Brady: I have won 3 Super Bowls, I was Super Bowl MVP in 2 of them, I have been invited to seven different Pro Bowls, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their team goes to the playoffs or that their Patriots cover the spread, who do you think they’re praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Tim, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you’re looking for God, he was on the field January 15, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
Oddly enough, I see not a single comment on here that tears down religion
only a few that proclaim Brady as God (sorry, but apparently worshipping false idols became A OK in religious circles during weeks 7-14), and a few that play on Tebow’s outspoken piety. None are outright hostile to religion, they’re just for the most part hostile to Tebow’s abilities as a QB.
Look, no serious NFL fans ever hated on Warner for his outspoken Christian beliefs and devout practice thereof. Y’know why? Cuz the dude could ball. The thing that a lot of football fans find frustrating is this elevating Tebow to some miraculous pedestal solely because of his faith and in exact opposition to his clear deficiencies as a football player.
isnt the country something like 90% Christian? So if you have that big of a Christian base how in the world is that used as a reason that the majority dont like him? Sounds like to me his fans cant take it that he sucks so they use any crutch they can to defend him from the truth
but at least half of those are people who believe in a deity of some sort and the whole Christian ethics and that’s about it. Another 25% of them actually believe in the bearded white dude in the sky but think the bible stories are parables and anyone who believes in literal interpretation of them is batshit insane. The final 25% believe that every word in there is direct from the mouth of said bearded white dude in the sky, and that if you ever wanna meet him, you gotta annoy the everloving crap outta every person you meet by telling them about how cool this book you read is.
Jesus Christ!
We beat the crap out of you.
cheapham - January 17, 2012
I just showed you what a REAL NFL QB looks like
banshee_01 - January 17, 2012
Tebow: I know, I shouldn’t even be here.
Brady: Uhhh, ya think?!?!
Chiefs447 - January 17, 2012
Brady: I'm pretty sure
you are NOT left handed
Spiderwomn69 - January 17, 2012
I actually laughed out loud at this one
JHWK - January 17, 2012
Ditto
Grayt1 - January 17, 2012 via mobile
same here
and still was 3 minutes later
chiefs_fan_forever - January 18, 2012
Damn, very nice
TheScootness - January 17, 2012
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Brady: I have won 3 Super Bowls, I was Super Bowl MVP in 2 of them, I have been invited to seven different Pro Bowls, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their team goes to the playoffs or that their Patriots cover the spread, who do you think they’re praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Tim, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you’re looking for God, he was on the field January 15, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
fongKC - January 17, 2012
Nice reference to Malice
Grayt1 - January 17, 2012 via mobile
No crap?! Where'd that centurion stab you, 'bout here?
Brsrkr - January 17, 2012
"I'm sorry, Tim
but you know I can’t answer your prayers when I’m playing against you myself. Those are the rules. Okay, buddy?"
TheDBroShow - January 17, 2012
"Hey kid, where's your quarterback? I want to tell him 'good game.'"
TRSChief - January 17, 2012
I had to rec this!
LadyChief - January 17, 2012
This should be green
Sudden - January 17, 2012
Classy ..had to rec'd
58 was my friend - January 17, 2012
Someone needs to photo shop this
with that quote in the picture and send it to the Donkys blog
His Royal Greatness - January 17, 2012
"Sorry about the beat down Tim, the Devil made me do it"
Kool TA - January 17, 2012
Winner hahaha
TheScootness - January 17, 2012
Elway told me to let you know that you need to learn how to throw the ball.
Buck'O - January 17, 2012
He can enter the punt, kick and pass contest
LadyChief - January 17, 2012
Hey, ya know something
I bet he could punt the hell outta that thing
Buck'O - January 17, 2012
lol!
LadyChief - January 17, 2012
"Why the hell didn't you pick up that candy wrapper back there?"
“You’ll never win a Super Bowl without cleaning up after yourself first!”
Tarkus - January 17, 2012
Goochy goochy goooooooo!
motrepip - January 17, 2012 via mobile
Brady: If I take this rib from you and rub it in the dirt, can I make a woman?
ExRoyalsFan - January 17, 2012
A real ugly one
LadyChief - January 17, 2012
Not an Old Testament fan, I take it.
Brsrkr - January 17, 2012
failed comment
LadyChief - January 17, 2012
Bald guy is the master of getting in photos.
KeyboardGato - January 17, 2012
Ninjas know that hair does nothing but slow one down.
Sudden - January 17, 2012
You see? Quarterbacks pass and running backs run.
Now get the hell off my field.
midcalchief - January 17, 2012
Brady:
Daddy…er, I mean Jesus told me to tell you that he loves me more.
