Once upon a time there was a very, very good Conerback named Brandon Flowers. Flowers was SO good he got LOTS of money from his favorite team, The guy who player across from him was also named Brandon, but people didn't think the other Brandon was very good, until he was.
And when he was good, he was very, very good and told everyone he should get lots and lots of money just like his friend, the other Brandon. And people all throughout the land argued if one Brandon was really as good as the other Brandon. And they argued and fought and argued some more.
And that's the end of the story because there are no more pages in this fairy tale book ... so you'll just have to find something else to talk about. Happy Saturday Night!
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Lets hope we make the Brandons Saga a NeverEnding Story
ChiefWarPaint - February 11, 2012
This should be greened and rec'd for awesomeness
Mas Cervezas - February 12, 2012 via mobile
RIP Whitney Houston
Chiefsdodgerslakers2415 - February 11, 2012
Wasted talent.
One of the most god gifted singers ever, destroyed it all with drug abuse. Sad story.
saskwatch - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Pun intended?
soybon - February 11, 2012
How is this not greened already?
and I thought she was an amazing talent.
Cowboynchrist - February 11, 2012
she was amazing talented
She could consume more fucking coke then anyone id ever seen
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Charlie Sheen says hi
nateforchiefs - February 11, 2012
female wise
Sheen helped a lot of drug dealers pay their way through college..thats a hero in my book
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
I'm moving to Pasadena in two weeks and need a place to live...
soybon - February 11, 2012
You are welcome to stay on my couch, but the commute is a bitch.
saskwatch - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Sweet! Now I just have to figure out what to do with my 8 mo. pregnant wife and two dogs.
soybon - February 11, 2012
Nice sask
Masons - February 11, 2012
Brandon is still better : )
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Nah
I’d rather have Brandon
His Royal Greatness - February 11, 2012
agreed
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
no way...brandon is better
Masons - February 11, 2012
naw guy
brandon is better. FACT!
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
I concur
His Royal Greatness - February 11, 2012
OK but you have to admit Brandon is faster
Masons - February 11, 2012
Absolutely
Brandon is faster than Brandon, but Brandon has been targeted more than Brandon and Brandon has better hands than Brandon does so Brandon is better than Brandon.
His Royal Greatness - February 11, 2012
so you wanna bet?
Ill take Brandon
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
i have$20 on brandon
Masons - February 11, 2012
done..
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
No! Not done!
I stated my logic. Now everyone else has to state theirs or I won’t let it drop.
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
we should just draft guys named brandon
49ers has everyone named fucking Smith,they did alright
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
ok heres your draft then
1) OT Brandon Mosely Auburn
2) QB Brandon Weeden Ok St.
3) DT Brandon Thompson Clemson
4) SS Brandon Taylor Louisiana St.
5) OT Brandon Washington Miami, Fla.
6) DE Brandon Lindsey Pitt
7a) OB Brandon Marshall Nev.
7b) OH Brandon Boldin Miss St.
I actually prefer DeCastro @ #1 but this ain’t too bad, all players were invited to the combine.
tomachop - February 11, 2012
I would kill for all these Brandons
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
brandon is better than all of them
Masons - February 11, 2012
true
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
Wtf? Are we watching the same games?
Brandon is by far better
LHO - February 11, 2012
NO! Brandon is better and I'm taking my ball and going home!
Masons - February 11, 2012
Brandon picked off your ball because he is better
nateforchiefs - February 11, 2012
Brandon, Brandon, Brandon!
tomachop - February 11, 2012
I've watched countless hours of game film
and it’s you can’t base it on stats. You just have to watch it and you’ll see… Brandon is better. Hands down.
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
i just flipped a coin
And the outcome is that brandon is better.. you wasted your time watching all that film. Just get yourself a coin goddammit
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Brandon Brandon
you know when you put them together, they seem pretty even, but I still have my money on Brandon
Masons - February 11, 2012
not nowhere near
As fast as brandon
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Carr isn't as good as Flowers, any other potentially available QB is as good as Peyton, and no other draft pick at #11 or #12 is as good as Decastro :-)
RememberDelaney37 - February 11, 2012 via mobile
available QB
isisn’t as good as PeytonRememberDelaney37 - February 11, 2012 via mobile
You are starting to catch on
Nick Britt - February 11, 2012
aw man!
I want the ending…it’ll make this Bud Light taste better!
Lanier63 - February 11, 2012
Wow man
long time no see!
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
can anything make budight taste better?
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
That reminds me....I was at a bachelor party once and this girl...............ah, I'll tell you later
Masons - February 11, 2012
my head is swimming with possibilities
tomachop - February 11, 2012
the girl was a man
But you werr too drunk to realize it til the next morning when u woke up with a sore ass? Yea, you told me that already
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Yum bugs!
LadyChief - February 11, 2012
he missed one!
Masons - February 11, 2012
That is friggin' cool!
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
he has got to be full by now!
Masons - February 11, 2012
kinda like my dog
will eat till she pops
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
Still thinking about doughball?
