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Friday Night Open Thread

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We are finally at the end of the work week and I'm ready to settle down for the night with a few friends. I hope you have an equally relaxing evening in store for you.

Make sure you give us your victory of the week in the comments, whether that's personal, professional or both. My victory of the week isn't that exciting - we've got a great Super Bowl posting plan put together for SBNation.com and other sites and that in itself is a victory.

In addition to the victory of the week, use this as your open thread for the night. What is everyone up to this evening?

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VOTW

Finding a sweet 27" flat screen TV with built-in VCR and DVD player for $25 on craigslist.

Nice find
Yep.

Great picture too. Guy said his wife wanted to get rid of TV in their home, and he is going to have to watch the SB at a friend’s house. Poor guy, he’s a Giants fan too.

VOTW

When Peyton first heard he had an opportunity to compete for the starting role in KC.

Caption this.

Madonna: You want a picture with me you'll earn it.

(grabs Drew’s ass)

Costas: Act like you didn’t see it Bob

That's the best one yet!
ISWYDT
? What ?
He saw what I did there.
I see what you did there
Madonna: Do you guys want to see what Im wearing for the halftime show?

Costas: (This is a dream come true!)

Drew: Nope saw it in the 80s when your skin didnt look like a Turkey neck and your tits werent below your knees

Ouch!

Hahaha!

That look on Bob's face...

what did he see??

costas: who has the bigger biceps?
VOTW

One week closer to the draft.

IOW

One week closer to the end of 2012 mock drafts. Woohoo!

One week closer to the start of the 2013 mock drafts!

Woohoo!!

VOTW

I actually have two days off this week, first time in over 2 months of only 5 days working. Extra sleep will and video games will be involved of course.

still snowing here, nate ... this little system is moving so slowly, we're looking at over a foot by tomorrow AM

on the plus side, no need to water the lawn :-)

We're supposed to get anywhere from 4-12 inches from this "little" system.

Stay safe and warm out there amigo

also on the plus side, Austin is receiving rain tonight, attributed to the snow system over Denver
I hope you don't clone for a living.

I've had insomnia this week.......

and I didn’t see any sheep

That's a victory I can get behind
VOTW: Living to see the ripe, young age of 22.

My birthday was Tuesday!

Many, many more 739!
Wow.

That would make him 761.

That's the many more I'm talkin bout!

That would be special

Happy belated Birthday
My VOTW

my restoration project has only surface rust. I busted every knuckle I have and finally have the front end off. Now it is time for relaxation, many women and plenty of ice cold adult beverage.

VOTW

My new underwear line “Delocated” rolled out this week. The ad campaign of just me in a ski mask and tighty whiteys has been a hit.

First I've heard of it.
Thank god for Ad Block
First I've heard of it.
Why are you humping a bear in your ad campaign?
VOTW

Delocated” ad gone, I can finally read AP at work again.

Non VOTW

Got a 100$ raise- uncle Sam took $40 of it..

uncle Sam Scam.

FIFY

Pays the bills..

Don’t join the Army to get rich.. But jumping tax brackets is a kick in the junk

VOTW: it's Friday and I hate a date!!!

At the local watering hole with SeƱorita Boulevard Wheat!

No chocolate ale?!?!?

Have a Boulevard BBQ (bourbon barrel-aged quad) for me. I wish Boulevard had distribution out in Cali. Oh well, I’ll be heading to a local brewpub and drinking all their RIS tonight.

Fuck the chocolate ale

Shit is so overhyped

Lol, I ask because I heard that shit's going for unbelievable money out in KC right now.

Personally, I’m a belgian style fan and a stout fan, so I’ll take a long strange trippel or the BBQ. I haven’t yet tried their Imperial Stout though. Next time I make it east of Nevada I will though.

Meh- beer here is a variat of water or piss...

German beers have stolen my taste buds… Oh Heifewiessen where out thou?!? ::: cries in emotional pain::::

Not that close to KC to get that type of boulevard ...

All they have is wheat on tap

Anyone notice our boy Skitzo is back?

I predict another epic thread in the future.

I'm on it ... been keeping an eye on it all day
I was wondering if you caught on

ive already noticed a comment deleted from it

I thought hippies were against censorship.
Its only ok to censor it if you disagree with it.

Things you agree with, though…now THATS protected speech.

Cool.

Got it.

which fanpost?
MagnumWrapperCommittee

Dudes a beast!

Leave Skitzo alone!

Justin beiber at night!!
Hawaii Dog-O!

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet
VOTW

level 75 in skyrim!

My VOTW last week was glitching myself into a bow that could one shot elder dragons, mammoths, or giants.

Made my potion of fortify smithing get all the way to fortify smithing 500,000%, so I have a deadric bow that is literally the functional equivalent of a gamma ray burst.

PC I take it.

My daedric bow, Belthronding (yes, I name my equipment) has a maxed out attack at 287 plus fire, shock, and magica dmg. I am pretty proud of it. With Daedric arrows, it only takes a couple to take down an elder dragon.

VOTW.....tonight's triple date at OG (aka The Olive Garden) with my boy Wilmer Pena

Shitty restaraunt but this is going to be a scene

Epic nights always start off as a piss poor idea

Or establishment …

VOTW 2.....started working on a new catalog for work

Shit is going to be dope, finally getting some creative leeway

VOTW

That I had female company when I went to see “The Grey” because it was fuckin terrible.

ha!

why suffer alone, right?

Hands down the worst executed story/writing ever.

Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure was more realistic.

Thanks for the tip.

I owe you $12.

I just posted a review of that on for a friends website...gave it 0/5
hahaha

imagine if you didn’t like the guy

www.nickelreviews.com

half decent website for a best friend of mine…used to get free tickets to games from the WR coach

Ironic

I plan on starting an adult film actress review site called dimereviews.com

is that because you only watch 10 minutes of the film before becoming "disinterested" ?
Is that what M&M were on about?

