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So, Which One Of You Ordered KC Wolf For Valentine's Day?

The Chiefs website advertises a KC Wolf appearance for Valentine's Day and though I've never seen it go down I can only imagine seven foot KC Wolf walking into an office giving flowers and chocolates to some lucky lady/man/wolf. Perhaps he brings in the four-wheeler with flames shooting out of the back. Maybe he runs over a guy in the office dressed in Raiders colors. I don't know.

So we gotta know: Did anyone order KC Wolf to surprise your significant other this year? Have you ever ordered it?

If you did then, yeah, we're gonna need to see some pictures.

As for my Valentine's Day....Ms. Primetime received a box of chocolates this morning that had on it a picture of two dogs who looked just like our two dogs, Callie and Sheldon. Chocolates + puppies = success. Easy enough formula. She's also getting dinner cooked for her tonight. I'd be worried about her reading this and blowing the surprise if she, you know, actually read Arrowhead Pride.

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Is there a mileage charge?
You know what not to do on Valentine's Day morning?

Ask your wife if she ironed the shirt you had asked about the day before…

Oops…

lol, You have some work to do before tonight.
One of those questions while in the shower half asleep

That I’ve asked 100X… apparently today not the day to ask.

MF’ing made up Holiday…

How else do you expect Hallmark and Russell Stover to make a lot of money

and don’t forget about that Pizza Hut $10,000 special

Exactly, this is all a corporate snowjob

So, under the same algorithm, if I buy my wife candy and flowers today, which is obviously different than other days on the calendar, can I punch my wife in the face tomorrow, Wednesday, the 15th of February. Because I did, after all, do something lovey-dovey on a random Tuesday in February.

You can only do that on the 29th since it's a leap year
Depends if she did the dishes or not
I spent like 2 hours last night writing out around 60 valentines for my kids to take to school...

And taping little packs of candy to them. Bleh.

I was in the same boat as you

then I get a call from the school nurse saying my daughter was sick and I needed to get her. This happened before her V-day party began so she didnt even get to put those cards to use.

Just tell her she should be glad that it’s not the same holiday it was 2000+ years ago when men would beat women with dog and wolf pelts as a way to show their love for them.

(seriously, that’s what it was)

That's not OK any anymore? Oops...
dog and wolf abuse is definitely OUT

Signed,
Michael Vick

definitely not KC Wolf abuse
I'd rather send out

Warpaint than the KC Wolf.

HA HA..

I can see a big horse riding through a bunch of cubicles shitting all over the floor.. My co-workers would love me.

You just want to check out the pretty lady riding Warpaint.

And I can’t blame you sir!

An old college roommate of mine

ordered KC Wolf for his wife and posted them on Facebook. I was kinda wondering what was up with that..

I can only picture

Kc wolf shaking his weird zubaz pelvis at someone’s wife.

lol..

I cant get this image out of my head.. Hilarious!

Anyone read the rumor that Peyton wants to go to the texans ??

This would mean Shaub would be available , I’d love to have him even if he’s injury prone

Well it's official

Can’t talk about ANYTHING without Peytons name being brought up!

More about Shaub than anything else, WE DO NEED A QB !!

And this the chiefs website not Cupid

tell that to Thorman ;-)
not Cupid

I’d absolutely love Shaub. I wonder what it would take to grab him.

My guess?

2 1st round picks…and like a 4th?

Pssst Joel

The headline needs fixed.

Whoops!

Spelling not a core requirement of the job, apparently. Thanks Valk.

I just figured your chocolates were spiked.
Those rum chocolates do sneak up on you
These are so romantic.

Another cute card.

awwwwwwwwwww not THAT'S cute!
My girl's Valentines Day gift.....three gallons of paint

We’re a practical household

Three gallons of body-paint?!

Thick but thankful?

Just don't wear a Raiders jersey for KC Wolf.

Nothing says "I love you" like a man in a cartoony wolf costume bringing you flowers and chocolates.

Side note, today is my wife and I’s 8th wedding anniversary. Totally wish we would have picked a different day… restaurants are packed and baby sitters are hard to find.

Whoa, didn't plan that one out so well.

My wife and I married on her birthday, that way we actually end up celebrating our anniversary instead, just the two of us, and our daughter if we can find her, without having to do a bunch of family birthday hallabaloo.

Good plan.

And yeah, our plan sucked. Oh well. Still 2 birds with 1 stone and all that…

your daughter IF you can find her?

you lose her in the sofa cushions often?

You know kids these days, like remote controls they are.
this blasphemy makes me sad :-(
I’d be worried about her reading this and blowing the surprise if she, you know, actually read Arrowhead Pride
Just give your lady a Pepsi.

subliminal ice cubery!
Don't go with Pepsi Max or you might give her the wrong impression
Mugs and kisses everyone.

I was just going to take my lovely wife out to Banana & Donut tonight

Haa

a lil candle light dinner?

That's one uber-aggressive banana
And one seriously cross eyed ho of a donut
If your wife/girlfriend/person you stalk

liked another team, say the broncos, KC Wolf would be the perfect gift.

KC wolf or flowers?

both ideas suck balls…..just sayin. KC wolf does not put me in the mood…..he’s definitely not my type. And flowers…meh, cliche.

I’m a single bish, so tonight….I’m going to my dive bar for an Anti-Valentine’s Day karaoke bout…..too bad I’m not drinking, I might be in the mood to sing something. lol

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