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We said we were going to make these Caption This posts a little more timely so here's Roger Goodell, who's in the news for signing a five-year contract extension as Commissioner of the NFL.

What are the Commish and Jets owner Woody Johnson laughing about?

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Laughing at the Chiefs/Jets game, unfortunately.

“HAAA!! That Palko kid thinks he’s a QB!”
“Well hey, at least Haley knows he ain’t a head coach!”

Damn!

That was my idea.

So..

Goodell: “So, what do you think about Rex Ryan?”
Woody: “He’s a pasionate coach, but the feet thing is kinda weird…”
Goodell: “Wonder how many toes he’s sucked on?”

Both are watching Rex Ryan do thrusting motions behind ines sainz...
Goodell: Now that manning may be out and the colts start over, do you think Irsay goes with the KOP 4 step super bowl solution...
Commisioners, like Presidents, should only have 2 terms.

This is going to piss HIV off to have this “Souless Ginger” incharge for another 5 years.

As long as Goodell isn't around for the next CBA (10 yrs away)
Johnson: "Hey I heard you got an extension... how does your wife like it?"
"I pay less taxes than that ball boy."

“Me too!”

"Hey Woody! I'm thinking of moving the kickoff up to the 45 next year. What do you think?"
Woody: nice contract, Rog!

Goodell: yeah, that $1 BS didn’t last long, did it

So do you think the Chiefs will get to the cap?
Fake smiles for these poor drunkard NFL fans

Yes pay me money’s!!! I want all da money’s!!!

"Those coeds said they like me for my looks!"

“They told me it was my personality!”
“AAAHAHAHAHA! Here, have some more money, girls!”

"Your name is Woody...and I have one."
"Your name is Woody...and I AM one".

Is what it should have said. Damn. Humor fail.

Rex said what????

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Rex said what????

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Goodell: "Now, if the Colts try to trade Manning to anyone but you... I'll straight Sterns that thing."
As a Laker fan

I could honestly see something like this happening to our Chiefs just because we are that unlucky lol

Yup. We need a PG in the worst way. I'd gladly give up Gasol for one.

Of course, I’d gladly give up a bunch of guys on the roster for that. This team was headed for a rebuild when Jackson left. Wrong personnel for current coaching scheme.

Woody: I got Haley fired.
Goodell: We were going to fire him anyway for what we heard "through the grape vine"
Is that nuclear winter over there?
Woody Johnson looks like Rudy Goooliani

"Has anybody seen Kyle?"

“He’s about this tall.”

“Anybody? Seen Kyle?”

“Seen Kyle?”

Woody: Hey Rog, I thinks these Chiefs are going to beat the packers next week!

RG: HA HA HA HA HA! You senile ’ol fart! The only way that would happen is if they fired their coach Monday! HA HA HA!

Hey you see that chearleader/

Yeah I’m hittin that

Goodell says to Woody "i love being rich"
"Don't Steve Tyler and Tom Brady make a cute couple?"
"Hey, did you see that last Caption This on AP?"

“Yeah, what a buncha knobs.”

Damn I though you were Ted Danson, I loved Cheers.
Clark Hunt said he would pay tab at dinner last night and bailed on me..

Ha!!! Cheap bastard!

Hey Woody, look at that fat idiot.......

……he’s guarenteeing another Jets Super Bowl next year.

"Hey Rog, is that H2E solo picketting in front of your box again?"

“Ha, yeah. Have his car towed.”
“So 36 seconds ago.”

*Not pictured left of frame

Brett Favre visually explains his groin pains to Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger

Look at that... Rex has his head up his A$$ again!!!
Wow... Rex is sucking on his toes again...

I told you man. Pioli’s dong is tucked into that knee brace.

You will be getting Peyton this year like it or not.

An all NY all Manning Superbowl is just too big to not to tap. Did I mention that I am in charge of officiating. Ca Ching$. Now get the fuck out of here.

Roger said: " You know, that Sanchez really does throw like shit Wood..."

Woody: " I Know.. But I already fuckin’ signed him long term…….Stupid me huh?

Roger said "that's a $75,000 fine"
look alike

Roger – You know, Woody? You look like Ted Danson’s character on CSI with that hat on.

Ha! They call it the no Fun League now….

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