By the time I am through with him he will be working in the Front Office of the goddam Houston Titans…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. Elvis Grbac!
Donnie: Is this a good time to ask about my new contract?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. Steve Bono!
What Marty really said:
"I just knew we were going to score," Schottenheimer said. "I do not believe in self-pity. And I have such a distaste for people who do. I think it’s wrong. I really do."
I think Marty was channeling a bit of Nostradamus there.
Marty: "Ya know what! Ya know what, Donnie! If you think I’m an asshole? If you think I’m fuckin crazy?
“Well … if you’re still playin here? Some coach is gonna along someday and make me look fuckin sane! Make me look like a fuckin nice guy! And make you wish … you had me back!”
That’s it Donnie, if I hear you complain one more time about how cold January in KC is, you’re gonna end up in San Diego…then I suppose you’ll get too hot there and wanna come back here.
I had a nightmare that 13 or 14 years from now, AFC West will be so horrible that three teams ended up being tied for the division with Broncos winning it despise the fact we would beat them at the end of season JUST because of some guy named…Jesus or something? You know what really pissed me off? KC wasn’t one of that three teams that tied! WTF!
I still dont know if anything pisses me off more than their “Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze” shit on their jerseys. With all the cheating from Spygate and others, I cant believe nobody ever brings that one up.
No one was kicked out.
No Fines.
No unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty.
Not even a delay of game while they stopped the game to have them change their Jerseys. (or even a pointed explanation)
I think if that happened today ESPN would have “Greasegate” on their bottom line for a while. Greg Gumbel would have a feature on “Between the Lines.” Back then Tags would just tell them to leave a story alone, and they would go along to get along.
That was the one year we might have had the best team. Everyone had a feeling that the winner of that game would probably win it all. (and they did) It was a very close game, down to the wire, and I will always think it would have made a difference if they had chosen not to let the cheatin’ ass donkeys get away with it.
but I just found out Carl put a hex on this team, and they won’t win another playoff game for at least 15 years! I gotta get outta here, and you should too. I’m going to Tanners. I suggest you think about San Diego."
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE COACH!!
YOU’RE TOO CONSERVATIVE!!!!
ISN’T THAT RIGHT HERM? HERM? LOOK AT ME HERM!
Wait you’re not Herm…
golfbard - January 18, 2012
I'm a gunna EAT UR SHOULDER!!!
bossmanham - January 18, 2012
"For the last time, pick up that damn candy wrapper!"
Tarkus - January 18, 2012
And now we know why his teams never won it all.
Tomahawk29 - January 18, 2012
you keep throwing that out there to see if it will stick......
LadyChief - January 18, 2012
Works for every picture!
Tarkus - January 18, 2012
This works for every Bronco thread.....................
LadyChief - January 18, 2012
Hey LC, did you get any of these shoes yet?
Tarkus - January 18, 2012
No..Are they on sale?.............
women love shoe sales
LadyChief - January 18, 2012
Not sure.
Tarkus - January 18, 2012
Now these are the right color...........
LadyChief - January 18, 2012
Are they on sale?
Tarkus - January 18, 2012
Do you believe in magic?
Chief-blinders-on - January 18, 2012
so I have to click my heels together
LadyChief - January 18, 2012
I think that Target has them..........
LadyChief - January 18, 2012
Can someone explain the candy wrapper situation?
kcgiant06 - January 18, 2012
Pioli may or may not have dropped/found a candy wrapper on the ground
which magically turned into an invisible bug on Haleys phone and now a few feel he deserves to rot in Leavenworth for it
slackator - January 18, 2012
Thank you
kcgiant06 - January 18, 2012
"... RO... DAH!"
Tomahawk29 - January 18, 2012
Glad to see at least a couple of people got the Skyrim reference.
Seriously though, Marty looks like a Draugr Deathlord.
Tomahawk29 - January 18, 2012
That last beer did me in
Damn the Man - January 18, 2012
"Why in the hell did you do that Donnie? You cost us 15 yards!"
LadyChief - January 18, 2012
Something like that, or...
…We CAN’T let these guys run on us! DENY THE RUN!
