I’m malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my hook
I’ve always yearned to be a concert pianist
Can’tcha see me on the stage performin’ Mozart?
Tickling the ivories ‘til they gleam?
Yep, I’d rather be called deadly
For my killer show-tune medley
Thank you!
‘Cause way down deep inside
I’ve got a dream
He’s got a dream!
He’s got a dream!
I have dreams, like you — no, really!
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere
warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
which is more depressing, having to listen to Haley yelling at me to get rid of the ball, Palko droning on and on about his Hail Mary or having to run draws on 3rd & long? Oh and who’s this Richardson guy?
Man, my innards are all in knots about that.
…..
Or I just have to take a big shit.
…..
Or I have to pass massive gas from all that BBQ I just ate.
….
Yup, it was the Que."
At least Todd Haley's wife is hot!
LadyChief - February 8, 2012
I had a dream, once.
I’m malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my hook
I’ve always yearned to be a concert pianist
Can’tcha see me on the stage performin’ Mozart?
Tickling the ivories ‘til they gleam?
Yep, I’d rather be called deadly
For my killer show-tune medley
Thank you!
‘Cause way down deep inside
I’ve got a dream
He’s got a dream!
He’s got a dream!
I have dreams, like you — no, really!
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere
warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
I’ve got a dream!
mrdenver1 - February 8, 2012
I'm listening to your cell phone Todd
Arrowhead25 - February 8, 2012 via mobile
"Me and Todd gonna wreck some nightclub bathrooms"
Tomahawk29 - February 8, 2012
Does Haley have any Daughters?
Djpress - February 8, 2012
"That chick over by the bathroom wants me."
Tarkus - February 8, 2012
HA!
bossmanham - February 8, 2012
Allegedly.
bossmanham - February 8, 2012
She's gonna get it regardless.
Chiefs1 - February 8, 2012 via mobile
I need to get these nuts back to my tree before Todd slaps them out of my cheeks.
Brsrkr - February 8, 2012
damn
Steve_Chiefs - February 8, 2012
Haley drinks Jeremiah Weed and water?
Really?
Chiefs1 - February 8, 2012 via mobile
I hope this game is over so I take a dump
manofnothi - February 8, 2012
I put too much chew in.
Chiefs1 - February 8, 2012 via mobile
I wonder if Todd is bringing Tyler with him…man, I could be in trouble.
kc571 - February 8, 2012
Listening to a Self-Help CD:
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
“I am looking forward to a lot of 3rd and long draw plays”
Tomahawk29 - February 8, 2012
I think Todd broke my Jaw
Steve_Chiefs - February 8, 2012
We'll be f*cking fat bitches in no time!
Jayson_D - February 8, 2012
"Big Ben"...
in a crappers position? :-/
Jason Drue Keith - February 8, 2012
Barry Richardson's the new RT?
xg311 - February 8, 2012
I wish Haley WOULD tell me
“Throw the FUCKING ball Ben”…
KCinAZ - February 8, 2012
Todd told me to keep my favorite plays on the bill of my hat. But I can't read the bill of my hat.
Brsrkr - February 8, 2012
All the chicks are onto me, and
now Todd Haley is my coach. Geez, what next!
G.L. - February 8, 2012
Planet of the Apes...
The prequel to the sequel!
Chiefs1990 - February 8, 2012
I don't know...
which is more depressing, having to listen to Haley yelling at me to get rid of the ball, Palko droning on and on about his Hail Mary or having to run draws on 3rd & long? Oh and who’s this Richardson guy?
KCMikeG - February 8, 2012
What a dumb ass
He isnt telling me what to do or what play to run.Does this mean Palko will be my backup.the only reason he is here is because of his Daddy.
chiefsfool - February 8, 2012
I can't believe I got benched for Tyler Palko
TEXAN_CHIEF - February 8, 2012
Seriously?
Kill me now!
Tbone8801 - February 8, 2012
My God I play like Matt Cassel now!
TEXAN_CHIEF - February 8, 2012
Ben to himeslf: This Lil' Wayne song sounds familiar
ExRoyalsFan - February 8, 2012
Aaaah.. this is the one that was playing in the bathroom of the club that night. I bet Haley likes this song.
