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We decided to go old-school for today's Caption This with this January 1998 playoff game between the Chiefs and Broncos.

Give us your best one-liner on the picture above. What's Marty saying to Donnie Edwards?

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YOU ARE A TERRIBLE COACH!!

YOU’RE TOO CONSERVATIVE!!!!

ISN’T THAT RIGHT HERM? HERM? LOOK AT ME HERM!

Wait you’re not Herm…

I'm a gunna EAT UR SHOULDER!!!
That last beer did me in
"Why in the hell did you do that Donnie? You cost us 15 yards!"
Something like that, or...

…We CAN’T let these guys run on us! DENY THE RUN!

Donnie was our LB/S ’tweener, and maybe needed bucking-up, because he was worn out and the bad guys were starting to run it.

hhhheeeeehhhhaaaaawwwwwhhhheeeehhhhhaaaawwww

Marty doing his impression of John Elway.

So then I told that Hooter's waitress to go like this.....
THAT FREAKING HORSE HEAD PISSES ME OFF
We're gonna run the inside blitz.
I gave her my O face... O O O O O
"What the hell?!!!!"

“Carl told me we’re not going to re-sign you!!! If I get fired I’m never coming back to this stupid organization!!!”

I knew I picked the wrong week

I knew I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

These khakis make my ass look fat!
What the hell was that little blue pill you gave me!?!?!?!?!?!?
The gleam! It's in my eye!
"Shave......and.........a........haircut.........

"I swear they've bugged my beeper!"
This doesn't have much to do with anything you said...

I was just looking for a pic of an old phone when I found this…I need this a T-Shirt

The Zac Morris

Ah, the 90's

When the coolest guy in school wore a pink and purple striped shirt…

Well damn, and here I thought the coolest guy in school had clothing dyslexia

now that looks like a phone that been bugged
There's an elbow shaped alien bursting out of my chest!
Marty: Screw Lake Dawson!

By the time I am through with him he will be working in the Front Office of the goddam Houston Titans…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. Elvis Grbac!
Donnie: Is this a good time to ask about my new contract?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. Steve Bono!

What Marty really said:

"I just knew we were going to score," Schottenheimer said. "I do not believe in self-pity. And I have such a distaste for people who do. I think it’s wrong. I really do."

Hey Donnie

San Diego is in our future!

geez Donnie

let me see you do a better Al Davis impression!

I know it dont really fit but its the 1st thing that came to mind

SCHWING!!

Just wait!!!

In a few years they will have Tebow!!

"I Had Onions On My Sub Today"

“How’s my breath? Can you smell it? Can you smell it? You can? Sit your ass on the bench, Donnie, before I ship you to San Diego.”

Is that an elbow in martys gut?

If so, he isnt say anything. Just OUCH!

"I said....ARE. YOU. READY. FOR. THE. LIL WAYNE CONCERT??"
Team building Tag Team concert
Damnit Donnie, I said knock the snot bubbles out of him!!!
The good ole days

Back when Chiefs were Chiefs and not bitching about candy wrappers and other nonsense.

Im so mad I could pork a 20 year old!
I think Marty was channeling a bit of Nostradamus there.

Marty: "Ya know what! Ya know what, Donnie! If you think I’m an asshole? If you think I’m fuckin crazy?

“Well … if you’re still playin here? Some coach is gonna along someday and make me look fuckin sane! Make me look like a fuckin nice guy! And make you wish … you had me back!”

"If you think our offense sucks now...

…wait 14 years when they hire my son, Brian over there as OC!"

FUCKIN HEMOROIDS!
marty gunther just called another blitz

oh,why the hell are u sitting on the sidelines donnie

AAAAHHHH!!!

Someone get this football outta my A**!!!!

Is Scott not paying attention to me because I forgot to put jell in my hair? I Thinks that’s little cruel, don’t you Donnie??

OKAY DONNIE......

We’re going into our PREVENT DEFENSE now, so man up!

donnie I told u marty to start gannon not grbac today

marty oh

Alright

Who the hell farted!?

By the looks of it Donnie
Have you seen Greg Hills wife? I`m gonna have sex with her!
I told you Edwards.....

The car has to be going EXACTLY 88 mph for this to work damn it!!!!!!

If we lose I an sending you to San Diego!!!
U stowl mah

fawls teef you muvver fuh-er!

"THEY LIKE ME FOR YELLING, BUT HATE THAT OTHER GUY"

I DON’T GET IT EITHER

Donnie! Let me tell you son, I am STYLIN and PROFILIN!! The Naycha Boy!

WHOOOOOOO!!!!

Oh yeah

You got my vote with a wrestling reference!! ;)

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
wat? OVER 9000!?
Donnie, i know they smell good but dont let their fabric softener soften you up big boy

Now go get the gleam

Damn it

I’m such a fucking idiot for starting Elvis instead of Gannon for this playoff game. Now go find the gleem

Look John has had corrective jaw surgery!

" Don't you ever smack my ass again...YOU HEAR ME DONNIE!!!!!
WTF?? WHADDYA MEAN YER COLD???

That’s it Donnie, if I hear you complain one more time about how cold January in KC is, you’re gonna end up in San Diego…then I suppose you’ll get too hot there and wanna come back here.

Edwards: Hey coach show us your "Oh Face"...

Edwards: Damn…

So coach, what did Greg Hill's girlfriend look like again?

Aww cmon coach, she had to look better than that!

Baldwinning for charity.

Wish we had a quarterback :(
Why does John Elway haunt my dreams?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You were thrown off a horse as a kid?
What's a horse?
Here are two of them.

One is more attractive than the other
Seriously anyone else wonder

how the hell Elway became looking like a damn horse from playing for the jackasses?

marty might be taking the gleam to tampa bay
Donnie...Do realize what this means?!?

Without the flux capacitor, you’ll be stuck in 1950 forever and you’ll cease to exist!!!

I AM TELLING YOU...

I had a nightmare that 13 or 14 years from now, AFC West will be so horrible that three teams ended up being tied for the division with Broncos winning it despise the fact we would beat them at the end of season JUST because of some guy named…Jesus or something? You know what really pissed me off? KC wasn’t one of that three teams that tied! WTF!

yooow

donnie…what’s his finger doing in my ass!

Whaddya mean we choked again in the playoffs???!!!!!

The only thing that matters here is the REGULAR SEASON!!!! That’s the KANSAS CITY WAY!!!!

BOO!!!...HISS!!!

Don’t cap-dis the good guys even though this game was #4 in the current streak… :)

Bwaaaaiinss! Marty needs bwaaains!
What do you mean you didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last nite!
What the fuck

Do you mean there jerseys are greased? They have stick um on their hands too!? Cheatin donkeys, I am gonna kick rat face in his ass!

Rich Gannon's signing with who?!?!?!?!

Over Pat Barnes’ dead body!!!!

Wow! That's a low price!
"You Won't Believe This Donnie

but I just found out Carl put a hex on this team, and they won’t win another playoff game for at least 15 years! I gotta get outta here, and you should too. I’m going to Tanners. I suggest you think about San Diego."

WOW! you have big man boobs
Maybe I should have started Gannon
EDWARDS WHO IN THE HELL IS SCOTT!!!!
" Mawh Brwain Hurts !!! "...
Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s the Tylenol?!?

Seriously?

1.21 Gigawatts?!?!??!

but i DID stay at a holiday express last night! nm

nm

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