LadyChief - February 11, 2012
till seething about doughball
how braindead
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
-
LadyChief - February 11, 2012
he looks pissed...lol....too many pokes to the gut
Masons - February 11, 2012
I think it's the monster from Ghostbusters
LadyChief - February 11, 2012
you just like watching me blast off about him
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
I'm still peeved too!!!!!!!!!!!
should I stop?
LadyChief - February 11, 2012
No way
When the front office types skim this site, I want every last one of them to know that it was a bullshit move
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
ut oh...I missed something juicy
Masons - February 11, 2012
naw
We both just hate the daboll… err… doughball hire. Think it was pretty pathetic actually. The guy’s resume is shit and they’re trying to put the hard sell on everyone that he’s “the perfect fit”
LAME!
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
Lol give the guy a chance
Yeesh
ChiefWarPaint - February 11, 2012
fuck'm
he gets to prove he’s better than his body of work thus far. Until then, guilty until proven innocent.
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
How American of you.
ChiefWarPaint - February 11, 2012
Why would I give him anything? He has a track record of sucking already. If he wants to do well with my favorite team then he can prove it. If he wants my vote he can earn it. Until then, he ain’t shit. That’s America Jack! You earn your place in life.
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
I'm down with this
soybon - February 11, 2012
You may want to wait and see.
You could have said the same thing about Haith, but he made Mizzou a national championship contender.
wustl_chiefs_fan - February 11, 2012
When that happens
I’ll be a fan. Until then, they pussed out and went with yet another cronie when there were better options available just because it’s what they’re comfortable with.
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
In my experience, you shouldn't be so confident when you don't have all the facts.
Pioli and Crennel know far more about this guy than we do, so I personally am withholding judgement until we see what he does. There will be plenty of time for criticism if he’s as bad as he looks.
wustl_chiefs_fan - February 11, 2012
the guy hasnt done anything with any team
He cant hate him first and like him later? Or really hate him later and say “told u so”
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
He can obviously say whatever he wants.
But I find it very frustrating when, due to the fact that I have more information than somebody, I do something they think is dumb, but in reality is the right thing to do.
So if you don’t mind being wrong, then feel free to say stuff that you don’t necessarily know is true. But I hate being wrong about stuff, even as meaningless as this, so I will withhold judgement.
wustl_chiefs_fan - February 11, 2012
ur wrong :)
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Those teams were Cleveland and Miami
Not Kansas City.
ChiefWarPaint - February 11, 2012
your point?
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
My point is that we really need to stop discussing this.
I hate when the comments get so tiny that you can’t tell who replied to who.
wustl_chiefs_fan - February 11, 2012
agreed
Though id rather disagree to agree
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Deal.
I agree to agree with your agree to disagree to agree.
wustl_chiefs_fan - February 11, 2012
i am totally disagreeing with this agree
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
mmmmhmmm
And Brandon is better.
Buck'O - February 11, 2012 via iPhone app
my brandon beat your honor role students ass
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
oh no you dih'en!
Buck'O - February 11, 2012 via iPhone app
so thats how you spell that
Ahh be damn
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
soybon - February 11, 2012
this
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Just give him a chance
He’s had bad success with other teams, not ours. So you don’t know what he’s capable of at all until you’ve seen the actual results.
This same man with such a horrible track record also wiped the floor with us a couple times now and has a good resume when it comes to running the football and legitimized a putrid Miami offense with Henne and Moore at the helm.
Just give him a chance, everybody deserves one. You can’t get more American then that.
ChiefWarPaint - February 11, 2012
I already told you
I’m not giving anyone anything. You give him a chance. If he ends up being a good hire I’ll be happy that he’s here. Until then I think he was a shit hire and they could have done better.
Buck'O - February 11, 2012 via iPhone app
well to settle this little riff raft between you two
I shook the ol magic 8 ball and it gave me an answer but its in spanish.. i dont speak spanish so we are back to square one
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
dollar store piece if shit
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
sounds like we all did
soybon - February 11, 2012
He gets full
Keep watching.
Nick Britt - February 11, 2012
every time I try that, I wake up drooling on the keyboard
Masons - February 11, 2012
need a bib?
LadyChief - February 11, 2012
a lot of drooling from that size 2 ; )
Masons - February 11, 2012
lol
boop boop bee doop
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
ha!
LadyChief - February 11, 2012
Same idea
Different ending.
:)
cheapham - February 11, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
Masons - February 11, 2012
Hahahaha
That’s great!
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
the frog missed one too......bet you Brandon wouldn't have missed one
Masons - February 11, 2012
That's because Brandon has a higher ceiling
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
Brandon was the better draft pick
tomachop - February 11, 2012
wrong
Again
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
He was a better value
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
If you actually think Brandon is better than Brandon you're an idiot.
nateforchiefs - February 11, 2012
FOUL!!!!
Now you attack me personally for my opinion. I stated FACT and this is all you got?
