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"I've already got a Valentine Coach Fox."

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"I've already got a Valentine Coach Fox."

It's Valentine's Day. You either did good or you screwed up. Let us know in the comments.

This is your open thread for the evening. Use it to talk about whatever you'd like.

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Was routt here today?

When was the visit? If today, what happened?

Also

Why haven’t we signed Carr yet? Pioli feel free to answer

Can't sign anybody till March

IIRC

I thougt we could sign our own FA's

but none from outside of the organization

Can't sign anyone currently under contract with another organization.

People with no contracts and people under contract with the Chiefs are fair game.

Good info

thanks for the clarification

I'm guessing Routt will sign w/ someone prior to FA starting
here's hoping it's not the Chiefs.
Agreed

Not advisable, that’s for sure.

yeah

not entirely wild about him over or in addition to carr

I finally had to get a new profile

on SB Nation since my old login was messed up…..lookin forward to talkin about the offseason with you all. I hope we get Bowe and Carr inked so we can keep this roster going in a good direction.

Thank god it is almost over.

I am waiting for Saint Patricks day so I. Can get wasted and drink my sorrows away.

2 Friends b-days are on St. Patty's day

Good times…

Over the years I've learned

that if I acknowledge Valentine’s Day with some standard fare before 7:00am then I can escape the dog house. Flowers, cards and coffee in bed win every time. Anything after that is gravy.

I'm single

so I did good and I screwed up

I spent today at school and work.

Unfortunately I don’t need an excuse to not do something. forever alone

almost over wustl

funny thing is, you’ll start planning your escape from St. Louis in earnest and some wonderful girl will come along an screw it all up. Lol.

That's part of the reason I'm not really looking right now.

There is an approximately 0% chance I’ll meet someone so great that I’d be willing to stay in St. Louis for them.

And one thing

If you try asking someone out, be prepared for rejection.

Rejection is a state of mind bro

Look at em like they’re crazy and move on to the next one

its a numbers game.

They won’t all say no. Just keep asking til you get a yes, or at least a maybe )

Oh yeah!

"Even fat girls need love too,

But they gotta Pay."

-Quagmire

The Q Man.

Quagmire: “Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute…pre-op or post-op?”
Woman: “Pre-op.”
Quagmire: “Whoa, transvestite, back off!”

-

Holy crap. Was that made in Word?
No idea.
I'm pretty sure that caption is just Word Art over the screen cap.

It isn’t even centered.

Also, I can’t tell if the second ‘o’ in ‘too’ is cut off or just completely missing.

None of which is your fault, of course, I just think it’s all pretty funny.

Yeah, it's not exactly Photoshop at its finest.
act like a real prick
Personally, I just conterfit hundred dollar bills.

Not to spend, but to convince women that I’m rich.

Wow...

isn’t this just one big ol’ pity party. Get with the program, kids, the combine is in less than 2 weeks!

Yessir!

Lookin at any players specifically?

I’m wanting to see the TEs……I wouldn’t mind one in the 2nd or 3rd

I wouldn't either, but

Moeaki will be back in some form or fashion. They just extended O’Connell. Not sure what Pioli is thinking.

and to answer your question

No, I have no one in particular to keep an eye on. Maybe DeCastro or Reiff or Richardson. It’s just that it’s football related, so I’ll be watching.

Is anyone else having trouble with NFL.com on firefox?

It works fine for me on Safari, just not firefox

gave up on Firefox 5 months ago. Their newest version sucks.

Google Chrome!

not having problems

I use Chrome.

I'm not.

Loads fine for me.

I'm the exact opposite

Works on Firefox, but on Safari it keeps loading and nothing happens.

I don't have to worry about flowers, jewelry, and the such this year!

Because I’m getting my wife a….new……car……

FML

you caved in to the cheesy Lexus commercials?
No I caved on the "we fixed our accelerators being stuck and killing people" Toyota commercials
well...they still make Lexus
Having Bob Barker flash back
Trust me, once I got to that part of the comment, it was more a dying Bob Hope than it was an excited Bob Barker
Haaaaaahahahahaha!
had you balls

In a vice my friend?

