Talk about job security huh Damon.

Trent : Damon, Did you just fart.. again?

Damon : I sure did Trent… I sure did.. that right there is the smell of a man

Trent : ahhh boy, remember that O-line in 03’

Damon : Hah, ya… those were the days

Trent : Little does that kid Brody know that he will be standing on the sidelines with us due to injury…

Trent: Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if I sustained a massively horrific brain injury in the season opener that doomed me for the remainder of my career after giving the Chiefs their best season in eight years, followed by you managing to shadow box your way to 10 wins, fooling everyone into thinking you were actually a good quarterback when we all know you’re nothing but a two bit retread and in no way qualified to be on a roster at the age of 33, much less 35? Wouldn’t that be funny?

Damon: Hahah, yeah it would! Hahahaahahahah… wait. That wouldn’t be funny. That would be horrible. In every way.

Trent: Oh. Well then… So what do you know about this Edwards guy? Does he prefer x-crosses or the good ol’ slant flag?

Damon: I asked about that and he just said something about playing the right way and how if I threw the ball more than ten yards he’d beat me to death with his good nature.

Trent: What did you tell him?

Damon: I told him it wouldn’t be an issue since I can’t throw further than ten yards. Seriously, don’t get hurt, okay, Trent?

Trent: I won’t, Damon. I won’t.

*CRASH.

*EPIC FRANCHISE FAIL

DH: “So… did you ever have to… take care of Kurt [Warner]’s… needs?”

TG: “Needs? What do you mean?”

DH: “Oh, you know, like anything kind of personal?”

TG: “Well sure, when he took my spot, he’d have me do some silly errands for him, like pick up his dry-cleaning, refer to him as General over the headset, that kind of stuff.”

DH: “Oh…”

TG: “Why’s that? Did Tom [Brady] ever do anything embarrassing to you?”

DH: “What?! No, no way. No, he was totally… totally cool.”

Awkward silence.

-cw

winner winner, chicken dinner

TG: Do you think that management knows that we aren’t any good?

DH: Nope, not a clue…

TG: and they gave up a 1st rounder for me

DH: yup, how’d you do that?

TG: I worked it out with Vermeil, sayin you thought I could take you to the SuperBowl in St. Louis, give me a chance now in KC,

DH: And it worked like a charm

TG: Ya plus I promised him Dick that I would stop making fun of him for being such close friends with Carl…

yeah, Pro Bowl

obviously Trent green wasn’t any good.

God, revisionist history around here kills me.

ahhaaha...Matt..why so sensitive man...that's what I saw in the picture.....

Trent: Damn Brodie’s wife is fine!!

Damon: Yeah, I’d motor boat those babies.

Now when I see this picture

I get that song from the Fox and the Hound in my head.

“When your the best of friends…”

Hey Trent

smile, here comes Herm and Carl, act like they know what they’re doing!

That has to be the winner
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DH: I could stay on the bench with you forever buddy
TG: Don’t worry, we will because we’re too old. Oh wait, I’m starting across the state now?! Time for another concussion sandwich

Damon, get your hand off my ass! Smile we are on camera!

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