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Rob Gronkowski has an ankle injury and the Patriots never talk about injuries. So I wonder what Bill Belichick's reaction was when Gronkowski's dad told a news station that he had a high ankle sprain.

What's Bill Belichick saying to himself in the photo above?

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"Damn it. Who stole my back-up hoodies and scissors?"

“MCDANIELS!!!”

"where can I get a cheap camcorder?'
"You rang, Mrs. Addams?"
"This storage unit is filled to the brim with videotapes

sweet, sweet videotapes."

Hmmm.....

I wonder how long we can keep Gronkowski’s dad in the storage closet? Somabody needs to tell Carl the janitor and tell him that his closet door is broken.

"Is this the best a man could get?"
hmm, how long till this diarrhea medicine kicks inn...
"That Tom Brady is luck to have me" ;p
"D*mn I wish Benard Pollard would just leave us alone"

First Brady, then Welker, Now Gronk? SMH

"Maybe we should sign this Pollard guy so he stops hurting the Patriots' players."
I wonder if they believe the story

more tape, what ankle sprain

Horrible Bosses

muffled: “Mr. Belicheck? I’m sorry I spoke to the media. It won’t happen again. Please let me out of this closet. It’s dark and I’m hungry.”

McDaniels: “Coach? Is there someone locked in there?”
Belicheck: “Let’s just keep this our little secret, eh Junior?”

McDaniels internal monologue: “Holy shit, this guy is a twisted old f#@k.”

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if weren't for you meddling kids!"
"You know... nobody's looking... I'm gonna sneak into this storage room and take a dump in a box..."

“…and mail it to Gronkowski. That’s a nice subtle way of letting him know he’s on my shit list.”

Storage F.50.08

aka “where we keep the video tapes”

Damn

What am I gonna wear next week? Maybe something classy…gotta look good for the media. Perhaps something in gray…

"Hmmm....When should I come out of the closet? Before or after we win?"
Glad I picked up the wrapper.
Deep Thoughts With Bill Belichick

“It’s funny how many more people find me gruffly charming once I pawned my asshole protege off on Kansas City.”

Thinking: "I see you talking on the phone.What you don't know is I hear your conversation too."
In just a couple of days I get to....

RELEASE THR KRAKEN!!!!!!!!!

playing over the intercom at Gillette Stadium

Giants Players singing: Oops we did it again!

I cant find the storage room any where....
Where the hell is my intern with my coffee?

Oh right, he’s the GM of the Chiefs now.

That damn Gronk is making my hemorhoids hurt.
Tom looked so much better with his long hair.
Guess I'll have to 'off Gronk's dad as well...

He shouldn’t have opened his damn mouth… He can join the rest of loud mouths in Storage F.50.08

Correction*

He can join the rest of THE loud mouths in Storage F.50.08

I knew I shouldnt have gone into the storage room and played with the glue...

and now my lips are stuck together… Oh well nothing I say is exciting anyway.

Man, oh man...

the Giants are gonna kick us in the ass and there isn’t a damn thing I can do about it.

Dammit!

Gronk is a great player, it’s too bad that we have to cut his ass now. But, loose lips sink ships, even the SS Brady.

"No, my soul isn't in there either."
"If Pioli's gonna copy me, I wish he'd get it right."
Hope this one is silent...
....did I leave the iron on???
"What's that smell?!"

“Oh, my upper lip.”

"I wonder if Brady will let me put my dink in Giselle"
dont see why not...

he let me.

I think

it’s just gas……nope not gonna risk it!

Hmm... U know if we just tape 1 session of thier defensive practice we can adjust for gronkowski...
Damnit, I thought we had some tapes of the Giants signals around here somewhere
Where's the delivery guy? I ordered over an hour ago...Who's the idiot behind the microphone?
Who the #bleep! let Haley in the locker room!?
Come ooooon ice cream

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