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49ers coach Jim Harbaugh is playing in the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am golf tournament this weekend and his quarterback, Alex Smith, is his caddie.

What are Jim and Alex talking about in the picture above?

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I can't believe people think I'm a good QB now. Suckers
Alex to Jim

You’re as average as me!

Well...

in some areas. ;)

Hey Coach!

Did you know, you have won an NFL playoff game, as a QB, more recently then the KC Chiefs?

Are you sure this is all you need me to do Coach?

You know I owe you my life

Good for you Alex

Now you and Jon McGraw both have careers to fall back on after football

All I had to do wash carry your clubs to start

yes I will wash your balls to start next year,

Same deal as later year right?

I caddie for you and I get the starting job :)

Be the ball, Alex. Be the ball.
Alex to Jim:

“Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck”

Jim to Alex

“Yo mama is so fat, when she go to the movie theater, she sit next to everyone. Ha ha ha ha.”

JH to AS : " Why yes...My package is riding a little high...How very Bay Area of you to notice"

AS to JH : " I just hope you notice the $5 footlong I’m sporting "

Harbough: You know if we were Haley and Cassel KC fans would be going nuts right now

screaming WHY IS OUR GOLF COACH ON THE GOLF COARSE AND NOT ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD

Say it again, Alex...

Say “I’m your little bitch” again, or I swear to God I’ll cut you right here, right now.

Alex: If you bring in Petyon, you won't get the privilege of me washing your balls

Harbaugh: That’s something to think about, no one does as good a job as you.

Smith: "Man coach, that bootleg against the Saints was the shit huh?"

Harbaugh: “Shut up and hand me the 9, caddie.”

Smith: "You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself."

Harbaugh: “Don’t sell yourself short Alex, you’re a tremendous slouch.”

But coach, can Peyton turn his neck like this? I don't think so!
"So remember when I said to the media that I believe in you and you're my guy? Well....I was talking about you being my caddie...sorry bro we're going to have to cut you loose."
Stop fondling my putter, Alex.
Alex: "Jim, those sure are some nice pants!"

Jim: “I know…wrinkle free”

Was out at Spyglass yesterday

Amazing weather and such a beautiful course. Crazy to be so close to these guys. Didn’t know I’d ever be 3 feet from the likes of Aaron Rodgers, Tiger Woods, Bill Belichick, and of course Bill Murray. Anyone who lives in Cali or the west coast should definitely make it out to PB/Spyglass at some point.

"So what do you want to do with your life Alex?"
when we are done here you can mow my lawn, Alex

gee whiz! thanks Mr. Harbaugh!

"Yanno Alex, a caddie might be your calling

I know you WANNA be a starting QB, but lets not kid ourselves"

You know coach...I could get used to this.
The crowd has gone deadly silent

a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become NFL QB … He’s on his final hole. He’s about 45 yards away, he’s gonna hit about a 2 iron I think … IT’S IN THE HOLE!"

a 2 iron from 45 yards!!?? hrmmm.... could you be implying AS is a little short in some areas?
Alex we can't win with you passing the ball around. Now keep carrying my clubs.
AS: Hey Jim, you are 9 under par

Jim: I am used to that. Ask the Chiefs. They gave up 9 due to a kicker named Li.. (Gets tackled by KC Wolf).

has a large porterhouse medium rare delivered to KC Wolf...

gooooood dawgie!!

Alex to Jim

Hey, do you realize your caddy makes more money than you?

Damn coach...

you hit that one so well, I was waiting for you to do the Vernon Davis camera podium stand.

and I'm a Happy Gilmore fan so...

“Where were ya on that one, dip shit?”

Alex: Hey Jim, if Luck is the greatest QB that the game of football has ever seen like everyone is saying, then how come you didnt tank the season so you could draft him?
(smiling) Jim: Luck is for Suck(ers)

Thank God

Thank God were not the chiefs,their never going anywhere with Cassel.

Coach, you walking kinda funny. I got Preparation H in the bag if you need it

Harbaugh: Nahhh.. I’m just an uptight asshole

Coach do you think tiger can return kicks?

Can you believe this?

Buncha people standing around in crappy weather to watch football people play this stupid game?

Alex you know Williams was suppose to carry my bag, but I was afraid he would drop it.

Since I’m doing so well we might as well trade Kaepernick to the Chiefs!!

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