Donnie was our LB/S ’tweener, and maybe needed bucking-up, because he was worn out and the bad guys were starting to run it.
hmills110 - January 18, 2012
1.21 gigowatts????
Great scott!!
Steve_in_RI - January 18, 2012
He DOES sorta look like Christoper Lloyd.
It took me a while to put the name and the number together, and even longer to figure out that the old man in the picture is Marty.
hmills110 - January 18, 2012
I love me any kind of BTTF reference
Steve_in_RI - January 18, 2012
hhhheeeeehhhhaaaaawwwwwhhhheeeehhhhhaaaawwww
Marty doing his impression of John Elway.
Spiderwomn69 - January 18, 2012
Donnie:
“Hey Coach, show us the face you gave Greg Hill’s girl last night”
KansasCityShuffle - January 18, 2012
You mean
Marty’s vinegar strokes?
onthecake - January 18, 2012
So then I told that Hooter's waitress to go like this.....
CapsLockKey - January 18, 2012
THAT FREAKING HORSE HEAD PISSES ME OFF
dougNKC - January 18, 2012
We're gonna run the inside blitz.
hmills110 - January 18, 2012
I gave her my O face... O O O O O
golfbard - January 18, 2012
Ahh!
I’m so mad I’m going to go to San Diego and you’re coming with me! We’ll have minimal success then leave!
BAyers2929 - January 18, 2012
"What the hell?!!!!"
“Carl told me we’re not going to re-sign you!!! If I get fired I’m never coming back to this stupid organization!!!”
KCMizzou - January 18, 2012
I knew I picked the wrong week
I knew I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
ET9691 - January 18, 2012
These khakis make my ass look fat!
golfbard - January 18, 2012
What the hell was that little blue pill you gave me!?!?!?!?!?!?
BeavisChrist - January 18, 2012
Donnie, you keep playing like that we're gonna ship you off to San Diego ... seriously!
upamtn - January 18, 2012
Rec'd
Tokyo Chief - January 18, 2012
The gleam! It's in my eye!
Brsrkr - January 18, 2012
"Shave......and.........a........haircut.........
severn58 - January 18, 2012
2 bits!
upamtn - January 18, 2012
"I swear they've bugged my beeper!"
KeyboardGato - January 18, 2012
This doesn't have much to do with anything you said...
I was just looking for a pic of an old phone when I found this…I need this a T-Shirt
severn58 - January 18, 2012
The Zac Morris
Chief-blinders-on - January 18, 2012
Ah, the 90's
When the coolest guy in school wore a pink and purple striped shirt…
PVChiefsfan - January 19, 2012
Well damn, and here I thought the coolest guy in school had clothing dyslexia
severn58 - January 19, 2012
now that looks like a phone that been bugged
niageriannit1 - January 18, 2012
There's an elbow shaped alien bursting out of my chest!
Brsrkr - January 18, 2012
Marty: Screw Lake Dawson!
By the time I am through with him he will be working in the Front Office of the goddam Houston Titans…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. Elvis Grbac!
Donnie: Is this a good time to ask about my new contract?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. Steve Bono!
What Marty really said:
Chief-blinders-on - January 18, 2012
Hey Donnie
San Diego is in our future!
wwJamaalCharlesdo - January 18, 2012
geez Donnie
let me see you do a better Al Davis impression!
tomachop - January 18, 2012
I know it dont really fit but its the 1st thing that came to mind
SCHWING!!
slackator - January 18, 2012
Just wait!!!
In a few years they will have Tebow!!
maddirishman - January 18, 2012
Marty yelling:
FUCK THE RAIDERS!!!!!!!!
Donnie: Coach, we’re playing the Broncos……..
Chiefs447 - January 18, 2012
am I the only one who can picture Martys response being
so whats your point?
slackator - January 18, 2012
Yeah, I imagine him saying:
“Well fuck them too!!!”
Tomahawk29 - January 18, 2012
"I Had Onions On My Sub Today"
“How’s my breath? Can you smell it? Can you smell it? You can? Sit your ass on the bench, Donnie, before I ship you to San Diego.”
UCrawford - January 18, 2012
Is that an elbow in martys gut?
