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From 2009: "Former Vol backup quarterback "Jim Bob" Cooter, whose real name is James Robert Cooter, is facing aggravated burglary charges after allegedly getting into bed with a woman after climbing through a window of her Fort Sanders apartment, according to an arrest warrant."

Anyone know the details of what happened after this? Sounds like our new Offensive Quality Control Coach may have a screw loose...

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Dude sounds like a winner. Not necessarily in the good way. Hope he’s gotten his life turned around…

He's climbing in your window

He’s snatching your people up!

Hides yo kids

hide your wife..

And hide yo husbands too
ann hide your quarterback too
Maybe his real role will be Pioli's chief spy

Well he got busted so he’s not real good at it!

OH COME ON....

Don’t any of you act like you’ve never gotten totally smashed and climbed through the window of a house, stripped down to your undies, and gotten in bed with a random woman.

Did it have to be a woman?

If not, then yes. We all have.

My guess

Is that he was hammered, couldn’t get into “his apartment” because the key wouldn’t work (because it wasn’t his apartment) then climbed through a window to “break into his own apartment” and tried to go to bed. Only to later figure out the key wouldn’t work because he was at the wrong place.

From the comments on the article...

Apparently the apartment in question belonged to a friend of his who had led Jim Bob crash there before. Unfortunately, said friend had not alerted Jim Bob to the fact that the apartment was currently being sub-let by a woman who did not know Jim Bob in any way. When trashed Jim Bob couldn’t get into his buddy’s apartment, he climbed in through the window. Chaos ensued.

Even more understandable

Clearly a situation we've ALL been in.
I 've tried to get out of an apartment like that
For a team that prides itself on acquiring talent with character

it sure has been acquiring its share of knuckleheads: Baldwin, Houston, and now Cooter.

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