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Victor Cruz was a nobody entering the NFL and now he's one of the most important players on a team that has a shot to win the Super Bowl.

What's Cruz saying in the picture above?

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That TACO was this big,

I had to tie a two by four around me, so I wouldn’t get lost.

My other goofy-ass looking hat is THIS big.
how the fuck did you guys not see me coming from last years preseason?
undale,undale

I am Speedy Gonzalez, My cousin plays for the Pats, Slow Pok Ocho Cinco.

How do you dale something in the first place?

Think he means ¡Ándele!

Spanish for ‘Go on!’

Thank you, I'm a high school drop out.

or maybe I should spell it THINK you since I’m an idiot. LOL

I got it.

Just being facetious.

You have to remember, I'm stupid

does facetious mean asshole ? LOL

¿defensive much?
Most of the time.
I'm trying to get my head to be this big!
"You take on the bean, you take on the whole burrito"
Still only the second best picture of a football player with something funny on their head.

wow

this is funny haha

I swear that strippers booty was this big!
"See, they told me the tunnel would be THIS big".
I love Speedy Gonzales
Yeah my name is Ricky bobby

I don’t know what to do with my hands when I’m talking…..

I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
I will beat every Pats DB by this much on Sunday
Chimichanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just had two chimichangas for

supper last night!

He just learned eli's real name is

elisha

#realtalk

*Victor Cruz describing the size of Eli's head*
"So I'm 20 hours into this Peyote trip...."

“and I look over and Eli’s head is HUGE… I mean seriously, it looked like it was ‘this big’. I know I was trippin but, I told Eli that if he didn’t get that Strawberry Blow-Pop out of his mouth his head was going to explode. But Eli was like ‘no way man, if I take this Blow-Pop out of my mouth that giant lizard over in the corner was going to eat both of us’. I trust him so I let him keep on keepin’ on and just covered my eyes for like 5 minutes in case his head did explode… I didn’t want to get brains and shit all over my clothes. But it never popped, he kept it cool.. and he kept us safe from that damn lizard, that’s for sure. It was all good.

Next question?"

I was this close on Getting Psukegreen a fantasy championship.
"And I said no man you don't understand...........

my head is like this big…………….and they still gave me this little tiny sombrero!"

Hello my name is Dave Chappelle

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Now that you mention it he does favor Dave a little bit

I'm gonna one up David Tyree by catching a pass with a sombrero!
I have a headache and it's thisssss big. Anyone have an exedrin

Got to get paid and for players like cruz you promote what you can.

They gave Eli a hat "this" big...

to match his ego.

When I was in Mexico...

I ate a taco this big… and once she cleaned up we went and had burritos!

I have a Tequila headache THIS BIG!
Yup, its big, About this big.

No. I’ll get to my ego next.

S'cuse' me

I am about to surgically remove any hope that the Patriot’s secondary have of stopping me.

"When I turned around, the ball was THIS big!"

“Its nice having a QB that knows how and when to get me the ball!”

La cookaracha la cookaracha
Fuck all you people in NYC
la cookaracha la cookaracha
Im taking my talents to KC

It's twue! It's twue!
Senor, we gonna take the whooooole enchilada!
Orale'!¡

A donde Es mi amigo Mas Cervezas?!??!¡!

I met the Taco Bell Chiwawa...

He’s a monster! Gave me a kick ass new hat too!

It's spelled

Chewbacca

No

It’s not lol

so to end this story i'm telling you all,

My headache on Seis de Mayo was this big.

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