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I think I can speak for a good portion of you when I say it was an unusually nice weather day where you live. It was nearly 70 degrees in Washington, D.C., today and it felt like Spring.

Let us know how winter is treating you this evening, wherever you are. And of course, this is your open thread to talk about whatever you'd like.

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Got a little mixed up

And posted these open threads on top of each other. Sorry to the 13 comments in the last one!

Somewhere on Earth

Ups is crying.

I am, really

was thinking “hey, I got this” and all of a sudden couldn’t post a comment … figured it out fast enough

Second time this has happened to your open thread

Hmmm….I smell a conspiracy!!

I heard all it takes is a few….dozen chipotle burritos to get on the Thormans good side.

Haha

That also happens when you’re replying to a comment and that comments gets deleted.

it's all good

hey, kept me busy for a coupla minutes :-)

I love that they tapped you for editor

It suits you and ap. just promise not to go underground KGB on us because you’re a helluva lot of fun.

ha! thank you, Buck!

it’s fun, for sure … but the pay leaves something to be desired

Indentured servitude is a bitch
wait, you mean I get dental? medical too?
Yep...good luck with this guy

and always remember to pick up candy wrappers
it's a toehold

And you could always become a sports writer for your next life. I could think of worse places than one of Sbnation’s crown jewels as a place to start. You’re passionate and highly literate. ;). Just sayin

oh yeah, it's awesome here ...

I just keep thinking somewhere inside that I’m really worth “Whitlock” money, you know? I can be just as irritating, annoying and obnoxious as that guy any day!

ha!

The next big sexy!

and with my new-found fame I'm sure I could convince Pioli to bring in Jeff George and end this QB controversy once and for all
correction

That’s egoli

Gotta get that down Brutha!

Nahhh, this guy has "Big Sexy" all locked up ...

well … until he gets shot …

D-12, baby!

Que pasa in sunny SD, Senoir Bean

Commissar Uppers has been KGB since the Papa Joe era. I ratted him out a few weeks ago. (eye roll)

just promise not to go underground KGB on us

Loco, you know I'm more Che Guevara beret than KGB fedora
Bullshit, Commissar ... you've lived in big, or at least small, cities all your life.

I’m the one that’s been squatting with Charlie out in the bush in the Pac. NW, and now in the MO Ozarks again … and seeding “VIva la Revolucion!” Not you! Comprende, Muchacho!

I’m the one that has long hair, a beard, tattoos and piercings. I bet my AK-47 you look absolutely nothing like this dude!

I'm willing to bet my cache of RPG's you look muy more like this guy!


Huh? Huh? Huh? Now go back to Philomath and plot your take over of the school system there. I’ve got more caves to stock down in har.

hola hola coka cola!
Shhh, Ese ... the coka cola is for you and me only. ;+)

This site has tracing software and hackers on staff … headed by the big red lipped Der Kommissar up there. (glances around shiftily and nervously)

lol

Dig your style loco

Heh. Thanks, Homeslice. :+)

I lived in Oceanside from 88-92. Yeah … I just threw up in my mouth a little bit thinking about how many times I’ve seen this rock spin around the sun. :=(

Love the picture, Thorman.
The guy in his tighty whities?
Best believe I"LL be tuning in.
To the previous commenters on Saunders being "interviewed"
"Al is there today talking with Romeo," Vermeil said Wednesday in Indianapolis as he was making the rounds of radio row. "He wants to see if there’s any chance to go back to Oakland, but if not he’d love the Chiefs job."

It sounds to me like they are just “talking”

yup, was trying to respond to GenBrand on that when that post got killed off ...

gauging interest more than a formal interview

Yeah

I think Gretz used the word “visited”, same thing (and I think that’s what I used). But it sounds like Saunders may want that job.

My comment on the previous thread.

Was Hoffman’s job to develop, and he did his job there.

But our return game was always unproductive, we never blocked kicks, and we were consistently below average overall

ST Rankings according to Football Outsiders:
2008: 30th
2009: 26th
2010: 24th
2011: 19th

FWIW, McMahon’s squads weren’t much better and NE is almost always Top 10.

The old subject line was: "The Kicker"

Ups got 404’ed. Sad day.

I wouldn't say the return game was unproductive

We don’t get a lot of TD’s in the return game, but we rarely have mistakes either. McCluster and Arenas both play the ball well, and more often than not make good decision as to whether to return, fair catch, or let a punt bounce. How many times did we stick an opponent inside their 10 or 5, as opposed to how many times we were stuck close to our end-zone? We gave up only one return TD all year.