ExRoyalsFan - February 8, 2012
Oh No
If my dog had a face like that,i would shave its ass and make him walk backwards.
chiefsfool - February 8, 2012
Well it appears I'm screwed
And Mendenhalls career is going to sky rocket.
nateforchiefs - February 8, 2012
Why am I in timeout?
TEXAN_CHIEF - February 8, 2012
Wasn't this guy in Borat?
I really liked him in Talladega Nights.
TEXAN_CHIEF - February 8, 2012
Todd benched me to make me a better player?
Seriously?
NJChieffan16 - February 8, 2012 via mobile
I don't care what he says
I ain’t going on no damn diet
Halfbreed - February 8, 2012
guess rape's out
Buck'O - February 8, 2012 via iPhone app
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ArrowSpread - February 8, 2012
+infinity
BTiLC FTW!
Ochophosphate - February 8, 2012
Fat Albert: "Hey Hey Hey!"
…Wait that’s Big Ben, nevermind.
Simon from KC - February 8, 2012
So Haley will relay the play down to the QB coach who will send it to me
Unless Coach Tomlin Vetos the choice at which point I will hear the play from him. Wait what the ….?!?
ArrowheadHunter - February 8, 2012
Were going back to the Super Bowl
Supersexy - February 8, 2012 via mobile
Were going back to the Super Bowl
As spectators!
TEXAN_CHIEF - February 8, 2012
Were is Bill Muir when you need him?
TEXAN_CHIEF - February 8, 2012
Why did this one have to call the cops too? I am rich & famous. Don't they all know that?
Mr.Pibbs - February 8, 2012
Better get to work on my bubble screens
KCinIL - February 8, 2012
I wonder
if this tebowing thing will help me assault more chicks, what do you think big guy in the sky!!
chiefsnation64436 - February 8, 2012
"Ummm...Mongo not happy..."
Rokbrnc - February 8, 2012
Did her, did her, did her, ugh God NO, oh yeah theres my next “girlfriend” now I just need an excuse to use the bathroom
slackator - February 8, 2012
I didnt think I was that bad
man, he is starting this Palko kid already!
ChiefofNJ - February 8, 2012
Is he bringing Calabaloo?
AhQueeNo - February 8, 2012
amazingtaters - February 8, 2012
Wow, that failed
http://imgur.com/5iYuN is what I tried to post.
amazingtaters - February 8, 2012
in its own weird sorta way the failed post works as well
slackator - February 8, 2012
Damn!
I guess I should’a shook his hand instead of flipping him the bird after we won in Arrowhead last year!
Wichita Chief - February 8, 2012
Fucking Seagulls!!!
OJ In Nevada - February 8, 2012
Todd thinks he can make me lose weight.
I’ll show him. This sandwich is delicious.
cheapham - February 8, 2012
"And I thought women were drama queens ..."
LocoLoboChico - February 8, 2012
I said NO
badassz1987 - February 8, 2012
"So Haley's gonna be my OC huh?.....
Man, my innards are all in knots about that.
…..
Or I just have to take a big shit.
…..
Or I have to pass massive gas from all that BBQ I just ate.
….
Yup, it was the Que."
Eastcoastransplant - February 8, 2012
whaddamean Haley traded me for Palko!?!
CurtMerzFan - February 8, 2012
Who? Todd Haley? I shit bigger than Todd Haley.
Scott B. - February 8, 2012
Damn!
last night’s victim punched the shit out of the right side of my jaw, but I like it when they put up a fight.
Chief Willie Wildcat - February 8, 2012
Ben sings patiently to himself
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back riiiiiiiiibs.
Chiefs_40 - February 9, 2012
or.........
Maybe he’s just going through this evenings pre-rape check list.
Chiefs_40 - February 9, 2012
Hmmmmmmmm... Twinkies....
Beefcakess - February 9, 2012
MVP
Redberry - February 9, 2012
"Let Todd yell at me one time, just one time....
Boom me and his wife in the bathroom stall."
km230015 - February 9, 2012
I will rape you if i get the chance
RomeosBBC - February 9, 2012
Ben:
Ugggh whatever, but he better not bring that “QB” with him that gave us that one game to back me up.
Chiefsdodgerslakers2415 - February 9, 2012
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