They were talking about a movie that they both thought really sucked, but I never caught what movie they were talking about.

Consider it advance punishment to her for the chick flick you'll get dragged to at some point.
Only one more installment of that sparkly vampire shit left!
Maybe the Vampire Woman of Brazil likes it
This chick?

Not sure whats worse

THAT or the Delocated Ad

Do I need to post it another 1,000 times?
No. I think Im good.
I started looking at that from the bottom.

So my first thought was “Besides the tattoos, not bad. I’d do her.” Then I look up and rapidly changed my mind.

Our college motto was

“In the dark and from behind, they are all the same.” I think it would apply here.

I hope they didn't use the same motto during the fraternity hazing...
Wouldnt know.

Wasnt stupid enough to join one. Especially in a college that was 80% male.

Hmmm....

your college was 80% male, and your motto was "In the dark and from behind, they are all the same." Either of those facts alone are ok, the knowledge of both facts is slightly er, different. haha. jk

Was there for the education.

Not the scenery. A choice i regret a bit.

I hear she drinks blood
That's not so bad.

VOTW

Got a call from the place I want to work most. I’m not too familiar with the job interview process, but I figure the fact that they called the day after I applied is a good sign.

most excellent! fingers n toes crossed for ya!

and eyes, too

Be careful

Or your eyes will get stuck like that. Then you’ll get a check for that for the rest of your life…

ooooooooooh best keep it to fingers n toes, huh
depends on how you feel about getting a check for the rest of your life...unearned.
And 10 prevent for his manager
We laid off 50 instructors this week and immediately had to start cancelling classes

because we have no one left to teach them. One full class prett ymuch covers an instructor’s yearly salary. How stupid is that?

Sweet

best of luck to you. I’ll be putting some apps in for a few places I’m looking at this weekend. I’m already gainfully employed, but I needs me something more.

Same here

Actually considering an Anchorage job…but Houston and OKC are also on the possibility chart.

Or Denver.
Boo
But then I could hang out with fine upstanding men like ups

wait…nevermind.

Actually

once you can put aside the whole Broncos thing, Denver is a pretty cool city. (although way too dry of a climate for me). A lot of sunshine, people are generally friendly (especially compared to my native L.A.), and an amazing craft beer scene (I am a beer snob).

I am also a beer snob.

I have been to Denver and would enjoy living there. Like you said…aside from the Ups Bronco thing, it would be pretty cool

I would relish living by Ups

I would be the Dennis the Menace to his Mr. Wilson.

I would be the Thomas Jefferson to his Woodrow Wilson.

Hilarity would ensue.

You'd be more Jefferson the thinker, writer, and philosopher than Jefferson the POTUS I hope

His record as an executive was disappointing considering his contributions as a philosopher and writer.

Probably.

I was going to mention Calvin Coolidge but I doubt many people would understand how great a POTUS he was.

You either love or hate Coolidge's approach.
Funny Silent Cal story

A woman went up to him at a white house dinner once and told him “I made a bet with my friend over there that I could get you to say at least three words tonight.” He turned to her and said “you lose.” He didn’t say another thing the rest of the night.

Also worth noting that he was the last president who actually retired money from the national debt instead of growing it.

And didnt try for a second term

because he accomplished all his goals in the first. He got us out of a recession worse than the great depression in 4 years when it took a world war for the progressives to do it!

Well, except it wasn't worse than the great depression

Otherwise it would be known as the great depression.

the market drop and conditions were worse than those that started the great depression

but rather putting in policies that elongated the crisis, he put in policies that shortened it and brought about a recovery

and who was the next president........

hoover

And if only Hoover had heeded the advice of his Sec. of Treasury Andrew Mellon

there likely never would’ve been a great depression.

a progressive

he started the bad policies, FDR accelerated them…kinda like how GW, a progressive, started the bad policies of our current recession and BHO has accelerated them.

GW, as in Bush, a progressive?

Surely you’re joking. And Hoover opposed the new deal, with the country starting to recover after FDR took office.

Yes, Bush was a progressive

Patriot Act, Bailouts…“To save the free market by bypassing the free market”….yea, thats progressivism not conservatism. The country didnt recover after FDR took office, it continued to go downhill until the Nazis took over the Weimar republic and forced the world to start preparing for war. Even then it took the destruction of the majority of the industrial world economies to bring us out of it.

The Patriot act and Bailouts are not progressive.

Just because you disagree with them doesn’t make them progressive. They certainly aren’t conservative either, they are just stupid.

The country did recover before WW2, it recovered quite a bit. Check out these graphs, and keep in mind that FDR came into office in 1933, and Pearl Harbor was in December of 1941. There was a clear recovery between those two events.

Certainly, the fact that we were the only world power to not get bombed was a significant contributor to our economic prosperity after that, but it was not the only reason we recovered from the great depression.

Unemployment remained above 15% and you call that recovery??

Search and seizure without just cause and redistribution of wealth are certainly both progressive policies…ones both WW and FDR advocated and tried to implement (FDR did with SS, price controls, and other parts of the new deal).

Since when has warrantless search been progressive?

I’m not aware of FDR ever proposing warrantless searches. Bush and Obama have both pushed for it, and bills were passed with bipartisan support that increased those powers. It simply isn’t a conservative or progressive issue, although most people who opposed it

As for “redistribution of wealth”, progressives certainly support policies that benefit the poor and middle class at the expense of the rich, but the bailouts were the reverse. The very wealthy banks got free money from taxpayers. Again, neither a conservative nor progressive issue (since it is government spending, which conservatives are supposedly opposed to).

Considering that it was above 20%, dropping down to 15% is not that bad, and it was clearly trending downwards by the time the US got involved in WW2.

Well

$400 billion dollar Medicare part D expansion (cost analysis over 10 year budget window, significantly worse when viewed over longer term)? check.
$170 billion fiscal stimulus program? check.