Chief-blinders-on - January 17, 2012
Well, I know I just killed you, but I read somewhere that you should be ok in 3 days
badassz1987 - January 17, 2012
Brady to Tebow:
“To tell you the truth Timmy, I was more worried about playing against Tyler Palko than I was about playing against you….”
Sudden - January 17, 2012
ouch
upamtn - January 17, 2012
Brady's followup:
“Hey, Palko might not know how to say a hail mary, but at least he knows how to throw one.”
Sudden - January 17, 2012
You know running backs can't wear the number 15 in the NFL, right?
NigerianNightmare - January 17, 2012
God told me we will meet again in the playoffs
I said God told me we will meet again! It’s prophecy!
NJChieffan16 - January 17, 2012 via mobile
"Evil will always win, because good is dumb."
TRSChief - January 17, 2012
banshee_01 - January 17, 2012
Those people that you you'd never be a quarterback in the league...
they were right!
Chief Willie Wildcat - January 17, 2012
Those people that TOLD you you'd never be a quarterback in the league..
they were right!
SMH
Chief Willie Wildcat - January 18, 2012
In the offseason you should get that herpes on your lip checked out. its not good for your image.
KeyWestChief - January 17, 2012 via Android app
What happens in the Philippines stays in the philippines...
And to think, the only reason Tebow went there to begin with is because he thought he was going to convert the Philistines. Silly Tebow.
Sudden - January 17, 2012
"I wish I knew how to quit you"
DanielH123 - January 17, 2012
"Not even god can make you a good QB."
Sorry Tim.
DeuceDouglas - January 17, 2012
This is how you dance with a girl you f'ing prude.
ChiTownChiefs - January 17, 2012
"I almost threw one to you on the sidelines, so you could have a chance for a completion"
denverrefugee - January 17, 2012
I don't think Tom Brady would say anything like 99% of the ugly responses on here.
Brady is a pretty good guy who doesn’t run people down because of their religion.
looey - January 17, 2012
Then maybe he's planting a bug.
Brsrkr - January 17, 2012
Well aren't you the life of the party.
Tarkus - January 17, 2012
Oddly enough, I see not a single comment on here that tears down religion
only a few that proclaim Brady as God (sorry, but apparently worshipping false idols became A OK in religious circles during weeks 7-14), and a few that play on Tebow’s outspoken piety. None are outright hostile to religion, they’re just for the most part hostile to Tebow’s abilities as a QB.
Look, no serious NFL fans ever hated on Warner for his outspoken Christian beliefs and devout practice thereof. Y’know why? Cuz the dude could ball. The thing that a lot of football fans find frustrating is this elevating Tebow to some miraculous pedestal solely because of his faith and in exact opposition to his clear deficiencies as a football player.
Sudden - January 17, 2012
the funny thing to me is
isnt the country something like 90% Christian? So if you have that big of a Christian base how in the world is that used as a reason that the majority dont like him? Sounds like to me his fans cant take it that he sucks so they use any crutch they can to defend him from the truth
slackator - January 17, 2012
Well, 90% consider themselves nominally Christian
but at least half of those are people who believe in a deity of some sort and the whole Christian ethics and that’s about it. Another 25% of them actually believe in the bearded white dude in the sky but think the bible stories are parables and anyone who believes in literal interpretation of them is batshit insane. The final 25% believe that every word in there is direct from the mouth of said bearded white dude in the sky, and that if you ever wanna meet him, you gotta annoy the everloving crap outta every person you meet by telling them about how cool this book you read is.
Sudden - January 17, 2012
Im sure Bridget Moynahan and his son thought he was a great guy as well
then he dumped them as quick as possible for an ugly Brazilian super model
slackator - January 17, 2012
Huh. I always thought she was Eurotrash.
Must be the nose. And the faint odor of Nazi.
Brsrkr - January 17, 2012
German name, residing in South America
almost guaranteed SchutzStaffel refugee.
Sudden - January 17, 2012
I deeply apologize to Tom Brady for misrepresenting his character on a Kansas City Chiefs blog.
How dare we forget that?
Chief-blinders-on - January 17, 2012
as somebody who posted referencing God in my caption
I simply quoted a movie and substituted Brady for Alec Baldwin.
I sincerely apologize to anybody I offended, and especially to Alec Baldwin.
fongKC - January 17, 2012
Alec Baldwin cannot be offended
he’s too busy playing words with friends to bother paying attention to you.
Sudden - January 17, 2012
but he told me to tell you:
Coffee is for closers!
Chief-blinders-on - January 17, 2012
hah!
rec’d cuz that movie kicks ass :D
fongKC - January 17, 2012
Satan told me to laugh at this.
