“and I look over and Eli’s head is HUGE… I mean seriously, it looked like it was ‘this big’. I know I was trippin but, I told Eli that if he didn’t get that Strawberry Blow-Pop out of his mouth his head was going to explode. But Eli was like ‘no way man, if I take this Blow-Pop out of my mouth that giant lizard over in the corner was going to eat both of us’. I trust him so I let him keep on keepin’ on and just covered my eyes for like 5 minutes in case his head did explode… I didn’t want to get brains and shit all over my clothes. But it never popped, he kept it cool.. and he kept us safe from that damn lizard, that’s for sure. It was all good.
That TACO was this big,
I had to tie a two by four around me, so I wouldn’t get lost.
dbakerku - January 31, 2012
My other goofy-ass looking hat is THIS big.
Scott B. - January 31, 2012
how the fuck did you guys not see me coming from last years preseason?
ArrowSkull - January 31, 2012 via mobile
undale,undale
I am Speedy Gonzalez, My cousin plays for the Pats, Slow Pok Ocho Cinco.
dbakerku - January 31, 2012
How do you dale something in the first place?
ArrowSkull - January 31, 2012 via mobile
Think he means ¡Ándele!
Spanish for ‘Go on!’
ArrowDread - January 31, 2012
Thank you, I'm a high school drop out.
or maybe I should spell it THINK you since I’m an idiot. LOL
dbakerku - January 31, 2012
I got it.
Just being facetious.
ArrowSkull - January 31, 2012 via mobile
You have to remember, I'm stupid
does facetious mean asshole ? LOL
dbakerku - January 31, 2012
¿defensive much?
JKnox11 - January 31, 2012 via mobile
Most of the time.
ArrowSkull - January 31, 2012
I'm trying to get my head to be this big!
tomachop - February 14, 2012
"You take on the bean, you take on the whole burrito"
ArrowDread - January 31, 2012
Still only the second best picture of a football player with something funny on their head.
MtHammer - January 31, 2012
awesome
dbaty7 - January 31, 2012
wow
this is funny haha
Brad-KC - January 31, 2012
I swear that strippers booty was this big!
dbaty7 - January 31, 2012
awesome
dbaty7 - January 31, 2012
"See, they told me the tunnel would be THIS big".
severn58 - January 31, 2012
I love Speedy Gonzales
LadyChief - January 31, 2012
Yeah my name is Ricky bobby
I don’t know what to do with my hands when I’m talking…..
Matt_Grbac - January 31, 2012 via mobile
I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
Chiefy316 - January 31, 2012
I will beat every Pats DB by this much on Sunday
KingChief - January 31, 2012
Chimichanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LadyChief - January 31, 2012
I just had two chimichangas for
supper last night!
G.L. - January 31, 2012
He just learned eli's real name is
elisha
#realtalk
LHO - January 31, 2012
Aliens...
ejr58 - January 31, 2012
5$ footlong!
ottawachiefsfan - January 31, 2012
*Victor Cruz describing the size of Eli's head*
Brad-KC - January 31, 2012
"So I'm 20 hours into this Peyote trip...."
“and I look over and Eli’s head is HUGE… I mean seriously, it looked like it was ‘this big’. I know I was trippin but, I told Eli that if he didn’t get that Strawberry Blow-Pop out of his mouth his head was going to explode. But Eli was like ‘no way man, if I take this Blow-Pop out of my mouth that giant lizard over in the corner was going to eat both of us’. I trust him so I let him keep on keepin’ on and just covered my eyes for like 5 minutes in case his head did explode… I didn’t want to get brains and shit all over my clothes. But it never popped, he kept it cool.. and he kept us safe from that damn lizard, that’s for sure. It was all good.
Next question?"
Ochophosphate - January 31, 2012
I was this close on Getting Psukegreen a fantasy championship.
PSUkegreen - January 31, 2012
"And I said no man you don't understand...........
my head is like this big…………….and they still gave me this little tiny sombrero!"
G.L. - January 31, 2012
Hello my name is Dave Chappelle
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
ChiefWarPaint - January 31, 2012
Now that you mention it he does favor Dave a little bit
KingChief - January 31, 2012
I'm gonna one up David Tyree by catching a pass with a sombrero!
The Gentry - January 31, 2012
I have a headache and it's thisssss big. Anyone have an exedrin
Got to get paid and for players like cruz you promote what you can.
KCNorm - January 31, 2012
They gave Eli a hat "this" big...
to match his ego.
Kristospherein - January 31, 2012
When I was in Mexico...
I ate a taco this big… and once she cleaned up we went and had burritos!
Stone Throwers - January 31, 2012
I have a Tequila headache THIS BIG!
5280ChiefsFan - January 31, 2012
Yup, its big, About this big.
No. I’ll get to my ego next.
58 was my friend - January 31, 2012
S'cuse' me
I am about to surgically remove any hope that the Patriot’s secondary have of stopping me.
Halfbreed - January 31, 2012
"When I turned around, the ball was THIS big!"
“Its nice having a QB that knows how and when to get me the ball!”
chiefs_fan_forever - January 31, 2012
La cookaracha la cookaracha
Fuck all you people in NYC
la cookaracha la cookaracha
Im taking my talents to KC
slackator - January 31, 2012
It's twue! It's twue!
Brsrkr - January 31, 2012
Senor, we gonna take the whooooole enchilada!
HowSweetItIs - January 31, 2012
Orale'!¡
A donde Es mi amigo Mas Cervezas?!??!¡!
Mas Cervezas - January 31, 2012 via mobile
I met the Taco Bell Chiwawa...
He’s a monster! Gave me a kick ass new hat too!
Koopaztown - January 31, 2012
It's spelled
Chewbacca
Streetcleaner - February 1, 2012
No
It’s not lol
Koopaztown - February 4, 2012
so to end this story i'm telling you all,
My headache on Seis de Mayo was this big.
TDubb - February 1, 2012
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