Those are just a handful of progressive policies.

That stimulus was mainly tax cuts.

But Medicare part D is is far outweighed by the huge number of conservative policies he pushed through.

I do agree Obama is continuing some of Bush's bad policies.

The tax cuts for the rich are absurd, yet we still have them after 3 years of Obama. Not to mention the lack of real regulations on the banks to prevent another economic disaster.

Financial sector is the most heavily regulated sector of the economy other than healthcare.
It was regulations on the banks that started the housing crisis!

Clinton and Barney Frank passed an act that FORCED banks to lower their lending standards…essentially making loans to people who could never afford to pay them back. Then to hedge those mortgages, they packaged them and sold them back to other banks or the government. When those people who couldnt afford a mortgage on their McMansion eventually defaulted, then the housing sector began to collapse.

The system didn't collapse because of regulation.

The entire reason we had to bail out the banks was because they over leveraged themselves and, had they collapsed, millions of people would have lost their savings.

So during the financial reform debate, there was a proposal to make it illegal for banks to gamble like that if people had accounts there. That way, if a company gambled and went broke, nobody would lose their savings. That idea was shot down.

As it should have been shot down

The federal government has no place telling a private industry how to manage its risks. People are too trustworthy of banks as it is. Banks have a right to go bankrupt and the people who happened to lose in them, well, thats too bad. Hopefully they will turn to charity to dig them out of their hole and make better financial decisions the next time. Choosing an appropriate person/group/business to hold on to your money should be taken more seriously. If people we more serious about it, then we would have a more intelligent populous…perhaps one where Jersey Shore and Teen Mom are not shows to be celebrated.

Asking a bit much, there
If people we more serious about it, then we would have a more intelligent populous…

Perhaps you need to educate the masses.

Why would it fall to me?

Shouldn’t they be responsible enough to educate themselves? I will help where I can, but it should be their responsibility for their own education. Just as I was responsible for mine.

Not everybody has the time or resources to do that.

Can you imagine a poor single mother taking a couple hours between her two jobs making sure the bank she’s using isn’t doing anything bad?

If here savings are important enough to her to work those two jobs

then she will make the time to do a little research on the lending habits of her bank before she opens an account. When you deposit money into a bank, dont you like to know where it goes and how it gets there?

The problem is that you can say that about anything.

The government shouldn’t regulate food, people should just research which brands are safe.

The government shouldn’t have safety standards in cars or planes, people should just research which companies don’t have many crashes.

Eventually, you get to the point where we’re all spending our time researching everything we buy to make sure it’s safe and works. It’s more effective to just have the government do it so we can concentrate on living our lives without worrying that we’re getting screwed over by the companies we buy stuff from.

Its not wise for companies to screw over their customers

once the consumers find out they will go out of business. That is the free market at work. The government can’t do anything right to begin with, even regulate. How many people have died from food poisoning? Plane crashes? Defective cars (including the ones MADE by the government)? etc. Government regulations are full of waste and do more harm than good. The solution is not more government, its a more responsible population.

Very few people die from those causes.

The point remains, the amount of time it would take for a person to research every buying decision they make would far outweigh the negatives of regulations.

Not true.

How many people have died of malaria since DDT was wrongfully banned? How many people have died waiting on FDA approval on drugs (approx 4.7 million over the past 40 years)

http://www.lewrockwell.com/block/block68.html

Not to mention the overbearing cost of these regulations on economic development and innovation.

About 6 people die per year in the US from malaria.

And most of those are from people who caught it outside the US.

The FDA is far more complicated. You have to find the right balance between making sure medicine is safe and effective without it being too much. The problem with life saving medicines is that people in that situation are desperate, so it is easy to scam them into buying something that doesn’t work, oftentimes causing them to refuse treatment that does work.

How many across the world?

It was nearly wiped out until DDT was banned. Millions have died since then from a disease we could have eradicated. Again, companies are going to test their drugs and doctors are going to research them and recommend them to appropriate patients, if they dont, then the drug companies will lose business if the public finds out their drugs are killing people. Leave it to the free market, an unbiased media, and a semi educated public and you dont need wasteful government regulations.

cigars, I gotta admit ... you were right in your self-evaluation this afternoon

you’re somewhere to the right of Jupiter … oh, I’d love to sit down and share a drink with you … and set your mind straight, clear your mind of all these evil misconceptions that you so dearly hold onto

someday, my friend :-)

and yet they mostly do nowadays

Customer service appears to be a thing of the past. Cell phone companies are a good example of this. I’m all for regulation. If we’d actually had regulation, a lot of the toxic assets meltdown wouldn’t have happened. There are some great documentaries about this. There was one regulator in particular who was screaming about the derivatives market but the free marketeers such as Greenspan shot her down and actually destroyed her position in the government. The free market religion has done more damage to this country than anything else I can think of in my lifetime.

I'd be the neighbor that brought the bong over in exchange for letting me listen to his records.

…YES.. he listens to records. I’m sure of it. None of that newfangled technology.

Maybe i could teach him how to lay Bass and we could jam.

hows the new hire doing these days

NB Trippel is awesome

VOTW

I aint got a muthafukn thing

Between dodging layoffs and trying hopelessly to deal with that woman that bore my child… My victory will be, quite rapidly, making my way towards the bottom of this bottle. Inebriation can’t come soon enough.

Ahhhh

Inebriation :)

"You'll drive drunker than Oksana Baiuuuul"
My VOTW

Still employed
Still alive
Still healthy
Still very blessed

Some things I could complain about but im not.

Being happy in life is all about your perspective. You can put a positive spin on anything. Yeah I get down and its ok to vent but always remember that any problem can be an opportunity if you look at it right.

Perspective is a wonderful thing.