TRSChief - January 17, 2012
and you know this how?
neiowakcfan - January 18, 2012
My new coach thought YOU were worth a 1st
and I was only worth a 6th? I see
GREATthings in store for us!slackator - January 17, 2012
TIM
Tim say a prayer for us…
Chieffanndonkeyland - January 17, 2012
"Josh said WHAT about you?!
And here I was thinking he knew something about QBs."
citadelchief - January 17, 2012
Hey Tim, what did I tell ya. Good things happen to good people. Now you get to go home and play golf with your buddies from church.
58 was my friend - January 17, 2012
Thou shall not run the ball everytime
Man you got to learn how to throw the ball,lok me up this winter and i will bless you.
chiefsfool - January 17, 2012
I've seen the Light! How can I become the 13th Disciple?
Slim with the Tilted Brim - January 17, 2012
this is going to hurt you more than it is going to hurt me!!!
schlamark - January 17, 2012
Hey Tebow
Did you see my 6 td passes? Maybe ESPN will actually talk about a real QB now.
isimo - January 17, 2012 via mobile
Tom: Next time just stay on the bus.
Tim: But Elway will have my ass
Tom: Elway will be the least of your worries, kid… I’ll have your arms broken!
fairmont - January 17, 2012
why his arms?
they are his least valuable extremity
slackator - January 17, 2012
Hey, don't be so hard on the kid.
It’s hard to throw with stigmata on your hands.
Sudden - January 17, 2012
"You have been weighed... you have been measured... and you have absolutely been found wanting."
“Gain more bearing.”
Falcon58 - January 17, 2012
And that, my son, is how it's done...
kcchiefsfan72 - January 17, 2012
Anyone seen the pic of him tebowing in front of brady?
isimo - January 17, 2012 via mobile
Brady: "If you ever need a direct line to God, just let me know."
texaschief - January 17, 2012
Wow is every comment going to be greened
banshee_01 - January 17, 2012
Maybe?
joplin chiefs fan - January 17, 2012
Except this one.
Tarkus - January 17, 2012
damn it
can we make it red then
banshee_01 - January 17, 2012
wrong?
chiefs_fan_forever - January 18, 2012
Nope, only the funny ones
/pats self on back
ExRoyalsFan - January 17, 2012
Well, we won't be seeing you til next year Timmy
ArrowheadHunter - January 17, 2012
Hey kid,
its TOM not TIM.
skychief - January 17, 2012
Brady: Tim, deep down we knew this was going to happen. Now let me rub my hands on your side. Nice abs.
Chiefshero - January 17, 2012
This picture is from the first regular season game at Mile High
Brady did not give Tebow the time of day and did not talk to him after the playoff game.
Skrappy - January 17, 2012
Brady: You have NEVER had sex? WHAT.. THE… FUCK!
readANDgold58 - January 17, 2012
Lindsey Vonn or Katy Perry?
Either is awesome. Go for it.
HowSweetItIs - January 17, 2012
Here is your motivation Tim. Learn to be a real QB then you can marry and knock up a hot ass model like me.
kc_okerix - January 17, 2012 via mobile
So Tim I guess your not a virgin anymore? -Brady
nycKCchief - January 17, 2012
Tebow: Hey man, good game. I gave it my best.
Brady: Oh really? Really? That was your best? Your best, really? Really? NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN’ SHINEBOX
KeyboardGato - January 17, 2012
Brady: Your best? Losers always whine about their best! Winners go home and **** the prom queen!
softvoice - January 18, 2012
Brady to Tebow:
Just hang in there little man. One of these days I’ll let you polish my rings.
J_r0kk - January 17, 2012
Let's see now...
Soft and supple. Not too big. Not too small. Yeah, yeah I like it. Can I feel the other one?
71-South - January 17, 2012
I know I beat the hell out of you,
but you and me, 2 o’clock, can you say hot showers
ChiefofNJ - January 18, 2012
I'm only talking to you in hopes
they’ll put a shot of me on Sports Center for the next week.
Chief Willie Wildcat - January 18, 2012
Now let that be a lesson to you...boy!
TheChefs82 - January 18, 2012
Tebow: But I took an orphan to dinner before the game! That's even BETTER than winning.
Brady: Ohhhh, is that right!? Condescending Well, Good for you…. I’ll take your word on that one.
kwhitegocubs - January 18, 2012
Are you free this Saturday?
Good! How’d you like to mow my lawn?
Then go ahead and drop the yacht club, mm?
PrairieSchooner - January 18, 2012
Yea Tim, you deal reeeaaaallll good. Keep it up and one day you could play prfessional football!
BDCinSA - January 18, 2012
Lookit I say Lookit me when I’m talkin to you boy! That ain’t no way to catch a chicken!
hornbaby - January 18, 2012
"Hey Tim. You couldn't even start in Kansas City!"
neiowakcfan - January 18, 2012
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