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Rainy day here in KC. Better than snow I guess.

What's everyone up to tonight?

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Fuk a HIV fuk a Dread

These Jack Stack pork burnt ends are fan-fukn-tastic. And the burnt end stew? sheeeeit

Jack Stack's meat is the best in the city

The sauce? Meh

That's why you pour the beans over the meat
Bryants was awesome today

1/2 lb Pork and 1/2 lb Beef in brown paper :)

my favorite

drooling

Another reason I hate living in St. Louis.

I actually have a picture of Arthur Bryant’s on my wall.

Hold the sauce. Got some Gates in the fridge.

I’m not a big fan of AB’s sauce, either. Vinegar, salty shit. I hear the sweet is pretty good though, so I’ll give it a 3rd chance.

Gates extra hot is pretty damn good
Swine will make your energy foul

Beef for the win!

Luv that microwaved BBQ!

Nothing like the sweet tast of some nuked meat.

Jack Stack's secret recipe

I did see them microwave some shit

But, honestly… have you had those pork burnt ends?

Getting ready for Wichita State vs Davidson

Wichita State looks legit this year, hoping for a sweet 16 or better.

and so are.....

CU fans

Mizzou putting on a clinic
How are my boys doing?
Won by 18 and it wasn't as close as the final score indicated since we started playing the bench warmers.
Damn did you see that double No-look passes for a jam play

:)

No, I only caught a couple minutes of it.

I’m going to look for highlights though. That sounds like something I need to see.

Okie State never saw a thing
The guys on RockMNation were saying it was like magic.

I can’t wait to see it.

Just saw the store

OK St shoulda stayed in the locker room

The Tigers have a bench

besides Dixon and Stevie Moore

I don’t want to see them again this season

Yeah

Moore was pretty overrated. I went to school with him and Truman made a pretty big deal of it because well their football program was crap until last year. Cool guy but he just shows you how far of a gap there is between the high school and college programs.

Hold up, we were at Truman at the same time.

What is your name?

Maybe you're the same person as someone else too.
Maybe, although I was born in 90, not 91 as his name implies.

But we could still be in the same grade.

Casey Adkins

I came in a year after Steve did so 2005-2006 School Year.

Ah, yes, I know exactly who you are.

And we were in the same grade.

Lets just put it this way.

Many people know me, good and bad.

Apparently the old football staff weren’t pentalizing players and so they got the boot. Shockly and Lewis were good teachers though.

I didn't realize our football program turned it around.

I never had those teachers, so I don’t know about that.

But let’s see if you can figure out who I am. Let’s just say I was really smart, male, and not named Michael. That should eliminate pretty much everybody except me and maybe Ross.

Andy?

Yeah apparently the managed to win their division but missed the playoffs.

Coach Lewis was like a mentor to me and well lets just say Shockley always had a good joke in him.

I forgot about Andy. I don't think he's into sports.

I remember one year, maybe our senior year, they had it structured in such a way that we made the playoffs because we were in such an easy division.

Easy my foot.

Truman was in the same division as Lees Summit and Blue Springs. Don’t forget having to play Ray-Pec every so often.

And I am drawing a blank. I don’t think Dakota.

I am definitely not Dakota.

But I did hang out with him a bit. I’m Tony. I’m not surprised you didn’t remember me. I don’t think we ever actually spoke to each other.

I recognize you.

Same Freshman PE class if I remember correctly. Never took you for a sports fan though.

You were the only kid back in 8th Grade to get that Perfect Attendance Award for missing ZERO days from K-then. I missed 5 days.

Yep, that was me.

I’m equally shocked that you’re a sports fan.

I am a jack of all trades.

I can fit in with the jocks and nerds. I truly think our PE teacher left because she was being eyed by so many students. She was young and cute in a high school knowing full well she was going to get all kinds of looks.

Just saw the highlights.

I saw the no look where the ball seemed to teleport, but they didn’t show a double no look.

Once again on break

Just lost a hundred bucks. God I hate the restaurant business. Break systems blow. Basically if I’ve got a table and the food hasn’t dropped, it goes to the server breaking me. I’ve had a table for an hour and a half, 540 dollar tab and the food was late coming out because they were all steaks.