I'd rather drink my problems away. Thanks.
+12
And the beer gut!!
+24

Full case of the good stuffs

+750ml

the stuff I drink, one 750ml caged and corked will put you in a good place. mmmmm…. high ABV viscous black mud of a stout. mmmmmm

Thanks for reminding me.

I have 750 ml of a chocolate coffee oatmeal breakfast stout to try tonight.

10ml per skyrim level achieved

enjoy that good sir. I’ll throw back a few russian lullabies at the local brewpub and maybe a weizenbock in solidarity.

Just got pickpocket up to 100!!

Woohoo!

oarmeal stout!!!
I guess it's ok for old people to have that at breakfast

Seeing as how they always have oatmeal

That sounds good

Who is the brewer?

I call BS on that

Try that attitude after you’ve been unemployed for six months or more. This country has gone down the shitter pretty damn fast but we only have ourselves to blame.

Just came off of a 4 month layoff

So I have been there..

Defeat of the week

The fiance is making me watch Becoming Jane right now. My only saving grace is AP mobile.

Is that something to do with a sex change operation?
No but a movie about that might be more entertaining.
Have someone call you.

And, it sure does suck, but it’s a “very important call about business” that you absolutely have to take.

She is far to clever about that stuff.

Im stuck here until it’s over. If i dont make it out alive remember me fellas.

Hhaahahaha

Quote of the night

I had better get laid after this.
Don't look at me.
Ya really

Was he asking me?

It might be a good time to leave the room.

Quietly.

Way ahead of you.

Make sure when you leave you back out the door.

You don't need to worry

She realizes the torture she put me through and i will be compensated appropriately.

So you're saying I should marry a dumb girl?
VOTW

Finally got the tablet that I wanted……

which one?
Prilosec?

;)

Maybe this one.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That's what I call hard-hearted.
that needs to be green
Sony Tablet S 32gb
VOTW, made it to the gym 2x this week, tonight's agenda, hitting up west 6th St.in Austin

could use a few pepsi’s after this week

Now that! Sounds like fun!
Could use a few pepsi's?

Who the eff relaxes with pepsi’s? And what the eff is a buttload of sugar going to do for your mentality?

And BTW, people in Texas drink Dr. Pepper.

My VOTW

Mizzou getting the Rivals #1 recruit D.G.B.

Good times.

Mizzou fans are lucky that they support one of the few schools that’s been good at both football and basketball the last couple of years.

At least they'll still have basketball ;)
LOL

Mizzou will be one of the top schools in the east

Advisories continuously disapprove

Whats with William Williamson's of ESPN AFCW blogging, mancrush on the Raiders new coach?

Like 5 posts this week about how good he’s going to be.

Excellent

Overhyped will only lead to greater disappointment for trader nation

VOTW - have not missed a class period yet....

Being three weeks into the semester, this is a personnel best.

VOTW

DHS First Source II – Extended!

I’ll toast to that!

Anglais S'il vous plais?

been slaving for weeks over this

Ohhhh very nice.

Congrats.

just enough of a breather to get rip roaring tonight :)
VOTW

We are having the nicest winter I can ever remember. Has been hovering around 30 lately, and we only had one week of -40.

Same here

Best canadian winter ever. Farmers are gonna be pissed.

where are you
Edmonton for now.

Medical coverage > $6000 treatments every 6 weeks in the US

You might have to wait a little to get treatment, but at least you know you can get it.
Ya it took a year to clear.

I have an address here and there and sorta make money in both places so I’m only 1/2 abusing the system.

Been back here over a year though

A year too long but meh. It beats travelling back and forth until this medical crap gets sorted out.

Did your work take you there, or are you a home grown Canadian
Canadian born, american schooled, american better half

I’ve held onto work in both places and thank goodness I did.

You, Craig and I should plan a Canadian invasion of Arrowhead some day.

That would be a blast.

Yea would be easy if you're in Regina

I’ve done the drive alot and its not so bad. 23 hours, 2545 KM, from here, with limited breaks and a clean border cross. I usually do it all at once.

I am actually in Estevan, right against the border in the east corner, probably could make it to Arrowhead in 13 to 14 hours from here.
Ya thats the crossing i use.

That back highway in SD is iffy in Spring and Winter but good in the fall.But ya we should really have a pilgrimage to Arrowhead sometime.

In or near Regina.
foot of snow here in Denver today

do feel free to come get as much as you’d like

Second warmest winter on record here in USA
Victory

Just drove up to Clinton and back in this torrential rain to get my daughter. Made it back in one piece despite several attempts by other drivers to cause an accident.

Made it through the work week too. It was looking early on that we’d have to run this weekend, but we got enough done to stay home.

ya'll must have lives

because you’re boring tonight

Oh, believe me, I have no life.

I’m just an incredibly boring person.

Hey hey!

A pulse!

how’s school?

I'm graduating in May.

It will be the greatest day of my life. I’m so sick of school and living in St. Louis. It’s to the point that I think I’d be happier working as a janitor than going to school for another year.

Carl the Janitor? ;-)

I’m more convinced now in my old age that it doesn’t so much matterr WHAT you do as long as what you do makes you happy … happy while doing it

ie, it’s not the money it;s the feeling you get

I've got to try that once before I die.
as long as what you do makes you happy … happy while doing it
Fingers crossed

and grats in advance! Grad school yes?

Nope.

Decided I’ve had enough of school. I’m going to go straight into the workforce. It’s not the best job market to go into, but my field has relatively low unemployment. Besides, I can live on a low budget, so I can take a terrible job in the short term even if I can’t find a good one.

Well good luck

pullin’ for you ;)

Thanks.

Hopefully you’ll get further updates in a VOTW.

looking forward to seeing how you break out of ol' St. Louie
I hate St. Louis so much.