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
he has a point though
If you think brandon is better then brandon, you are an idiot and not a true fan
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Buck must be a raiders fan at heart
Wrong Brandon lover!
nateforchiefs - February 11, 2012
oh
I see now. attack my fandom because I think Brandon is better. you guys are real swell.
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
Things might have gotten a little out of hand with that last one. My apologies
nateforchiefs - February 11, 2012
TheScreenName actually killed a guy!
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
TheScreenName, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
nateforchiefs - February 11, 2012
Haaaaaaa
Now i wanna watch it
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
But we are talking about only Brandon and Brandon
How the hell can we forget about Brandon?
His Royal Greatness - February 11, 2012
Question for you....How much wood could Brandon chuck, if brandon could chuck wood?
Masons - February 11, 2012
One little, two little, three little Brandons
four little, five little, six little Brandons…
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
looks like Brandon is going down hill fast
Masons - February 11, 2012
I'm completely in favor of an all Brandon draft
but Branson is still > than all other Brandons
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
could you imagine that
Draft picks based on names. Sure the raiders have done it somewhere in there
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
The Chiefs would RULE!
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
kansas city brandons
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Raiders tried this before I believe
tomachop - February 11, 2012
ok guys, no matter what we're drafting a guy with the name Sebastian with our first pick!!
tomachop - February 11, 2012
I wish
the same were true for Brand in movies

soybon - February 11, 2012
same
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
what
You wish everyone in them were named brandon?
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
He is probably scared of hi exes perfume bottle............
LadyChief - February 11, 2012
PUSSY by Katy Perry
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
No it;s Purrrrrr
LadyChief - February 11, 2012
Smells great
soybon - February 11, 2012
a bit yeasty
But nit bad
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Only in the top notes.
The basenote is a sort of musky scent.
soybon - February 11, 2012
little clamy if i dont say so myself
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Hell, I don't get alot of dates...
so I hang out at the fish market so I smell like I do
tomachop - February 11, 2012
at least your at the fish market and not the meat
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Tebow says it smells Heavenly!!
Or at least he was told it did
Wichita Chief - February 12, 2012
Wait...
The purfume?
His Royal Greatness - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Ohhhhhh!
Sex Panther!
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
It stings the nostrils...
soybon - February 11, 2012
Honestly that smells like pure gasoline
ChiefWarPaint - February 11, 2012
yeah Katy's product sure went South
tomachop - February 11, 2012
product perhaps, assets no.
soybon - February 11, 2012
shoot em between the eyes
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
make em jump
Wichita Chief - February 12, 2012
Mmmmm
Stings the nostrils
Supersexy - February 12, 2012 via mobile
Does it work
60% of the time every time
Supersexy - February 12, 2012 via mobile
as long as brandon isnt chucking the other brandons wood
We should be ok
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
However much wood
That Mims allows them to chuck
His Royal Greatness - February 11, 2012 via mobile
thought it was Chuck Norris
tomachop - February 11, 2012
that guy still alive?
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
new spokesman for shakeweight!
tomachop - February 11, 2012
the jackoff machine?
Economy has effected everybody i see
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Chuck Norris does not die
he only multiplies
His Royal Greatness - February 11, 2012 via mobile
Since when is he a Bebe's kid?
soybon - February 11, 2012
only if he changes his name to brandon
If not, pink slip is coming
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
my Brandon is better
Masons - February 11, 2012
your brandon is dead
And doing coke with whitney
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
One big line in the sky
nateforchiefs - February 11, 2012
chemtrail
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
sky?
They allow coke in heaven? Thought the party was down stairs
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
It's gonna be a loooooong offseason
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
withdrawl sucks
tomachop - February 11, 2012
Tell me about it
nateforchiefs - February 11, 2012
at least the Brandon Draft will be here in April
although it might be rather anti-climactic
tomachop - February 11, 2012
If we don't take Brandon in the first round
Imma jump off a cliff
Buck'O - February 11, 2012
depends which brandon
TheScreenName - February 11, 2012 via mobile
I really hope Mizzou ends up playing in St. Louis
Not only will it help our chances of getting to the Final Four, but I could see them in person.
wustl_chiefs_fan - February 11, 2012
only reason to there
tomachop - February 11, 2012
go there sorry
tomachop - February 11, 2012
Third and fourth shift...
Dayum are we some addictive chiefs fans!!!?!
Mas Cervezas - February 12, 2012 via mobile
Yes Mas
Yes we is
His Royal Greatness - February 12, 2012
omg, someone's still around?
Brandon, go to sleep! and you too, Brandon!!!
upamtn - February 12, 2012
Insominac bro
This school has my mind on overhaul
Mas Cervezas - February 12, 2012 via mobile
Wait till ST
Its on for the hype this year!
Mas Cervezas - February 12, 2012 via mobile
Go 'Zoo!
upamtn - February 12, 2012
ok, fanshot time ... just because this is cooler than all hell
upamtn - February 12, 2012
Waiting on someone
Mas Cervezas - February 12, 2012 via mobile
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