Pretty irritated right now :(

is routt still in town another day to sign his contract
More BBQ

We need Paul Soliai to get here fast

can’t have fat CB’s and skinny Nose Tackles

how about the chiefs being 63 mill under the cap the most of any team
they can buy a whole new team almost.
The Pheonix Coyotes NHL team are worth $134 million.

So, if Clark wanted, we’d be half way to having an NHL team in KC.

I think I want one of these.

until you bust a toe on that damn thing lurking under the bed
Depends on how far it slides under, I suppose.
Reminds me of...

the lenths I will go to hide my porn

Too bad it doesn't slide under the mattress.
*lengths
Tarkus knows no Bounds (lengths) :)
dowloading pixar shorts for the kid

I cannot tolerate another run of finding nemo without swallowing a shot gun

We watched that in my chinese class last year.

For some reason the birds who say “Mine!” in English (or 我的 in Chinese) cracked me up.

oooh

you took a Chinese class last year. I kept wondering why you’d be the one typing that every so often.

i hear there are more and more classes for this. maybe I can come tutor some coeds :)

That's what I did in highschool.

“Oh, you need help on your math homework? How ’bout you come over and I can help you out with that.”

I'm nearing the age where it might be creepy

so I better hurry up and get too it before I’m over the line.

For the first time since freshman year, I've had two consecutive easy Physics homeworks.

Other than the toilet leaking everywhere and the dryer breaking, this week has really been fantastic.

Sneaky pussy.

Since when did you take LadyChief's job?
Since she started working so many hours.
Ah, well good thing you're picking up the slack.

What would we do without a gif person?

Sneaky puppy

He was just sniffing the, um...

you know.

Watching DVR'd episodes of "An Idiot Abroad-The Bucket list"

Karl just cracks me up. He went to go see some monkeys. This was actually his idea. He hated it. The little thieves were all over him. He was really miffed when “they nicked my crisps!” I was choking on my dinner I was laughing so hard. He doesn’t seem impressed with Barrow Alaska either. “It’s a waste of HD. And color too!” Too much white snow and ice it seems.

Trying to forget work too.

Working on a Jaguar reminds me about a fool and his money. What an overrated bag of crap they are.

Got my tax return, so now I'm paying bills online. Thanks for being so understanding Visa.

Clear off that credit card so I can reload when I go to KC in Sept.

No Homework tonight for once

Just sitting in the dorm twiddling my thumbs and watching Netflix

I have extra if you need something to do.
Im good haha

thanks for the offer though…

Want.

Good Gawd!
I thought it was a new-fangled Bong
Seems you'd need to be sucking on one to put that in your living room

IMO of course ;)

Maybe not a living room.

But like a movie room or man cave or something.

it would have to be a man cave

that thing would be woman repellent like nothing else on earth

I'll bet LadyChief likes it.
hahaha!

I’d have to take that bet.

if the Bowl was the command hub and the engines were the Pipe......

Party Bowl!

haha

Damn Steve. You’re talking about one helluva party there!

Ha, couldn't help it

Warf, we have Bogarts on the Engines

Fire Photon Torpedos, on my Mark

Hahahaha

Haaaaaaaahahahaha!

Bogarts

Hahahaha!

What is that

Jamaal Charles!

The Enterprise

Make it so

eta on sequel anyone??

When I was in college I decided that...

I didn’t want anything in my apartment that would prevent me from getting laid. And I’m pretty sure there are few things that will put a bra back on faster than a coffee table shaped like the starship enterprise.

looks like firewood

And a big ass coke mirror

So I was reading off data points in my Physical Measurements Lab class.

One of the values was .789, and my lab partner and I started laughing. I just now realized that that is a nerdy thing to find funny.

So I hate to admit I watched Reel Steel last night after wednesday poker

worst piece of shit ever, which surprises nobody I’m sure.

Horrendous.

Hugh Jackson was terrible, and the kid was worse.

THAT KID!

I mean, everything was terrible. But there is a special place in hell for that kid. Never trusting friend who insisted it was watchable on anything ever again.

cool

glad I read this before I bought it On Demand.