Our ST isn’t flashy, but I think the adjective “solid” is perfectly personified. Why Hoffman just screwed the pooch during the Oakland game is anyone’s guess, but overall, I’d say he’s done a pretty good job.

our kicking game (not punting ) was ranked 31st in the league by NFL.com

I’d say it was unproductive

for points? sure

but that has a lot more to do with the offense not being able to move for much of the year than Succop, and even if it was Succop, there is a lot more to ST than field goals.

if we would have gave him another 25 years

we would have been #1

how can he talk to romeo and not be able to take the job if he wants
al saunders and peyton manning =

super bowl run

NEWS FLASH from the Mothership!!!!

Pioli will be holding tryouts for new OC and new O-line coach starting tomorrow at 9 a.m.

Bring your own chalk, Chiefs will provide the blackboard and come prepared with numerous plays.

White chalk preferred but not mandatory.

Bring your own sack lunch. (Dozen donuts for Romeo from Lamar’s Donuts)

Presentations will be limited to 60 seconds, so draw and speak quickly.

Ability to use Headset on sideline (making sure you speak into the mic) a plus.

No cameras or phones allowed (these will be provided by the organization).

Please no “dirty” Chiefs hats or womens hoodies (unless you are a woman, we do not discriminate).

Please come shaven.

Ability to do interview without saying anything specific mandatory

remember ...

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Seriously?
Surely not.
I am serious.

And don’t call me Shirley

Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Sounds like a fat chick reference

I know what you really mean is that I should get an abortion
It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely.
Dammit you got me

I can’t remember if that is the end to it or not

we're good man

does anyone speak Jive?

Good Lord, you have that memorized too

Someone needs to spend less time watching movies

I thought all old people spoke jive...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1rjCZxtxo

Or is she the only one?

just Barbara Billingsly

most famous for her role as June Cleaver

damn

I was going to show up till you said clean shaven.

Brothers from another mother...

I'll be there 9 am sharp
Its a little red word called "reply"

Try it….makes for good conversations.

I can't get fired if i use 65 toss power trap

i got to get the job then

Al Saunders interviewed today?

Any news on that?

Yep....hot off the presses
AP Reader Matt_Grbac says “I really want Al Saunders to get the OC job in KC”
i would be good with that or hue but i would take al saunders first
Agree!
hell i might even ask for vermeil to come back
There ya go!

Vermeil and Saunders on offense
Romeo on defense

Marty as Head Coach

does that mean gunther coming back
Yes

Gunther for entertainment purposes…..

I want to see those piss colored glasses walking the Chiefs sidelines just cussing up a storm. Tim Krumrie will also be asked back for his smacking/training routines.

u mean his deer hunting glasses
Gunther: "This is what I think of you Matt"

remember ...

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.

got one showing gunny spitting on somebody
Cash: "This is what I think of you Truth!!"

You walk the line
i thought only chief employees do that
lol...that's appropriate
yanno, that would never work

Dick and AL would call for a pass, Marty would overrule them, chaos would ensue and Cassel would look lost

IOW business as usual

I don't know why

but I always get Al Saunders and Al Michaels mixed up

Mike Vrabel is still retired!
yeah he's at ohio state
Ahhh, but did he retire by choice is the question?
must ... call ... Babb ...

quick Robin, to the Batphone!

i think it was time we got 2 yrs out of varbel
78 degrees in Austin today Chris

Nearly needed the A/C.

supposed to get 6" of snow here in Denver tomorrow ...

78 huh?

Yep

and about 70% humidity. Felt like April.

62 in K.C. today and tomorrow

Sad that we’re turning into this on AP.

Guess the .org is screwing us on coaches so we resort to talking about the weather.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
omg

And scotch ran out my nose! Hahaha

Predator is impressed!
It was 40 degrees here today

What the crap is going on?

Don't worry to awful much about graduating Law school MN

it is 2012 afterall.

Yeah, I have really bad timing

Or… did I pick a GREAT time to go really deep in debt?

... if tomorrow never comes, everything's free
With that type of a thought process you'll make a great lawyer.

“Hey, I got you off scott free…..but you owe me a testicle as payment”.