I did the flowers, candy etc...

But she drew the noon to midnight shift at work… and I didn’t get off work til 6.
I’ll make her diner (at 1 in the morning) heh.. and then she can watch me sleep before work tomorrow.

Worst. Valentines Day. Ever.
I see a night

or two on the couch and no happy ending.

There's true irony in this...

single people bitchin’…people in relationships bitchin’…
There’s a moral to the story here, but I can’t put my finger on it. Maybe it’s just that people are fickle creatures.

all women suck, even the ones that don't?
I see what

You did there you sly fox.

C'mon Willie

Only FANS are fickle. :)

it's a retail scam to bump sinking numbers after the holiday season

and it’s fatally awkward to the point where it makes otherwise rational people wanna kill each other

and men have this confused look at the jewelry counter
because they know today is a scam

and the prices are so fucking outrageous and they can’t figure a way out of it.

It is a scam.................

and the markup on jewelry is horrid

yeah man

I’m pretty well trained when it comes to this sort of thing, but I’ve had to turn the tables and train the bride not to expect the moon on 2-14 because of practical matters. Birthdays and anniversaries yield a better return. :)

Im always confused at the jewelry counter

I don’t wear a watch. I don’t own a ring. I can’t stand necklaces or pendents. I just don’t “get it”

It’s a shiny colored (or clear) rock. What’s the big deal?
What makes that so damn valuable, and so damn desirable. It’s just a mineral.

pretty much

but that would be a logical outlook TC, and I’m sure it doesn’t help in the romance department. Men aren’t supposed to get it me thinks.

Chrome is just as Shiny

and you can use it to make motorcycle parts!

that sounds pretty fuckin' good to me
I'm calling it

Routt is a Cowboy before the end of February.

Great fit for Rob Ryan's Defense
X

He must be looking at Form 1040
buzzkill
Your favorite uncle

Favorite?

Uncle Scam!

There it is

although tonight’s threads are epic for Lady’s random gif’s. You better get busy.

That's me on Monday mornings
with or without coffee?
A happy note...

My girlfriend of six years and I have broken up recently. I am spendeng the evening happily alone and financially better off. : )

Bravo!

Hope you’re drinking and smoking

Yes and no

Don’t smoke but enjoying an IPA

And watching the Nuggets

Kick it brutha

live it up!

Too old

to “kick it up” much, but I am enjoying life. (and the Chiefs)

Awww

Fair enough but age is an attitude my good man!

No aww necessary

Not in a wheelchair yet, just looking forward to spending time with myself : )

Been there
Me too...

several times!

Indeed

finally met the one and if for any reason this ends up crumbling, I’ll never go there again.

I hope this one works for you

I’m not against relationships, just happy this one’s over

oh yeah

been there :) Grats on your freedom!

I like the latin

I’ll have to look it up later

Ha!

Thx. Just paste it into Google. It’s a worthless chuckle. ;)

welcome

To freedom.

Thanks,

It’s been awhile

Ugh

I just realized my next day off is next Thursday.

#winning

I just saw Thomas Jones’ girlfriend’s nipple.

gotta be ready with the phone camera
I have DVR

I can back it up, but I don’t think Joel would approve of me posting it.

you could always post it and maybe we could get a lookie-loo before Ups takes it down :)
Don't tell Thomas that

He will pound you in the ground 3 times and punt.

And break his thumb
Yeah

none of the above sounds very appealing. Banned from AP and dirt rolled by Thomas Jones…all for a nipple.

All of this for a little bit of nipple?
There is this pug gif that is hilarious...........

but I don’t want to be banned

so dont post it... just post a link to the page and add a warning =P
Don't flush!

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lufahzydn61qbw75zo1_500.gif

hahaha

that’s not gonna get you banned

That's what you were worried about posting?
It was one of those days where people were cranky!
Flagged

I can not believe someone would post such a thing. Unbelievable!

