What up, man?
Chris:
afeoifnobnoeajfioergnaunsefangveoijfoeriamioj, ya heard?
Bowe:
WTF did you just say?
Chris:
nmgoanhuoenfiocjaoisejginnrasefjalgjansefna, ya know?
Bowe:
I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU JUST SAID!!!!!!
Damn bruh, you ugly. You fell outta the ugly tree. Hit every branch and twig on the way down. Then your head smacked against the ugly rock. You just lucky that ugly rock had a little gold in it.
I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
“I did it mang!”
D.Bowe: “Did what?”
C. Johnson: “Hid that snicker bar wrapper under the steps in the facility!”
D. Bowe: “Frealz?”
C. Johnson: “Yeah dogg. These teeth don’t lie bruh!”
CJ" Hey, you ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill? Ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill on weed? There’s a little guy in bushes! Does he have a gun?I dont know? Red Team Go!!"
You guys want some craaack???
Yaaa waaaant it?
XtaC69Chief - February 17, 2012
It's all down hill after the contract bro.
I used to be amazing and played very hard. That hard work got me a big pay day and now I get to sit back, relax, and count my green backs.
Chiefs_40 - February 17, 2012
Then Bowe says..........
You know……..Gingivitis is the number one cause for tooth decay.
Chiefs_40 - February 17, 2012
ha...
SFLChief - February 17, 2012
Find a good dentist?
SCKSChief - February 17, 2012
wiff my choppers in this bad o' shape how could da man not pay me da big roll!
tomachop - February 17, 2012
CJ: “Hey man, after you get paid big, it doesn’t matter if you try to perform anymore!!”
kabrink - February 17, 2012
Bowe: "Larry Johnson told me the same thing"
SFLChief - February 17, 2012
Dwayne:
“Chris…I can’t understand a damn word out of your mouf”
KansasCityShuffle - February 17, 2012
Then Bowe slaps the back of CJs head and says......
spit dim marbles out…..BITCH!!!
Chiefs_40 - February 17, 2012
Dude, brush your friggin teeth.
bossmanham - February 17, 2012
Bowe:
“Plz join me later in the hotel, I swear i am not going to tell anyone about the girls”
Chiefs1987 - February 17, 2012
Yes, this is clearly a conversation regarding the imports back at the hotel
You beat me to it, so RAC’D
Nick Britt - February 17, 2012
Come to Tenneessee Bowe,
we be ridin’ dirrrrrty!
GaryfromIA - February 17, 2012
Bowe to CJ
Thanks to you I’m getting franchised!
Freezy1 - February 17, 2012
Good one...
Chiefs_40 - February 17, 2012
Bowe:
What up, man?
Chris:
afeoifnobnoeajfioergnaunsefangveoijfoeriamioj, ya heard?
Bowe:
WTF did you just say?
Chris:
nmgoanhuoenfiocjaoisejginnrasefjalgjansefna, ya know?
Bowe:
I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU JUST SAID!!!!!!
Chiefy316 - February 17, 2012
Those are actually gold teeth
Which is a very unfortunate condition. He would have been better off with just bad teeth.
Nathan4288 - February 17, 2012
It's a condition?
Maybe CJ is saying…….. I got a bad case of the “gold tooth” man
Chiefs_40 - February 17, 2012
It's an unfortunate condition caused by
having to much money and no taste.
Fozzyboyd - February 17, 2012
brush yo teef dawg
Vince D - February 17, 2012
look at these here gold teeth…that’s what happens when you get paid….coo coo coo…
kc571 - February 17, 2012
Brush yo teeth!
chiefs94 - February 17, 2012
Lose the hat.
Chris, hate to say it, but your hat makes it look like you joined the Raiders. Lose the hat, and wear an Arrowhead.
Robert Mayes - February 17, 2012
Bowe – So, did your last contract not cover dental insurance?
Robert Mayes - February 17, 2012
Here's how you do it DBowe... you hold out forever, then once you get paid... don't work as hard as you use to.
Brad-KC - February 17, 2012
And also hold out on oral hygiene.
Chiefs_40 - February 17, 2012
CJ: Look at my teefes, my golds is tight
Bowe: I think whoever hooked you up put some fake gold in cuz I see some green in there
KingChief - February 17, 2012
I literally can't comment on this without feeling like a racist.
Brsrkr - February 17, 2012
What no unfunny crack cocaine jokes for you?
HIV 2 Elway - February 17, 2012
You're judging?
That’s epic.
Chiefs_40 - February 17, 2012
Maybe I should have said "fuglyist."