If so, he isnt say anything. Just OUCH!
TheScreenName - January 18, 2012
"I said....ARE. YOU. READY. FOR. THE. LIL WAYNE CONCERT??"
KCJayhawk - January 18, 2012
Team building Tag Team concert
KeyboardGato - January 18, 2012
Damnit Donnie, I said knock the snot bubbles out of him!!!
Big_Trouble - January 18, 2012
The good ole days
Back when Chiefs were Chiefs and not bitching about candy wrappers and other nonsense.
chadb - January 18, 2012
Im so mad I could pork a 20 year old!
Budd Jones - January 18, 2012
I think Marty was channeling a bit of Nostradamus there.
Marty: "Ya know what! Ya know what, Donnie! If you think I’m an asshole? If you think I’m fuckin crazy?
“Well … if you’re still playin here? Some coach is gonna along someday and make me look fuckin sane! Make me look like a fuckin nice guy! And make you wish … you had me back!”
LocoLoboChico - January 18, 2012
"If you think our offense sucks now...
…wait 14 years when they hire my son, Brian over there as OC!"
chiefsjwg - January 18, 2012
FUCKIN HEMOROIDS!
Eric Allen - January 18, 2012 via mobile
marty gunther just called another blitz
oh,why the hell are u sitting on the sidelines donnie
niageriannit1 - January 18, 2012
AAAAHHHH!!!
Someone get this football outta my A**!!!!
Matt_Grbac - January 18, 2012 via mobile
Is Scott not paying attention to me because I forgot to put jell in my hair? I Thinks that’s little cruel, don’t you Donnie??
jackinthebox - January 18, 2012
OKAY DONNIE......
We’re going into our PREVENT DEFENSE now, so man up!
KCRiseFromTheAshes - January 18, 2012
donnie I told u marty to start gannon not grbac today
marty oh
niageriannit1 - January 18, 2012
Alright
Who the hell farted!?
Eric Allen - January 18, 2012 via mobile
By the looks of it Donnie
LadyChief - January 18, 2012
Have you seen Greg Hills wife? I`m gonna have sex with her!
chadb - January 18, 2012
I told you Edwards.....
The car has to be going EXACTLY 88 mph for this to work damn it!!!!!!
b.whitcraft - January 18, 2012
If we lose I an sending you to San Diego!!!
Skrappy - January 18, 2012
U stowl mah
fawls teef you muvver fuh-er!
G.L. - January 18, 2012
"THEY LIKE ME FOR YELLING, BUT HATE THAT OTHER GUY"
I DON’T GET IT EITHER
LHO - January 18, 2012
Donnie! Let me tell you son, I am STYLIN and PROFILIN!! The Naycha Boy!
WHOOOOOOO!!!!
TheScootness - January 18, 2012
Oh yeah
You got my vote with a wrestling reference!! ;)
Matt_Grbac - January 18, 2012 via mobile
Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
ArrowSkull - January 18, 2012
wat? OVER 9000!?
Chiefshero - January 18, 2012
Donnie, i know they smell good but dont let their fabric softener soften you up big boy
Now go get the gleam
Chiefs08Matt - January 18, 2012 via mobile
Damn it
I’m such a fucking idiot for starting Elvis instead of Gannon for this playoff game. Now go find the gleem
saints_chiefsfan1979 - January 18, 2012
Look John has had corrective jaw surgery!
LadyChief - January 18, 2012
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!
His Royal Greatness - January 18, 2012
I love…lamp
His Royal Greatness - January 18, 2012
hehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBYg_EjkNR0
Shanghai_Chiefs - January 18, 2012
+1
Kristospherein - January 18, 2012
" Don't you ever smack my ass again...YOU HEAR ME DONNIE!!!!!
Kool TA - January 18, 2012
WTF?? WHADDYA MEAN YER COLD???
That’s it Donnie, if I hear you complain one more time about how cold January in KC is, you’re gonna end up in San Diego…then I suppose you’ll get too hot there and wanna come back here.
Copperhead Road - January 18, 2012
Edwards: Hey coach show us your "Oh Face"...
Edwards: Damn…
Stone Throwers - January 18, 2012
So coach, what did Greg Hill's girlfriend look like again?