Weird, I just posted a pug gif.

Hopefully I don’t get banned. I didn’t realize people were so offended by pugs.

The ladies love tacos.

Burgers too.

And you'll need a drink with that.

What about Pizza?

That's for the guys.

Because the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

they way to my heart resides about a a foot below my stomach

..although… a sandwich afterwards would be nice.

I said heart, not hard.
This was Weis' vday gift
so do the men... different taco
This would leave a scary sight on the bathroom tissue
I still remember the first time I abused some multi-colored nachos at a bar & grill

Not advisable.

So I had a presentation today that I thought I would do terrible with.

And the good news is that not only did I do a little better than I thought, but everyone else did bad too. Also, I was the last one, and another professor kicked us out of the classroom in the middle of the Q&A part, so I got a break. Pretty good day considering it’s Single’s Awareness day.

single's awareness day

lol. Good one!

S.A.D.
Haaaaahahahaha!

Even better!

Megatron's soft drink of choice?

Doesn't look like there's much room for the drink.
and you'll slice your fingers to ribbons trying to play with the toy
figures a Decepticon would like pepsi

everyone knows pepsi sucks. You’d have to evil to choose it over Coke

I hate you.

No offense.

I prefer Diet Mountain Dew myself
Libertarians

I'm one of those!
Actually,

Most people I talk to don’t have clue what a libertarian is

They talk about stuff like the Dewey Decimal System.
I think George W. Bush's wife used to be one.
Kinda like our tax code
Hey that's me lol

Don’t know about the suit or Romney look though…

I adopted a cat for my fiance, and she bought me a Samsung Galaxy S II.

All around, it was a pretty good day.

except now you have to live with a cat.

The phone doesn’t make up for that.

Meow!
Ladies dressed as cats and making cat noises are fine.

just no actual cats =P

Ha

there’s a nice rumor about a size 2 to go with that

I'm against the size 2...

I prefer a woman that can break me.
Rarely will you find a size 2 that qualifies.

She's only 3 feet tall.

So she’s actually pretty thick with that size 2.

3 feet tall?

If her head’s flat on top I’m sold… sight unseen

What's that you say?

deformed
I dunno Lady

she looks pretty damn good to me

You know she's married to

this guy.

Amanda Righetti -Not deformed

and could certainly break me

not big just very tall!

isn’t she on that show the mentalist?

that gives me an idea for a new avatar...............
Apartment living

Cat means I don’t have to take the damn dog outside in the cold so it can take a shit.

Highly alergic to cats

I’d swell up like a purple parade float and have an asthma attack

Very understandable reason to be anti-feline.

I was never a cat person before I met her, but as usual, she changed my opinion.

Cats are great, as long as they are outdoor cats

Litter boxes suck

The beauty of math.

Interesting...

So when you multiply a single digit number x by 9, the ten’s digit is x-1, and the one’s digit is 10-x, so when you order the numbers like in that picture, every digit is a one except the last two, since (x+1-1)=10. The only problem is the last two digits, which are equal to 10-x, where x is the last digit of the number, so adding x1 will give 11 in the last digit.

Monkeying around.

Bad monkey!
Bad ass monkey!

Does he have an offer you can't refuse?
looks like a creepy dickhead to me
Evil monkey!

Evil monkey on his day off.

Rocketballz

This had better work.

Night All

gotta go start cooking diner so it’ll be ready by the time she gets out of the bath when she gets off work at 12.
I think I mentioned something about being whipped on some other thread.

Hapy V-Day

Back at you TC

Git’r done

Full screen for very realistic screen saver!

http://kondoot.com/fish

yay for cichlids

before i moved out here, i had a 75 gallon. moved the tank to buddies and discovered 10 babies.

nothing says CHICK MAGNET like fish talk!!

Had a 92 gallon at one time.

Very cool, though a bit of a pain to maintain. I’d like to get back into it again one of these days.

Freaking Jeremy Lin

Scoring gamewinning 3-pointers now? You gotta be kidding me.

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