Is Warrior available yet?

much better IMO

You ever see 2010: Moby Dick?

Maybe the worst movie ever made.

good god no

have you seen Cannibal: The Musical?

maybe the greatest. (ok, it’s not. but it’s so weird and fun to see those south park boys before they were the south park boys).

No.

But I recently saw The Burrowers, and that was a pleasant surprise.

Yes

I watched it On Demand before Christmas. I liked it.

oh yeah and my weekly group of Kiwi poker friends were all MIA

with the gf out of town I still wanted to play and sat in a game with 8 Chinese dudes w/ 10/20 blinds.

so basically what I’m saying is I made one dumbassed mistake after another.

watching worst cooks in america...

where do they find these tards? Hell, one guy says he’s a lawyer, a few are stay at home moms? Good lord! My 9 yr old could cook circles around these bafoons, maybe even my 5 year old!

Ha.

I’m watching worst kitchen in America.

Just got Cowboys & Aliens in the mail. Worth watching??
Meh.

It has a lot of problems, but it’s probably worth watching once.

Got rained out at work tonight

so I’m thinking i will try it out

better than Reel Steel

not by a ton though.

Oh, I think it's way better than Reel Steal.

But that’s not saying much.

the difference for me lies with what my expectations were.

reel steel: expected shit, got shit that someone ate and vomited back up

cowboys & aliens: expected something moderately fun and cool, with a side of awesome. got shit.

Vegas set the O/U on Royals wins today

78.5. What are you taking?

life long royals optimist

so… I’ll take the over

I love being a Royals optimist.

That way you can pretend we have a competitive team if we start out hot. It’s like being a fan of a team who has a shot, just for a shorter period of time.

Could be interesting

if they are in the mix for the division at the ASB. With the All Star festivities being in KC, would make for a fun summer.

that would be awesome

but, because it would be awesome, probably won’t happen

Over maybe?

I don’t follow baseball too closely, but I figure we should get to .500. Or at least I hope we do.

No idea

I don’t follow baseball at all. I hear they’re supposed to be good this year so I’m gearing up for a fairweather fan season though.

If I was forced to put $$ on it

I’d go Under. That way I’m happy either way

I'll be a Royal ass

and take the under. They haven’t done enough to improve the poor pitching situation. Come to think of it, it pretty much looks like a mirror image of last year.

How many wins did they have last year?
71-91

It would be incredible if they finish .500 this year.

If Drew Brees hits the market

do you think the Chiefs swing some of that dough around. Hell if he gets the tag, I trade the farm.

I actually really likes Brees out of college

and hoped he’d somehow wind up a chief. How old is he now, though?

33

He’s probably got 5-7 decent years left in the tank.

Don't count on it Casey.

There is no chance the Saints let him walk.

Agreed.

And he wants to stay.

Their GM must be out of their mind

Why isn’t he bringing in other FA QB’s for 2 day visits as negotiating leverage?

Really?

You’re going there?

Done gone there Tark. Done gone.

Maybe

but I have seen weirder things happen.

wherever he goes he is going to paid

And he should take some of that money and get that shit off his face

Maybe Mike Shanahan will gnaw that off his face

button stuck

food and keyboard = problems

No Jim Bob Cooter gnus today?
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

birthday in less then a month

Hoping to go skydiving

amazing...

every time it loops i have to grab the sides of my chair

just watched yesterdays tosh.o on dvr

Lol at immigration being the 10th plague..and whatever came out of dudes nose was fucking sick

so this is a thing:

http://www.tubeduel.com/

Quick

hide Yoshimitsu’s alternate costume from Tekken.

Star Trek music playing in my head while looking at that site.

You know, the music they played in Cable Guy.

seem like some real badasses
Reminds me of the movie "Role Models"
Random comment of the day:

CBS’s NFL intro music is way better than Fox’s.

i hate the sunday night football in america music and theme

Like its a fucking president speech

name anything good about Fox's
definitely not the f***ing stupid robot
not to mention their HD broadcasts are crap
Good point.

I’m glad CBS has the AFC games. Fox just sucks at sports broadcasting.

I wouldn't go that far

The Cotton Bowl looked a ton better to me than anything I saw on ESPN. I thought they did a nice job with it.