Aww cmon coach, she had to look better than that!
tomachop - January 18, 2012
Baldwinning for charity.
Tarkus - January 18, 2012
Wish we had a quarterback :(
kcgiant06 - January 18, 2012
Why does John Elway haunt my dreams?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Kristospherein - January 18, 2012
You were thrown off a horse as a kid?
Tarkus - January 18, 2012
What's a horse?
Kristospherein - January 18, 2012
google: SJP
Shanghai_Chiefs - January 18, 2012
Here are two of them.
Tarkus - January 18, 2012
One is more attractive than the other
LadyChief - January 18, 2012
Seriously anyone else wonder
how the hell Elway became looking like a damn horse from playing for the jackasses?
Casey Byron Adkins - January 19, 2012
marty might be taking the gleam to tampa bay
niageriannit1 - January 18, 2012
Donnie...Do realize what this means?!?
Without the flux capacitor, you’ll be stuck in 1950 forever and you’ll cease to exist!!!
podolak - January 18, 2012
I AM TELLING YOU...
I had a nightmare that 13 or 14 years from now, AFC West will be so horrible that three teams ended up being tied for the division with Broncos winning it despise the fact we would beat them at the end of season JUST because of some guy named…Jesus or something? You know what really pissed me off? KC wasn’t one of that three teams that tied! WTF!
angrydeafman - January 18, 2012
yooow
donnie…what’s his finger doing in my ass!
falon36 - January 18, 2012 via Android app
Whaddya mean we choked again in the playoffs???!!!!!
The only thing that matters here is the REGULAR SEASON!!!! That’s the KANSAS CITY WAY!!!!
sm7600 - January 18, 2012
BOO!!!...HISS!!!
Don’t cap-dis the good guys even though this game was #4 in the current streak… :)
Copperhead Road - January 18, 2012
Bwaaaaiinss! Marty needs bwaaains!
MasterChief - January 18, 2012
What do you mean you didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last nite!
Lakedog - January 18, 2012
What the fuck
Do you mean there jerseys are greased? They have stick um on their hands too!? Cheatin donkeys, I am gonna kick rat face in his ass!
Eric Allen - January 18, 2012 via mobile
I was waiting for someone to bring that up
I still dont know if anything pisses me off more than their “Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze” shit on their jerseys. With all the cheating from Spygate and others, I cant believe nobody ever brings that one up.
kc_radrh8r - January 18, 2012
With no repercussions
No one was kicked out.
No Fines.
No unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty.
Not even a delay of game while they stopped the game to have them change their Jerseys. (or even a pointed explanation)
I think if that happened today ESPN would have “Greasegate” on their bottom line for a while. Greg Gumbel would have a feature on “Between the Lines.” Back then Tags would just tell them to leave a story alone, and they would go along to get along.
That was the one year we might have had the best team. Everyone had a feeling that the winner of that game would probably win it all. (and they did) It was a very close game, down to the wire, and I will always think it would have made a difference if they had chosen not to let the cheatin’ ass donkeys get away with it.
KHAZAD - January 19, 2012
Rich Gannon's signing with who?!?!?!?!
Over Pat Barnes’ dead body!!!!
Tokyo Chief - January 18, 2012
Wow! That's a low price!
superpioli - January 18, 2012
"You Won't Believe This Donnie
but I just found out Carl put a hex on this team, and they won’t win another playoff game for at least 15 years! I gotta get outta here, and you should too. I’m going to Tanners. I suggest you think about San Diego."
HowSweetItIs - January 18, 2012
WOW! you have big man boobs
Chiefshero - January 19, 2012
Maybe I should have started Gannon
KHAZAD - January 19, 2012
EDWARDS WHO IN THE HELL IS SCOTT!!!!
Kansas-Bubba - January 19, 2012
" Mawh Brwain Hurts !!! "...
KCChef - January 19, 2012
Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Where’s the Tylenol?!?
Ochophosphate - January 19, 2012
Seriously?
1.21 Gigawatts?!?!??!
steve0527 - January 19, 2012
but i DID stay at a holiday express last night! nm
nm
rdc - January 19, 2012
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