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For those who need a good laugh this Saturday afternoon, this seems like an interesting conversation to be a part of. What in the world would Sabby Piscitelli have to say to Tim Tebow? We'd love to read your caption.

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I would like to make a confession...

Broncos sucks!

That is all.

Don't worry Tim...

I got herpes from the same girl in Jersey, I got what you need bro.

Not sure what Piscitelli is saying...

But Tebow is obviously saying “Get the fuck off me, dude”.

he is telling tblow

they both have a future in gay porn

otay timmy you can be pitcher too

but only when I say so, bitch!

If, you are Tebow,

yes, the great Tim Tebow!
Prove to me that you’re no fool,
walk across my swimming pool!
(to the tune of Jesus Christ superstar)

Piscetelli;When we going back to the shore timmy?

Idk, i can have my shirt off anywhere now?…

Tebow: man, that dude's nose-sniffing is annoying...get me away from him
Hey yo, Timmy!

You think you could introduce me to some of them hot little church bitches?

Hey Tim

You got some shit on yo lip dawg

Piss:" Hey Timmy..."

“Let me introduce you to the Gospel of Teticleese…”…

Pisscateli: Pray for me to be an elite saftey

Tebow: Even God cant help your coverage

"Come at me, bro."
Piscitelli

“whoa Tim…stop Tim…hold on a second Tim…damnit Tim! The camera is on us, bro, you don’t understand how much trim I’m going to be able to pull back in Florida if the bitches back home see me with you.”

Tebow

“it saddens me to think even Sabby Piscitelli is one of God’s children.”

Tebow

I can’t believe I suck more than you do!

"FIST PUMP!!!!

What, no fist pump?"

we both have the same talent level at QB

although I (Piscatelli) dont throw like a mentally handicapped 3 year old girl

Tim

you didnt get those flat knees from praying.

Pssst

I can throw better than you, you flaming mule!

So it is true...

you can throw just as well as I can catch.

Can you believe we both play on an NFL field on Sundays??? Me Neither!!!!!
Sabby ''TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW''

Timmy ‘’Dude.. not even the lord can help you’’

Sabby: Timmy, you may have won today, but Pioli's bringing in Manning and a right guard and tackle with the next two picks. Youre screwed

TT: The look on his face says it all.

we have a right guard

he need a left guard and right tackle.

Left guard and right tackle. Excuse me
Left guard and right tackle. Excuse me
How come Sabby looks that much bigger than Tebow?

I thought Tebow was 6’3"?

Sabby is 6’3" and looks 2"-3" taller than Tebow?

"There is no god"
Hey, if you ever wanna go out and get a little weird, let me know
"Hey Tim, I just want to thank you for making me actually look like a football player out there today."
Don't worry, that herpes sore will go away in about a week or so...
"No one is gonna practice harder than me on this team. No one will prepare harder than me on this team.

And no one will get blown up in coverage more than than me on this team. God bless!"

lean in and you can hear ....

Piscitelli: I love you man !!!
Tebow: you are not getting hug !!!

I can't even imagine what Sabby is saying here.

I always wonder though.

Like on MNF this year I just remember at one point Sabby standing there with this goofy look on his face saying some shit to Philip Rivers. I couldn’t help laughing. I just wonder what the hell that boy was talking about.

I imagine it goes something like this:

“I dare you to throw at the Piss-Man, you dont want nothing to do with my coverage skills!”

a few seconds later

“oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

lol "the Piss-Man"
Pisc is telling him

we just showed the whole world how to stop you

Tim, I got some blow out in the car man.

TEBOW God, I’m gonna Sandusky all over that kid….

Yeah that's fucking hilarious dude?

Child rape. Yeah, gives me a good belly laugh every time.

If I was half a safty, I would have killed you bro.
Shitty Piscetelli proclaims:

“Dude! Quit humpin’ me bro! I just dress pretty..”

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