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I'm gonna start trying to make these Caption This posts somewhat relevant to the news. Today is Peyton Manning, who did this interview with Bob Kravitz of the Indy Star.

What's Peyton saying to himself?

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Awesome Eli

My evil plan has worked to perfection here in Indy.

I should rise to #1 in the Irsay head coaches Twitter wars soon

"Can't wait to replace this retarded-ass hat with a horse-shoe for a bad-ass hat with an Arrowhead"
"I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
or I could talk to flo
Yes...YES....

The more they lose, the more likely it is I won’t have to play football in a warehouse!

I can remember the smell!

Of Arrowhead on game day BBQ! Decisions Decisions!

And with the first selection in the 2012 NFL Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select......
"...and the home...of the....CHIEFS!"
"Aww man, I sure hope KC has hot female trainers for me to butt-face, haven't done that in a minute".
Man.....

I wish I was as good as Eli

Freeeeeeaaaaaapppppppppppppp!

“Oh man, I tried to hold that fart in but now its going to sizzle the hairs off of old Bubba here!”

Not a caption but....

It’s odd to me that if the Chiefs looked into trading for Manning last offseason, why they aren’t being mentioned at all in the list of teams who will likely be in the running when he’s released.

How would the Chiefs not be the ideal landing point on both ends?

1) Glaring hole at QB
2) Weapons all over the damn place
3) Defense about to turn the corner to Top 5
4) Salary cap room
5) Wide open division/conference
6) I really want to win a playoff game in my lifetime.

You would think if the report was right(and it was from an actually reliable guy at Yahoo sports)

That Pioli would at least consider signing him if he debated trading for him. He can’t be so in love with Cassel that he can’t see all 6 of your points.

Or can he?...
If he is cut (probable)

…and he signs a very team friendly contract with the Phins or Skins and we are still the equivalent under the cap, I’m going to be soooo pissed.

Can you put the link up to that article?
I've been looking for it on AP for awhile now and can't find it back.

It was a Yahoo article that got front paged and it wasn’t Mike Silver who seems to chirp about everything but was someone much more reliable. I’ll keep looking.

Our offensive line isnt good

And Peyton has serious neck problems.

Not a very good mix

Haha

Name one good Olineman Peyton Manning has ever had (That doesn’t look like Joel Thorman)

Peyton knows the offense so well and the ball gets out of his hand so fast, the oline is irrelevant.

Ryan Lilja
Name one good Olineman Peyton Manning has ever had
Jeff Saturday
I think Saturday=Thorman
I've seen a couple of articles that had the Chiefs and the 9'ers, and to a lesser degree the Jets and the Dolphins

As the main teams that could be considered for Pey-Pey.

So it’s not all the talking heads leaving us out. Mostly just ESPN and their foot fetish love of the Jets and things like that.

If I Had To Bet

He ends up with the Jets. He won’t have to play in the same conference as his brother, the Jets have some tools to work with, they’re getting sick of Mark Sanchez’ stagnation, and Tom Moore is working there.

That seems most likely.

They’re also not afraid to take risks.

Their locker room is a mess

LT said that not that long ago. I do not think Peyton wants any part of that.

Don't forget Rexy

He would be bragging about his new HOF bound QB and how he is going to kick the league’s ass. He would also proclaim Peyton unsackable, so you might as well leave the pass rushers on the bench. His mouth could put Peyton in a wheelchair.

The Locker Room Might Be A Mess

But let’s also keep in mind that players police the locker room and Manning was a leader in Indianapolis. He brings a Super Bowl ring and HOF credentials to fill a position currently filled by a guy that teammates see as spoiled and potentially untalented.

Chemistry is created by winning…I think Manning addresses a lot of issues for them if he’s healthy.

maybe...just maybe

that’s why they can say Muir is our oline coach with leaving it up to the new OC, cause Manning will be the new OC/QB, yeah I know wishful thinking

Ha

Beer-gloves for Muir from Peyton

“Those dirty dogs. Very funny. Drawing a penis on the inside of my hat….Fuck this place”

we'll wear em down with Skitzo

they don’t have a chance.

Looks like he has the script for his next commercial under the brim of his hat.
My head is attached to my neck by a piece of thread....

But who gives a crap….I am a MANNING dammit!!

I can't believe I'm standing next to Kurt Cobain!
"Ha... postpone the $28M bonus date... yeah I'll get right on that"
We'll See How Great Eli Is

When he’s facing me twice a year when I sign with the Redskins.

LOL

although I can’t rec that, because you implied Manning wouldn’t be a Chief ;-)

Peyton:

I am going to beat the hell out of you, you, you, you you you

Next year when you play KC they will have a lot more points than this

I will make sure of it

KC

Well I’m going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come, they all want a super bowl ring, and I’m gonna get them one!

"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."
He does have that look in his eyes.
GOD, I hate having to stand on the sidelines

and know that every other fucking second a TV camera is going to be pointed at me, so I have to keep this stupid-ass grin on my face for the whole fucking game.

Damn that was a good catch by DBowe,

Good thing im gona be throwin to him next season!

Any time now...come on......come on....

I just know that little bird sitting up there is gonna crap all over Brady.

He needs one of these.............

Ahhhhhhhhhh... that's how it feels peeing in my pants

<fondly thinking of his upcoming 2 year, $26 million contract from Scott Pioli>

Yeah, I could go out as back-to-back Super Bowl MVP with the Chiefs…that would not suck…

God I'd rather be in KC!
I'm looking at you Irsay (sp?) ... that's right..

I’m switching shit up next season.. I have a bigger fan base in KC where they ACTUALLY want me to play and succeed!

(quietly laughing)..

PM:You smell that Painter?!
CP: eww, was that you Peyton? Geez
PM: That’s the smell of success bitch.. Soak it up, you’re going to need it..

Some folks call it a sling blade.

I call it a Kaiser blade.

Curtis Painter: "Gee, Peyton, what do you want to do tonight?"

Peyton Manning: “The same thing we do every night, Painter—try to take over the world!”

The guy next to me will start smelling it any second now
I'm getting $26,000,000 this year to stand here.
"Man, That one stinks!"

“Oh crap Curtis is right there. I hope to god he doesn’t smell that…”

How do you like it now, Irsay?

Thinking to self:

“My evil plan finally is coming to fruit! Now Irsay will know how I felt when he shipped most of my boys away! That’s right, the plan I devised a long time ago is so brilliant I can’t fail! What’s most brilliant is how I got the money guaranteed! I STILL got paid to do this! Kansas City, here I come! Now the question is will I join them as QB or as OC? Heck, I will be OC until my neck is 100% then I will play QB and OC because I am that GOOD! (evil grin)”

Curtis’ thought:
Mmmm…donuts, Is there anything they can’t do? (drooling)

I hate being injured.

But I LOOOOOOOVE the morphine!

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