The Science Center down here was at the career fair I went to, and it looked like a place I would really love to work. Yet I would only take the job as a last resort, since it would mean living in St. Louis. If I had to choose between making 50k in KC or 75k in St. Louis, I’d take the 50k without even having to think about it.

oh hell yeah

never liked St Louis …

KC is so much better in a million facets, not even close

Yep, I'd take a $20,000 cut to be back in KC.

Oklahomans love to tell each other how friendly they are while they stab you in the back. (Generalizations are always wrong but that’s how I feel.)

I hear you

there’s much to be said for making lifestyle choices like that. I did and I’m damn glad I did. Do what’s best for you for sure.

and YOU, Mr Buck

(grumblegrowl)

trying to AVOID a repeat of last week elsewhere, you ain’t helping matters … homie (sheeeeeeeesh, you guys can’t let ia dead dog die)

Does this mean I'm gonna get a warning now?

I missed most of the last one. And as I recall, before you were the heffe, you were an advocate. ;) You could always let it go for a bit before nixing it.

Angelic smile

oh no ... not a chance

much as I might love to I now have to pretend to be all growed up n stuffs

boooo!

grown ups < ups

But we still love you anyways

no no ... I'm boring

(waits for 87 others to agree)

you're not boring Ups

you’re the life of the party. Tell us a story. :)

If we're going to have a "Who's the most boring person" contest, it won't even be fair.

Might as well quit now before I embarrass you. Or embarrass myself, depending on how you want to view it.

Boring > Cassel
Haha!

Agreed

VOTW for Cassel: Rousting neighbors from burning home.
yup, and major props to him for that
Maybe if I wasn't so boring I'd have a life.
first sensible thing you've said all day
Tarkus, I have to ask

only because I’ve been in a place lately at work where I can have AP open all day… How the hell is it that you’re able to comment around the clock the way you do? It’s highly impressive. I get it for Ups since he’s now the big cheese around these parts. How do you do it?

big cheese and jobless and nothing better to do
At least 2/3 of that is true.
yup

wasn’t that a Meatloaf song?

For any alcoholics

Or consumers of fine alcoholic beverages that are still here, what’s the tastiest liquor I should try tonight?

peach snapps
really Buck'O

Peach? I’m way beyond a fuzzy navel.

Haaaaahahahaha!

I was wondering if anyone was gonna see that! Thanks for makin’ me gag on my scotch! Haaaahahaha!

Oban for anyone interested in fine spirits this evening. Hahahaha. That was good HRG!

waste of perfectly good Scotch if you ask me

which you didn’t so it’s all good :-)

Thanks gentlemen

Because of your recomendations (save the peach schnopps) I’m drunk more than the law should allow

most excellent

and typing pretty well, too … very impressive

Thanks ups

And enjoy your oatmeal at about 530 in the morning ;)

Every once in a while I randomly think about how weird it is to be a Physics major.

Today in my Environmental Physics class the professor joked that the del operator is just a triangle if you try to explain this stuff to your parents. But it got me thinking, the del operator is so complex that you have to know calculus to even know what it is, yet when somebody uses it I don’t even hesitate. My math abilities are so far beyond an average person’s that it would take years of studying for them to even understand how complicated the stuff we’re doing is.

and that's a way cool talent and ability to have
I'm not so sure it's "cool"

But, as my professor also said, the more people who can’t do math, the more money I make for doing math.

Oh, MATH...

Damn, and here I thought my professor was saying METH. Sure wish I’d have paid better attention.

A guy I know was telling me about this asian girl who pronounced "math" as "meth"

So they would ask her “So, you do meth a lot?” and she’d say “Yeah, all the time”. Or they’d ask “How long have you been doing meth” and she’d say “For many years”.

What's this "math" you speak of?
if we told you then might put 1 and 1 together and figure out that only like you for your money
Well I have please you since you carry the banstick now.

No homo.

so

you must be a lisbeth salander fan

for a second that looked like"salamander"
There's people who are not?
VOTW Getting good seats to the Tom Petty concert in Witchita in April
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
I'm smoking "Pey-ote"

we’re gonna sign Manning AND trade up in the draft for RGIII.

Wow

I’ll have some of what you’re having please

whatever it is, must be some STRONG stuff
I'll say

just read that one more time!

maybe I shoulda said Pey-Pey-ote
Votw, so high I forgot to smoke a bowl

Its been a good week.

And let me define good week

1) teenager not in trouble
2) wife lookin hot
3) no drama at work
4) football on Sunday
5) cold beer in fridge

Now really, can a man ask for more than that?

you could ask, but not likely to get it

probably best to take it and not push your luck

No pushing here

Im having cheesy country song kind of night. Praise Jeebus. :)

high on life ... best way :-)
Yep, or on whatever you wish that causes no harm

Its all gravy baby.

high on gravy ... I like it!
Got approved for my transfer

New location + new promotion ohhhh yeah. At least for the next few months, until I make the dramatic move to Tennessee.

Cali to Tenn?

I hope you got your lucky “culture shock” underware on.

And are prepared to be “that new young fellar” for 35 years. ;)

Congrats

I'm terrified but it's something I'm excited for

My mom got a job out there. Pretty much leaving everything behind and going for it. Any advice?

Use two ply toilet paper
Find a good moonshine connection

Bring your girlfriend along?

Yeah she's coming...for now anyways

Well see.

If that girl
If that girl moves from Cali to Tenn for
If that girl moves for
Damn you iPhone

If a woman comes from Cali to tenn and you love her, it’s time to start thinking of rings.

I’m just sayin

culture shock underwear ... oh, I get it

Relocated ;-)

corn-gratumacations!!!
Watching TMZ against my own will

And Dwwayne Bowe was on it. No one had a clue who he was. “Dwayne Rowe?”

clueless people ... we're surrounded, Gen ... more than you know, man ... more than you know
hey all mighty APers

Just put up my first post please check it out, feed back is important to me

will do, saw it and meant to check it but got sidetracked ... props and welcome!
he says in a reply to the big bad boss

Grats allhailhali! On my way now.