Brsrkr - February 17, 2012
lol
shaytron - February 17, 2012
CJ : Maaaaaan im as high as a birrddd!
Bowe : You shoulda used that visine i gave you bru!
Football_GURU - February 17, 2012
twitch
dropped ball
IPWT2009 - February 17, 2012
D. Bowe
Damn bruh, you ugly. You fell outta the ugly tree. Hit every branch and twig on the way down. Then your head smacked against the ugly rock. You just lucky that ugly rock had a little gold in it.
Chief Willie Wildcat - February 17, 2012
Yeah, bronze teef are cool, but you probably should have gone gold.
Tomahawk29 - February 17, 2012
D. Bowe
Yo Chris, with that grill and them dreads, whachu tryin’ to be, a pimp daddy pirate?
Chief Willie Wildcat - February 17, 2012
Chin Strap Beards
Hilarious.
KeyboardGato - February 17, 2012
To Dwayne Bowe in his best Mike Tyson voice:
I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
Matt in KC - February 17, 2012
You know how BJ said a Honda is still a Honda
well your still a Mini Cooper, true your the deluxe expensive package, but JC on the other hand theres a true Murcielago
slackator - February 17, 2012
Chris whispers to Dwayne...
“I did it mang!”
D.Bowe: “Did what?”
C. Johnson: “Hid that snicker bar wrapper under the steps in the facility!”
D. Bowe: “Frealz?”
C. Johnson: “Yeah dogg. These teeth don’t lie bruh!”
GITM - February 17, 2012
"Hell yeah ya' have brocholii in yo' grill!!!"
ChiefsatWar - February 17, 2012
:CJs voice all done in Lil John tone:
Bowe: " Whos your dentist. He did fabulous work"
CJ: "WHATTT!!
Bowe:“Whos your dentist”
CJ: "WHATTT!!
Bowe: " Your fucking dentist fool"
CJ:" WHATT!!
Bowe: " you suck"
CJ:" OKAYYYY!!
TheScreenName - February 17, 2012
Winner winner chicken dinner.
rec
Chiefs_40 - February 17, 2012
Listen to me very carefully Dwayne
Guaranteed money is great, but make sure they include dental.
Sam D - February 17, 2012
CJ : Here come's the money....
Chief-blinders-on - February 17, 2012
Yo Dawg
Dont get a grill…Shit looks retarded
Rac_City29 - February 17, 2012
Yo CJ,
Our star SS majored in dentistry in college. He could prolly help you out dawg.
Tomahawk29 - February 17, 2012
He did?
TheScreenName - February 17, 2012
Hardcore fan you are
you even know what they majored in. Bravo, sir
TheScreenName - February 17, 2012
Tis the season.
Reading through some current scouting reports so I decided to relive the past and look at some of our current players college reports.
Tomahawk29 - February 17, 2012
I hear ya
interesting stuff. Seems the more I hear about Berry, the more I like him.
TheScreenName - February 17, 2012
The guy drinks Hi C by the gallon. Must not have learned much.
JComp11 - February 17, 2012 via Android app
That explains the acne
Chiefs_swagger - February 17, 2012
Does he really?
lol.
Tomahawk29 - February 17, 2012
I want DA GOLD!
ExRoyalsFan - February 17, 2012
I found waldo
TheScreenName - February 17, 2012
Gold caps in my mouf
Gold staples ’tween my cheeks
One end out the other gold be joinin’ me when I eat
Chiefs_swagger - February 17, 2012
CJ" Hey, you ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill? Ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill on weed? There’s a little guy in bushes! Does he have a gun?I dont know? Red Team Go!!"
TheScreenName - February 17, 2012
Chris Johnson
loves his marijuana…he came to one of the Bowl games high…it was embarrassing.
NCarolina_Chief - February 17, 2012
Dude! Did you lose your toothbrush?
LadyChief - February 17, 2012
Bowe
Bowe: “you know, now that you have money they can fix all that”
CJ : “Why are you pointing at my whole face”
km230015 - February 17, 2012
Slowly reciting "If You Must" into CJ's ear
KeyboardGato - February 17, 2012
Bowe: Who does a guy have to blow to get a contract around here?
CJ: Midas
Streetcleaner - February 17, 2012
Bowe: You shor do got a purdy mouth.
kcchiefdan - February 17, 2012
Hold Out Bro
You miss all the work, and still get the money when these fools cave.
dablueguy - February 18, 2012
all that pops into my head is this
Dude, keep on smilin’
cause you finally gave me an excuse for dropping all them balls, your grill blinded me
DaleHammers - February 19, 2012
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