One never knows

When one will have need of a third testacle

u should welcome that mn
Oh, don't get me wrong, it's nice

But it’s freaking me out. It’s February. It’s supposed to be single digits on the warm days.

saw some shots of the ice sculptures ... way cool stuff

I’m melting … melllllllllllllllllllltttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg

Haha yeah that's the stuff of horror films
Google haerbin ice town

Mind=blown

San Diego weather pretty much always rocks

Teehee :)

meteorologist for a San Diego news channel ... easiest job on the planet
yup

Moving here from Chicago was one of the easiest decisions I’ve ever made

you ever hook up with Kissel?
yeah actually

We met at a pub to watch a game. Would have made it a regular thing but he decided to become some kind of a jet-setter instead

LOL

heard he had a lil vacation in Mexico … must be nice

yeah

Baja is a good egg. We’re gonna have to do it again.

JA! Its purty much always sunny in SD. Unless its after dark. :+)
Rest in Peace

Don Cornelius

Damn, Saunders coming back would be grand

Would the offensive system change drastically? But would Cassel fit into his system? Curious. If we can establish an o-line like Saunders had back in the day, zone-blocking beasts, and Jamaal can put up Priest-like numbers behind it, Cassel might just be servicable on a Trent Green level (highly unlikely, but maybe)

i think peyton manning would fit
ok, whatever you're on I want some
Cassel might just be serviceable on a Trent Green level
I think he meant "retireable" :)
ups its going to happen
I take exception to this
I didn't even really believe it as I was typing it

I’m just hoping against hope that if we are stuck with Cassel again this year, he might improve on his pocket presence (which I think is the catalyst to a lot of his other negatives) with a better run game, play calling, and another year working with this receiving crew.

I don’t really believe he will, but what else can I do except hope

pray?
what else can I do except hope
Tebow?

Not sure he would answer a prayer hoping his division rival has a much improved QB.

Hater

So,like I said in the deleted thread, I went to a career fair today.

And it’s kind of sad that the most noteworthy part was that I was wearing a suit. Usually I make Haley look clean cut, so the fact that I made only two fashion faux paus is a huge accomplishment. (In case you were wondering, I forgot to tuck in my shirt and I buttoned the bottom suit button. Not too bad I think.)

what, no sneakers?
Amazingly, my shoes looked great.

My dad gave me some shoes polish that worked really well.

Actually, my nice shoes were literally covered in dust from being neglected for so long.

I'm sure you were stunning!
One of my friends there was stunned that I was wearing a suit
GQ picked the wrong guy
Nice work

Although, I gotta say: Not tucking in your shirt? I thought that was one of the basics of getting dressed up! (/says guy who wears sweatpants six days a week)

The suit jacket covered most of it up.

Besides, I don’t think I’ve tucked in a shirt in about 4 or 5 years.

letsgochiefs#jonmcgraw ..............it's happening again over on his post......Gats is over there
just when it was getting fun ...

not sure is someone removed or is just editing the post … wasn’t really “out of hand” … inane though, to be sure

it would have been too close to the last one...I couldn't handle another!
oh, and someday say thank you to that man who took that gun you were gonna shoot me with
That was Classic!....Thank you for that....

………off to Arizona in the morning….cheers AP

travel safely
I feel bad for the guy

He put a lot more effort into that one. Then AG just tore into him.

Someone ought to ask how old he is.

any thoughts on haley getting the oc job in pittsburgh maybe
I'm all for everybody being gainfully employed.
could actually be a good fit for him

I have to think he’s learned some incredibly humbling lessons in KC and a fresh start could be good for him.

Haley will probably get the job with his pittsburgh connections
There has never been a case of nepotism in the NFL ever.

why would they start now?

So this blew my mind.

the steelers are old school they remmber the old man haley when he coached there

he was there for alot of years in the 70’s

this iPhone app is kinda a pain in the arse

They need an hd one for iPad that’s a bit more full featured

So, Al Saunders as an OC candidate has me wondering...

What’s the NFL record for non-consecutive stints with a team by a coordinator under multiple different head coaches?

Thomas Jones.

Hurdles for real men.

arrgghghg

Will you get the damn naked guy in a ski mask ads off your site so my wife doesn’t think I’m looking at gay porn please…

a side note...

Feel free to replace it with scantily clothed women if you need the skin.

What happen to that FanPost?
I just got pulled over

By Blue Springs PO

I hate Blue Springs PD

Hope it wasn’t serious.

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