Thanks

been reading on here a long time, dont comment much but i live in new mexico and unless i want to talk any other afc west team, net is my only outlet

Where in New Mexico?

I’m in Albuquerque..

Farmington

just got back home from Albq around 5, bought a bunch of chiefs cards and a mini helmet @ cottonwood mall today

My house is 5 minutes from Cottonwood..

Farmington, huh – a Scorpion?
I know of a crazy Chiefs fan in the ‘4-corners’ area with the initials of D.B.

Good first post

Definitely a different look on the situation with McCoy. Only construc tive feedback I would give is to ditch the “which he wont” from the title though.

Ouch!

DBowe! Not quite the household name yet are we?

STOP DROPPING BALLS MAN!

Brian Daboll

hmmm?

something solid?

twitter makes my brain hurt

I can’t figure out if I’m missing something

Its not bad, its great for sports news

Schefter just announced Daboll to KC

Ugh.

shoulda seen it coming
Yeah but still

Over Saunders? Really?

BOOOOOOOO!

Come on!

Gimme AL!

BOOOOOO!

Ugh
This thoroughly bums me out
Me too

Worst candidate of the three we interviewed if you ask me.

worse than Zorn?
Yes

I would have liked Zorn better.

please don't ask me to quantify that statement
Ill take a guy who's unproven then a guy who consistently has had offenses in the 20s or worse
ha, good point
absolutely

what the hell!?!?!

but are you that surprised?

he was OC under Crennel in Cleveland

BB has bad blood with him IIRC

That’s surprising given how Pioli and BB are.

you mean ... Little Scotty is finally growing up?
Guess so

Still surprising.

That worked so well

Sarcasm font

No joke

I’m pretty upset. I really think Saunders could’ve worked wonders with our offense.

Thats not even worth front paging

What shitty gnus.

How I feel as of 2.5 mins ago

tell us how you REALLY feel
Fucking Idiots

Im tired of mediocrity being what we strive for in KC. A chance to align a powerhouse staff and you wait forever to pick the shittiest candidate. Fuck You for getting my hopes up again.

Remember when we assembled RC and Weis to run out defense/offense?

And then we won 10 games, the AFC West championship, and sent a few players to the probowl?

They leave and what happens? Less than mediocrity. Not a fan of this Pioli, not a fan at all.

we still have Crennel

and Pioli! (oh joy)

Crennel was the best option

Am loves him. He just should have had someone else educate him on making an offense go instead of having one not go

I hope we get the Daboll from the last 8 games of the year in Miami

And not the Dabhole from the rest of his career.

Well this WAS a good night

maaaan

I gnu I shouldve logged out and gone to bed
but you wouldn't have been able to sleep

then you’d be up for hours counting antelope

Stupid Hire

Pioli needs to get over the Patriots tree and hire the best man. This guys track record does not show success as an O-Cord. Now we are gonna trust him to fix the offense, and be successful with Cassel as the QB. Stupid hire, Saunders to me was the best guy interviewed, and Zorn probably should have been given a shot over Daboll. Pioli frustrates me yet again.

just wait

he won’t sign Manning either…OR trade up in the draft.

Isn't it Romeo's hire?
It is

and it’s part of the reason why his HC record is less than stellar.

This is a helluva buzzkill.

At least I won't get my hopes up about a killer offense and winning season
same

and if the planets were to align, no way Pey-Pey comes to town with this kind of a hire. Gawd!

Should have not let him choose his own staff then

This guy is a proven average at best

Shouldn't have named him HC if he didn't trust him to hire his staff.
This is the first move that solidifies the thinking of:

Fantastic DC
Meh HC

We’ll see how the rest of the offseason goes….

This might be his undoing
This hire pisses me off

I hope Daboll can prove me wrong but compared to who else was interested, he has a crap resume. Anything is better than Old Man Winter sleeping on the job but come ON.

dude haley called the plays old man winter was over ruled by haley
Daboll

figured out how to get something going in the second half of the year in using R Bush and a horrible QB , once the defense started clicking. Coming into a similar but better situation here methinks

He ain't gonna be Frank Haith

Come from Miami to Missouri and light shit up

Nooooo!!!

This blows dead dogs!

Dabhole+Casshole
Oh my GOD!

Say it isn’t so!

Imma puke

How many seaso tickets will now be cancelled

Dumbasses

P(_)UR%:IKLJFDSFS:FJKS:

UGH Al Saunders just made SO MUCH SENSE to me. The only logical explanation is that something happened and the Raiders are going to keep him on staff so KC went with Daboll. If they chose Daboll over a willing Saunders this organization is beyond retarded.

Short bus shuttle to arrowhead drive
well ...

1) we don’t know if the Raiders did or did not block it
2) we don’t know if he was asked
3) we don’t know if he would have accepted if he HAD been asked

and we never will at this point

sadly

we won’t

STOP THE LOGIC

LET ME WALLOW IN MY SORROW. At least my glass of Makers is making me happy.

warm oatmeal is better than sorrow

cleaner than mud, and edible, too

The last time I felt this way was when we hired Herm.

I thought…wtf are we doing hiring a “meh” coach from a team who doesnt want him around in the first place? Luckily all this guy can do is ruin the offense…oh wait thats been done already.

I think this hire sucks

In 3years we will be repeating the coaching carousel. Patriots way pfft more like the raiders

If "down the field" means a 3 yard bomb

Behind the wr. Then I’d say yes

Where's the kool-aid man when you need him?
wait...

this might send him over the cliff

Offense can't get much worse then it was this year

But I was hoping for it to get better then this. Why the hell did it take so damn long to hire this shmuck?

