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It's tough to follow Flowers24's post about his dog and the Chiefs, so just go read it and then hug your dog.

This is your open thread for the evening. Use it to talk about whatever you'd like.

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Fuck Rajon Rondo

That’s all…..

Bulls fan?

I’m a Bulls fan, and I swear the people at Blog a Bull hate that guy.

About to hit the B side of the LBC....
On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G?
RIP Nate Dogg
Story time.

So when Nate Dogg died I texted a buddy of mine and let him know the news, unbeknownst to be me my name in my buddys phone is “Nate Dogg”. My friend though that someone was using my phone to text him that I had died, he started freaking out and called my phone trying to learn what happened. I couldn’t answer because I was at work at the time so he started calling some friends of ours and then they started freaking out….
Lo and behold, I was and still am alive.

Well at least the story had a happy ending

Can’t say that for a lot of people these days.

I posed this question earlier, but it didn't get really get answered and I'm legitimately curious if I'm off my rocker or not.

Since the free agent right tackle class is so lacking, what about going after Vernon Carey? He was Miami’s right guard last season but before that he played right tackle for them. Plus he’s got the Brian Daboll connection. He’s 30, so he’s not a long term fix but I think it could work.

Thoughts?

I hate Carey,Miami,

and any connection to Daboll. Hell, I hate Daboll.

Any reason why?

Is it just that you wish we had hired a different offensive coordinator or is there more to it than that?

I hate giving reasons why
I hate it when that happens.
I hate it when people hate things
i hate people who hate people

Who hate things…also hate lil boys who wear war paint to look cool

Hey Warpaint is the name of a Beautiful Horse sir!

BEAUTIFUL!!!

you cant wear horses?

Not a ridiculous idea, I guess. We’re in the perfect spot to draft a RT so having a veteran who can play tackle and guard wouldn’t be a bad idea.

Exactly.

He could play RT if we drafted a guard, or we could theoretically take a tackle and move him to RG and have Asamoah play LG (or vice-versa).

Yeah, but I’d rather draft a RT that high and get a FA G instead of a FA RT.

FA G? you're a terrible person.

That’s about the nicest thing I’ve been called all day.

Was that intentional?

I’m laughing way more than I should that you want a FA G instead of a FA RT.

Could we get both?

No Colbert? Odd….

Meh

I go to bed after Jon Stewarts first segment,

Get tired of Stewart. If I watch any of them it’s Craig Ferguson.

heard theres no Colbert for a couple of weeks

no explanation either

Drugs

Lots of drugs.

drugs are good
Yea...look how much they helped Whitney, Heath and Amy...
Never said crackhead status
He has to go take revenge on the man who murdered his family.

Shouldn’t take more than a couple months.

He's running for president
I guess his Mom who's 91 is dying

Or Ailing.

So has anyone heard of this Heart Attack Grill

out here in Vegas? They quad.bypass burger is 8000 calories.. About a week ago some guy got a heart attack while eating there. He lived.

The concept seems cool ( waitresses are nurses, orders are perscribtions, yada yada), but food is fatty as hell.

Fatty as hell is putting it lightly lol
they cook the fries in lard

They also put 20 slices of bacon on one of the burgers…if you weigh over 375 lbs or so, you eat free. Sounds like a fucking fat farm

My god

No wonder we’re the fattest damn nation.

Thought that was at the one in Dallas. Either way I’ve heard it’s pretty good, just not not healthy.

was it the one in dallas?

Looks like it was Vegas. Says the one in Dallas is closed now because they didn’t pay rent.

if they kept the theme

But served normal burgers, i think they would do better

My apartment is the worst apartment ever.

So the other day our toilet overflowed or leaked or something. Thankfully I wasn’t there, but apparently dirty water got all over and soaked this bathroom mat that we have.

So I ran the mat through the washer and dryer. But for whatever reason, it broke the dryer. I called the landlord today in between classes to get somebody to fix it, and he started lecturing me on the toilet. He told me that only waste and toilet paper should go in it, and if your taking such a big dump that it clogs it then you need to flush half way through doing your business.

The problem is that my roommate takes baby-sized dumps. I’m amazed that I haven’t found him on the bathroom floor in a pool of blood crying in agony. I have no idea how he does it.

oh wow hahaha

I’d still put your apartment against my house, though.

Our plumbing stopped working this summer and our landlord (a lady about 150 years old) just told us to pour some bleach down it. Yeah, OK.

So our plumbing remained fucked, obviously. At the same time, our air stopped working and it was H-O-T HOT down here this summer. Me and my roomate would seriously go to the store just to walk around in the air conditioning and take a dump all in one stop. Ha. Wow…

Sounds like my apartment in reverse.

Mine’s owned by a 100 year old man, and our heater broke in winter.

oh no heat either.

there’s actually a vent (the air was just a matter of a window unit) in the floor for heat, but there’s a gas leak. So yeah no heat.

Haha space heaters do the trick though.

i bought a samsung 58 "plasma a year ago

And its already fucking up. So called samsung and part was going to take couple weeks to get here. They offered me an exchange for the same tv except a year newer at no cost.. Now, its taking fucking forever to get here.