I've got nothing.
remember the girl who used to do the gameday weather on Fox pregame?
-

tark to the rescue
Pick one.

and Tark breathes life into the 3rd shift open thread
See? We're at one good thing.
i see 2

or 4 depending on your math

Hot chicks wearing no bra, skimpy shirts and football.

So full of win.

no but i see where you're going

only hot chicks can save them. doesn’t bode well.

the chics in short skirts on fox n friends
That show is horrific.
show yes

Legs no

Got to approve

63million under cap. We wondered why the cheap ass this year. Makes sense now. If we are 20million under or more the cap when the season starts then I’ll disapprove

madmartigan, you stupid fat dykini!

wrong post brotha, awesome name though :)

Apparently Hugh from ESPN has admitted to stealing.

Alfie from BCC called him out and a twitter war started. It actually got to the point where even the mascot got involved.

Hugh, you should know its pretty sad when even the MASCOT is ripping you a new one. The city you and ESPN hate so much is telling you off. When a man in cat costume is tearing you to shreds, it is pathetic.

And people call Skip Bayless a tool. At least he can get good food (yep Skip and Rick Bayless are brothers).

Not sure what it's like there for you guys.

But LINSANITY is all over the place here.

This is a really great piece that uses Lin’s new fame as a platform to discuss something I have a hard time describing: Race and Racism in China. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-02-15/basketball-crazy-china-ponders-meaning-of-jeremy-lin-s-race-adam-minter.html

@kevinkoski
If Jeremy Lin dunked on Lebron in a Yankees cap, and then celebrated by Tebowing in front of Brett Favre, would ESPN explode?
Nah

he’d have to posterize Griffin with an extremely gifted athletic move, yet just by a fingertip rim touch,

-

God help us if that's an actual graphic they used.
Pretty sure it is.
I guess I need to see if Bayless has been stroking off Lin on twitter

I’ll tell ya, since ABC bought ESPN, it has turned to all out crap. This sensationalistic bullshit they spew and then they dump the only guy that makes MNF watchable. Friggin’ idiots.

Skip is off this week.

So he may not be on Twitter. (I don’t follow him.)

Speaking of Ron,

I talked to him before the New England game. I said, “Jaws, ya gotta help out my boy, Palko…he needs all the help he can get.” He actually gave me a thumbs up and said, “I’m going to do my best.”
I thought it was cool. He could have just blown me off like any other idiot yelling up to the booth to get his attention.

-

Cereal

Cool

at Gillette Stadium

there’s a walkway right in front of the press boxes. You can pretty much stand on your tip toes and peek over that ledge you see in the photo. We were on the 50 right in front of them.

on the 50, in front of press box...

I totally hate you right now.

:)

waiting for gif to start and becht to knock battle down

also, when you get your new shoes, i will shit in them.

can't freaking wait to get back to seeing games in person!

i bet you were losing your mind in the first half when we looked like we had a shot.

LOL

that was the week after in the Steelers game.

yeah i figured my timeline was off

too busy plotting your demise

No gif

but it was right after I snapped this…

should be back this summer or fall

priority number 1 = get to games
priority number 2 = pick a city to live in that has jobs

Wish I had a recommendation on the jobs
it's all good

see above comments on prospective tutoring possibilities :)

so you're saying they're talking about it

I mean I knew they were I guess. But the Chinese are in a weird position as he is American (or Taiwanese-American I suppose). Read that piece if you’re interested. Blunt about race indeed…

Are there any woodworking extraordinaires in the KC area that hang out on AP?

BTW, NO, I’m not wanting to build a USS Enterprise coffee table.

Death Star?
Death Star would be awesome

but I’m thinking Millennium Falcon will be the only thing with a decent enough shape to support the glass.

The Star must have a fancy new graphics editor.

How about Peyton Manning in a Chiefs uniform?

34% of people think he should be a Chief

“at any cost” He has the ability to vastly improve the team, but I’m sure as hell not going to throw “at any cost” out there.

I voted for Cassel, just for kicks.
now I see why he has neck trouble

Geez, that big fu*king head!

And now it's on sideways.

Will be great for swing passes. Not so much down the field.

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