Good question. Not like Miami was deep in the playoffs.....
Hopefully this is all just a Rick roll
McCoy 2 KC next

just you wait and see, i just asked my magic 8 ball…. and the bottom of a shot glass

My magic 8 ball says theres enough Brown connections on this team
brady quinn
Quinn?

where has he even been lately?

lost behind the crooked cross

in denver

holy tebow

thats right i forgot, tebows playing priest and quinn is playing altar boy and getting ruined….

I knew it

Daboll knows the Patriots way. Not gonna be a guy that ask questions or says no.

Pioli is trying to create an extension of the Patriots instead of building an original team for us fans.

The Pats worked because of Brady and Belichick….thats it!! Not Pioli not Crennel and not Weis.

Waiting this long for Daboll?!?!?! I swear….I knew this would be a BIG let down!

Crennel and Pioli need to go back to New England so they can suckle back up to Belichicks nipples….apparently they were never weaned off!

lol

I think the mental image might scar me for life

Maybe Schefter will reneg
He better get busy
Tebow must have done this to us
so much for VOTW

we just joined the fail of the month club with this one

Pitchfork? Check. Torch? Check. Anger? Check.

Which way to Pioli’s?

Crennel picking the same people for his staff

Is just like us marching Cassel out there at qb. They continue to do the same thing that didn’t really work all that well but expect a different result for some reason

"Is just like us marching Cassel out there at qb."

Wait for it, wait for it….

but... but... but...

in 2010 he led us to the playoff and went to the pro bowl. He can be goooooooooood!

(said in high pitched whiney nasally voice)

In nick wrights contradictory voice

He was in the playoffs and went to the pro bowl, right

How does Pioli not see

That we went to the playoffs using one of the weakest schedules, and Cassel lucked into the pro bowl cause some of the real qb’s backed out. Were gonna be searching for a whole new regime within three years, GM, HC, the whole 9 yards. Worst part of that is that this nice core we have wont stay young forever!!!!!

FBSOTW

Dabhole being hired by Pee-Hole-ee just so they can stick us with another year of Casshole.

maybe ... we get Henne! (I'm so EXCITED!)
I like how they announce it in the middle of the night.

Try to sneak it by us.

Right before mu ku dominates the KC news
feels like we got the harry reid/ nancy pilosi/obama care treatment on this one doesn't it?
yeah we need to pass the bill first then find out whats in it
feels more like the "Saddam has WMD & they are aimed at us" treatment to me
yeap just like when the colts left baltimore
What other GM candidates are out there?

After this year we might need to holler at the Clark’s and see what we can do about this mess

I'm available
I have an Etch A Sketch!

lemme draw up a play …

You're my first hire.

To replace one of the other grumpy old bastards that does whatever it is that Pioli lets them do. Photocopy?

Ohhhh

You can be my official room bugger.

65 toss power trap
3 Words!

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT???

Phonetically

I see what you did there

yes

and I concur

so what does this mean?

will we not draft some massive O-line beast? Will we stick with these smallish ZB linemen and try to keep this same stupid ass system going?

Same stupid system.

New monkey to run it. Makes me think even more that theyre going with Cassel and that this other bs about competition is just lip service.

No no no we are having more competition

Ready to buy tickets now?

If you were really thinking there could be a new QB then there would be no need to try to keep the same bogus offensive system in place.
means holding #67 is back

10 yard penalty 3rd down

How is this the answer to the Crennel stating he wants a guy who can come in and handle the entire offense because he'll be too busy.

If Daboll is the answer then you are asking the wrong question.

Now they'll have to franchise Bowe to keep him here
Okay! To brighten the mood while the Daboll news sinks in...

The day has arrived! I will be paying CLOSE attention to the Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductees announcement! I am pulling SO much for THREE guys! Former Kansas City Chiefs players Will Shields and Willie Roaf are two of the three. It ALWAYS looks good to see Canton with a little more RED! I am also pulling hard for former Wichita State Shockers Alumni Bill Parcells! It’s been over 25 years since Cessna Stadium saw Shocker Football and it still hasn’t completely worn it’s history out! MAYBE one day, there will be college football return to Wichita(other then Friends University OF COURSE/Go Falcons!)!!!

Shit comes in three

1. Cassel
2. Daboll
3. No Shields in HoF

I'd say buzzkill

BUT that happened TEN minutes ago! :-/

Wait wait

Maybe we are jumping to conclusions too fast here.

Read this little article on Daboll….kinda inspiring. http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2011/12/brian-daboll-willing-to-embrace-the-unorthodox.html

He has never really had much offense talent to work with as OC.

The article talks about how creative and different his offensive playcalling is. That is great compared to Muirs playbook consisting of a draw play and screen pass.

Maybe he can do some work with our talent.

Frank Haith

Is at mizzou.

The one thing I liked of his was that crazy crossing route by the TE for the TD

The problem is Cassel is no Moore and he cant make that throw.

this is a typical AP over-hatred of MC

Cassel is at least Moore’s equal.

and here he has Cassel .. yeah, I get it ... Super Bowl Bound
He has never really had much offense talent to work
Pioli and Crennel

Promised QB competition….

If we can get Orton signed up….we could be on to something.

Or we could sign Manning.

Never know

never a dull moment
Manning's gonna laugh at this opportunity now
Puppet OC

Right up his alley

lol

fair point. Then when he retires in 3 years the team is totally fucked and we draft in the top 5 again

We won't stop drafting just because he's on the team.
That's right

because we find jems in rounds 4 and up

Get a QB in the first next year and sit him behind Manning for 2 years

.Perfect plan.

Landry Jones or Tyler Wilson learning from manning and not needing to come in and be the man

Could be a Rogersesque remedy.

but that would mean we would have to secure Pey-Pey as the next OC

when he retires from playing

Maybe he can train Daboll too
we need a qb i would be fine with manning for 3 years

super bowl run

I've had one of the shittiest days in a long time today

I should have seen this coming and warned others

that would have been nice AH

this just pissed all over a good day for me

I'm starting to think Daboll might not be a popular choice.
I hope I have to eat crow because I'm with the pitchforkin crew on this one.
We will need quite a few crows

I would need some also

are you kidding me?