Samsung customer service blows..thats being nice

Yeah those TVs aren't the greatest

Sony, LG, Bravia, those are pretty good long-term tvs. But damn a 58’’? Lucky bastard!

samsung and panisonic are rated top two in plasma

So i figured what the hell… Should went with the panny.

Can’t believe NC State blew this game. Damn it.

this pic represents my feelings this offseason so far.....

cool website by the way: http://cinemagraphcollection.com/index.php

that scared me
nice

here’s Pioli telling us to trust him:

I would trust that face.
The kid is incredibly still
wheres the right hand going?
Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!
Just watched Apollo 18.

Not good. Not good at all.

yeah... the trailer made me (see image directly above)

have you seen this Iron Sky shit? WTF….

Well I ran into my 8th Grade Teacher

after all this time while I was at work. Damn that was weird.

And I had to pull an extra hour and a half and now I am beat. Plus I need a reason to use this…

Worst day ever.

Man I love seeing that.

I remember Rivers trying to say that he was saying Play

made me laugh.

Some people here argued that as well.

Just look at his lips, when we make the “P” sound as in ‘Paper’ or ‘Play’ we have to put our lips together, he never does that.

Yeah he's definitely saying day

Oh Rivers, why you have to be so funny?

You know he never curses? Hilarity ensues when you watch him mic’d up.

Did we get any confirmation on exactly what was wrong with him?

He was 27:20 for the year. That was the same amount of TD’s Cassel had last year but 13 more INT’s. I remember when he threw back to back picks against GB.

His OL was turrible, and he was dealing with injuries I believe

THen they got Gaither and started beasting.

Still didn't stop him from Choking

like he did the year before. It was simple. Win and you stay alive. He got hot against a Ravens team who was without Ray Lewis and a Jacksonville team who had no offense to speak of and half their defense on IR.

Yeah well Rivers is the most epic of chokes
Hopefully it wasn't that one who ended up getting caught with child porn.
Nope not him.

I still think he was a dumbass for that. Nope Ms. Jordan.

Funny story about that teacher, my Social Studies class beat his class in a competition about the Constitution. The final score shouldn’t have been that close because I was answering questions under my breath before anyone guessed.

I was in his social studies class O.o

Of course he was a dumb ass. Who in their right mind would try to destroy their porn by throwing it in a fish tank?

It was a jepordy type deal.

It isn’t for throwing his porn in the fish tank, it was for even having it on the schools computer.

To get Google Chrome, or to not get Google Chrome

Now that is the question

Why not?

It doesn’t hurt to have multiple browsers installed.

I just don't like Google having even more information on me then they already do

Would be my main gripe.

Or you could look at it like this

They already have it, what more harm can they do?

Very true

I’ve got Safari and Firefox, but am getting tired of them tbh.

Chrome is awesome!
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Reminds me of the movie Rubber I watched the other day.
is that Momma and/or the Fratelli Mom?
Yes I do believe so

Don’t know the movie though

All I can say about today is...

Meh

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A meh day sounds pretty good.
Meh.

Hmmm...

I am mildly cheered by these ^^

Thx Tarkus

I'm not cheered at all.

Maybe a couple more could help…

Cheers

love her pom poms
anyone hear of the new pepper

Created in new mexico? They say its hotter then the ghost pepper..went through 4 pairs of latex in the lab

My friend grows Ghost Chilis, and uses them in his Suicide Wing Sauce at his restaraunt along with a bunch of other hot stuff

They are seriously no joke, had me pooping fire after only eating two.

I hope it wasn't a truck stop bathroom

because something like that could cause the whole place to go up.

yea i seen man vs food and he hate wings with that

Cant imagine how that shit feels..

These new scorpion peppers are even hotter then the ghost..not sure what the point is

See who can light their colon and bathroom on fire first
Oh the wings were fantastic tasting

Hotter then fire, but delicious. And he double frys them for that extra crispiness, damn its making my mouth water.

The real challenge begins 12 hours later.

He’s actually got a Man vs Food challenge, eating 10 of these things in 5 minutes. Haven’t worked myself up to it yet.

I was in a freezer yesterday and it burned like hell.

If by challenge you mean that you may have to call hazmat then yes.

Cat fight!

interacial pussies
The black cat was doing so well...

Until the end. The orange cat played the rope-a-dope!

better than Reel Steel
not worth watching?
avoid like the plague
Archer is the man!

I used to watch that show

Don’t know why I stopped, it was actually pretty funny.

last I knew it's still on

Season 2 just came out on DVD in the last couple of months

such a manly drink
Lady Chief Random GIF

Haha

needed a good laugh after reading Flowers post

Sad Stuff never fun to lose a best friend

but the best way to fight sorrow is with laughter :-)

oops

Replied in the wrong spot. Still kinda new here lol

no worries about posting in wrong spot

for those still up and need some awesome: http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/235686ac80/the-25-best-ron-swanson-gifs-on-the-internet

Nice

Favorite was the burger one. Made me lol

that or the drunken dance
yes that one was funny as well
wrong spot again lol

I’m blaming it on the bottom reply box… it just calls my name!

meh

now if you were OCD.Chief, then maybe you’d be more careful :)

haha

but danger is my middle name. I don’t know the definition of this strange “careful” word :-)

UH OH... WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS?

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