Daboll being hired is my fucking VOTW!!!

My mistake then.
so you like Billy Butler, huh
Did you have a shitty week or did I miss something?
On a lighter note

the Friday night open thread sure picked up! (I wish I was drunk now)

empty bottle

of crown next to me, guess i need to start on the newcastle now.

fucked my buzz all to hell
Just saw your poem to JC.

Are you sure you’re not drunk?

Breaking news Dabol is our new OC !! Smfh bad move would of liked al Saunders better!

welcome to the party
In other breaking news

The Japanese have surrendered. WWII is over!!!!

In other news clark hunt still has lots of money to spend
Look at the bright side.

This gives Pioli more incentive to go after Manning, just to appease an upset fan base. Right? Right?

this /\ /\ /\

though unlikely

that move would be a bit too sexy for Pioli

I was thinking more along the lines of Kyle Orton

This will improve your night

I promise!

That was worth the click
made me laugh

but i’m kinda wishing he didn’t get back up

Not fvcking happy

Now I can just not be excited at all about chiefs football for the next few months

damn i hate shitty coaches

At least he holds himself accountable.

Ho Li Schitt!

Mike Vrabel retired!!!

I hear that Daboll isn't a great coach but he has all the Vrabels one could want in a coach.
well, there ya go!

hell, I feel better already!!!

When the Friday night open thread reaches 500 replies does the site burst into flames?
Where is the AP, Scott Pioli approval poll?

I have a Desktop, Laptop AND a handheld device! That is THREE negative votes!

UGH

The approval polls should come out next week
talk about interesting
before or after peyton manning comes
If Manning comes I fully expect the traffic here will cause the interwebs to shut down for at least a week..
He won't

we just ran him off

Because I'm sure he overreacts to stuff like this just like us.
well

since he hasn’t been released yet, he probably doesn’t realize it just yet.

tell ups to get ready then

upgrades asap

who's the next cleveland/ NE coach we are getting
Jimmy O'Calaghan

New Englands towel management supervisor will be our new head of scouting.

He gets very friendly with his QBs.

Bowe ain't gonna like that one
I hope this isn't another Rerun.

Daboll or Dadrop

Is brady quinn coming to kc
Nope but maybe his brother Tom will come

Then we’ll be just like NE. We’ll have our very own TOm.

20 % approval of this hire

Whats the over and under on the OC hire approval poll?

20 seems high

better go with 2% if you want someone to bet on the over.

40%

Some people will just be happy with any hire and then the Raiders and Bolts trolls who dont have their own site worth loitering will approve to spite us.

I might have to approve

just to be part of the anti-establishment.

weather man prediction 50% approval
Well fellers

my laptop battery is going to put me out of my misery this evening. I’m out. Pz!

Like a boss. On a boat.

Im not sure if this news is worse then "The Grey"

Its pretty damn close. Hang gliding wolves or Brian Daboll? Hmmm….

How does this hire impact bowe wanting to return to KC

Or KC attracting other offensive free agents? Come to KC, you can be a part of averageness

depends if peyton manning comes to kc
He was talking like he as coming back this afternoon in an interview.

Marshall seemed to do alright in Miami so thats got to be promising.

Probably zero.
whats with the midnight announcement is pioli drinking tonight
Did they announce it?

Or did Schefter just break it?

At least he already has the Chiefs' offensive playbook.

getting called out to work

thanks schefter for over shadowing my first post with this shitty news, I’ll check out the am fallout. Peace…. but not to daboll

nite buddy, I'm out too
In case it hasnt been mentioned

Chiefs hire ex-Dolphins assistant Daboll as offensive coordinator

You should preface that with "BREAKING NEWS!"
I forgot...I do have one VOTW

got a big ass Eric Berry Fathead hanging in the Chiefs room.

Berry berry cool!
it's much bigger than I expected it to be

way bigger than life size Berry.

That's awesome

I want to get some of those at some point. Maybe DT and Neil

OK OK OK

this hire made me raid the liquor cabinet as much as everyone else here….. but, and this is probably the captain, crown, soco, and absolut talking, but I’m sure people in NE might have been pretty irritated when they brought in under .500 BB in and he started hiring all his buddies? but, then again we don’t have Tom Brady on our roster to make everything look brilliant

or is he?

Cleveland trades for RGIII and looky who we can have....

Yep…gonna grab another one! :-/

Orrrrrrr...this guy?

one of the starting QB's worse than Cassel?
@getnickwright
Here’s the thing… We talked to a bunch of people about Daboll last week, and they all said good things…
I won't hold my breath.
That's probably good.

Not sure what that has to do with Nick’s quote, though.

@AdamSchefter
Sorry everybody, I was drunk. Chiefs haven’t really hired an OC yet. #mybad
What to think?

Nice Dream Tarkus

That GIF should be part of every thread!
Testing fan reaction to hire news

Fail, change hire

We have a chance to see the extremely rare

Double manning sad face this weekend

In breaking news...

All of AP is captivated, by the MEN ON A LEDGE!!!

Quite a few of you seem really angry/bummed out about this Daboll hire.

I don’t know the guys history yet but he was with Miami last year, And the one game I got to see of theirs they looked pretty damn good against our #12 defense. Not saying that one game validates the guy but he’s not all bad if he made Matt Moore look like a mediocre QB. He also utilized Bush much better as the season progressed. Maybe this guy can come in here and surprise some people with more talent than he’s had at any point in his career before. (Assuming his only OC experience was @Cleveland And Miami as mentioned above). Everybody should chill and give the dude a chance before you crucify the man. If we get any QB here better than Cassel (Manning, RG3, Flynn, Orton) then a chimpanzee could call plays with all the weapons we’ll have…

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